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cmsahe
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by cmsahe 24 Sep 2009 13:35
http://www.jedi-church.co.uk/
Level Structure Of The Church:
1 Apprentice BJV1
2 Padawan BJV2
3 Padawan in Training BJV3
4 Padawan In Practice BJV4
5 Jedi BJV5 &
(The Purification Course Detoxation)
6 Jedi In Training BJV6
7 Jedi In Practice BJV7
8 Jedi Knight BJV8
9 Master Jedi BJV9
10 Grand Jedi Master BJV10
(Presented With Internal Doctrine)
Only the books written by Frank Herbert are canon.
Who We Are and What We Stand For
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Freakzilla
Lead Singer and Driver of the Winnebego
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by Freakzilla 24 Sep 2009 13:36
I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
cmsahe
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by cmsahe 24 Sep 2009 13:40
Freakzilla wrote: I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!
Only the books written by Frank Herbert are canon.
Who We Are and What We Stand For
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DuneFishUK
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by DuneFishUK 24 Sep 2009 16:29
Jedi ejected from Tesco for wearing hood
"Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales...."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -hood.html " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
SandRider
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by SandRider 25 Sep 2009 09:22
I think I'm still an ordained minister in the Church of Elvis.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................ I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
TheDukester
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by TheDukester 25 Sep 2009 09:27
Well, it's Nevada. The country is fine; it's the
Nevadans that need to shape up.
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
lotek
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by lotek 25 Sep 2009 10:30
Scientology has been ruled a sect in France and faces a potential complete ban!
L ron hubbababa take this!
we might be French but we're not that stoopid(hey that's not the way it's spelled LOLZ
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Spice is the worm's gonads.
redbugpest
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by redbugpest 25 Sep 2009 10:53
cmsahe wrote: Freakzilla wrote: I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!
I guess that manes me a "Reformed Herbertarian"
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SandChigger
KJASF Ground Zero
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by SandChigger 25 Sep 2009 11:25
DuneFishUK wrote: Jedi ejected from Tesco for wearing hood "Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales...."
Well, at least now we know what smooty Nomad's been up to lately!
Nekhrun
Icelandic Wiener
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by Nekhrun 25 Sep 2009 11:38
redbugpest wrote: cmsahe wrote: Freakzilla wrote: I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!
I guess that manes me a "Reformed Herbertarian"
Nope. Hackentine Andersonian
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If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it. " -Omphalos
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SandChigger
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by SandChigger 25 Sep 2009 12:17
Bentknee Suctarian?
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
Omphalos
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by Omphalos 25 Sep 2009 14:03
My brother was a reverend in the Church of the Subgenius for a while. Still gets funny shit in the mail from Janor Hypercleats.
