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That's the only reason I watched the first one. 

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There's plenty of beautiful women out there and I don't have to watch some lousy movie to see them. Well okay, there are chick flicks one must endure, but that's different 

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OK, OK... my kids wanted to see it too.GamePlayer wrote:There's plenty of beautiful women out there and I don't have to watch some lousy movie to see them. Well okay, there are chick flicks one must endure, but that's different

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yeah exactly, fun for the kids and their fathers
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You get a free pass. I made my parents endure plenty of lousy movies tooFreakzilla wrote:OK, OK... my kids wanted to see it too.GamePlayer wrote:There's plenty of beautiful women out there and I don't have to watch some lousy movie to see them. Well okay, there are chick flicks one must endure, but that's different

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I using that same line then, so il take that free pass also.GamePlayer wrote:You get a free pass. I made my parents endure plenty of lousy movies tooFreakzilla wrote:OK, OK... my kids wanted to see it too.GamePlayer wrote:There's plenty of beautiful women out there and I don't have to watch some lousy movie to see them. Well okay, there are chick flicks one must endure, but that's different
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You mean Rakis only represents some Canadians?Baraka Bryan wrote:damnit Rakis! you crazy frogs are making the rest of us canadians look bad![]()
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Why can't we just make a film with beautiful Hollywood actresses dancing around half-naked (or more), with guns and explosions and awesome cgi in the background. Why bother with plot? That's the part they always screw up.
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I would see that. Plot is only for women and cattle, anyways.
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well, alright then, I'll take all you little bastards to the moving picture show,Rakis wrote:No worries...it's on the old man --->Baraka Bryan wrote:nah... i'm too cheap to buy theatre foodRakis wrote:Yep, with a big jar of pop corn and a giant Coke...Baraka Bryan wrote:![]()
I'm still looking forward to all of those though
but I ain't buying you no fucking popcorn or caramel apples or none of that
shit.
In my day, we didn't even have moving pictures, we'd just take a
Superman comic book and shake it real fast. (Back then, nickels had pictures of
bumble-bees on them. "Gimme five bees for a quarter", we'd say. 'Course that
was before The War, when they started rationing pickels and the Kaiser stole
the letter "N" ..... )
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LO f'n L
Chigger did you also have to walk 5 miles to school starting at grade 1?
Chigger did you also have to walk 5 miles to school starting at grade 1?
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Hell, bowa, they weren't no damd school wittin fahv malls a us, sose in tha awf munts whin Pah dinn need me ta heulp awt in tha feels, ah borded wit tha reltivs oar in Ashfalls an wint ta school frum there wit mah cuzins. 
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Remember that the Voyager lands on planets.SandChigger wrote:The Klingon subtitles bit....
Ahem.
I have to admit, though, I laugh out loud every time the trailer plays on TV and I see them assembling a starship on a planet's surface.
But come on, it's STAR TREK, fer chrissakes! It's not like we're talking about science fiction.

Only the books written by Frank Herbert are canon.
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Yes she is, pretty!

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"Dune: Reloaded" (produced by Kevin J. Anderson)
Those half nekkid chicks might be Jessica, Irulan, Gaius Mohiam, Chani, adult Alia and Gurney Halleck (the character would be reinvented and become a female, like Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica, an idea taken from TAU)
Those half nekkid chicks might be Jessica, Irulan, Gaius Mohiam, Chani, adult Alia and Gurney Halleck (the character would be reinvented and become a female, like Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica, an idea taken from TAU)

Ampoliros wrote:Why can't we just make a film with beautiful Hollywood actresses dancing around half-naked (or more), with guns and explosions and awesome cgi in the background. Why bother with plot? That's the part they always screw up.
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I do, actually. But I think the Voyager is smaller than a starship like Enterprise?cmsahe wrote:Remember that the Voyager lands on planets.
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Loved the vid 

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Can you be God? Pretty please!SandRider wrote:well, alright then, I'll take all you little bastards to the moving picture show,Rakis wrote:No worries...it's on the old man --->Baraka Bryan wrote:nah... i'm too cheap to buy theatre foodRakis wrote:Yep, with a big jar of pop corn and a giant Coke...Baraka Bryan wrote:![]()
I'm still looking forward to all of those though
but I ain't buying you no fucking popcorn or caramel apples or none of that
shit.
In my day, we didn't even have moving pictures, we'd just take a
Superman comic book and shake it real fast. (Back then, nickels had pictures of
bumble-bees on them. "Gimme five bees for a quarter", we'd say. 'Course that
was before The War, when they started rationing pickels and the Kaiser stole
the letter "N" ..... )


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Only french separatists from the north...Tleszer wrote:You mean Rakis only represents some Canadians?Baraka Bryan wrote:damnit Rakis! you crazy frogs are making the rest of us canadians look bad![]()


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Indeed and it was still built in space...SandChigger wrote:I do, actually. But I think the Voyager is smaller than a starship like Enterprise?cmsahe wrote:Remember that the Voyager lands on planets.


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This all reminds me of the idiocy of Heighliners being build INSIDE IX, underground. How many Constitution Class starships could you put in a Heighliner?Rakis wrote:Indeed and it was still built in space...SandChigger wrote:I do, actually. But I think the Voyager is smaller than a starship like Enterprise?cmsahe wrote:Remember that the Voyager lands on planets.
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Depends on the size of the Heighliner...why?Freakzilla wrote:This all reminds me of the idiocy of Heighliners being build INSIDE IX, underground. How many Constitution Class starships could you put in a Heighliner?Rakis wrote:Indeed and it was still built in space...SandChigger wrote:I do, actually. But I think the Voyager is smaller than a starship like Enterprise?cmsahe wrote:Remember that the Voyager lands on planets.

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It wasn't a serious question, there's no size given for heighliners besides "really big". Just rekindling my hatred for September...Rakis wrote:Depends on the size of the Heighliner...why?Freakzilla wrote:This all reminds me of the idiocy of Heighliners being build INSIDE IX, underground. How many Constitution Class starships could you put in a Heighliner?Rakis wrote:Indeed and it was still built in space...SandChigger wrote:I do, actually. But I think the Voyager is smaller than a starship like Enterprise?cmsahe wrote:Remember that the Voyager lands on planets.
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I think it's time for that volcano of beer thing...Freakzilla wrote:It wasn't a serious question, there's no size given for heighliners besides "really big". Just rekindling my hatred for September...Rakis wrote:Depends on the size of the Heighliner...why?Freakzilla wrote:This all reminds me of the idiocy of Heighliners being build INSIDE IX, underground. How many Constitution Class starships could you put in a Heighliner?Rakis wrote:Indeed and it was still built in space...SandChigger wrote:I do, actually. But I think the Voyager is smaller than a starship like Enterprise?cmsahe wrote:Remember that the Voyager lands on planets.
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In my day, we didn't even have moving pictures, we'd just take a
Superman comic book and shake it real fast.

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