Twitter Wars!

[inhuien]

You guys are over thinking this. Its just, fuck the hack.

[Sandwurm88]

Haven't been following Dune/McDune stuff in a while, just looked over KJA's twitter for the heck of it...Jesus, Becca has gained a lot of weight

[Sev]

A recent gem from the Hack:

some authors write 1 book a year, which is perfectly acceptable. I just wonder what they do during the other eleven months?

Here's a hint, Keith - they re-write and edit until they're happy with it.

[Freakzilla]

A recent gem from the Hack:

some authors write 1 book a year, which is perfectly acceptable. I just wonder what they do during the other eleven months?

Here's a hint, Keith - they re-write and edit until they're happy with it.

OMG, did he really twat that?

[Robspierre]

They also work on other projects, maybe even media. Not everyone one is a fucking shitheel piece of shit worthy of only being scraped off ones boot. What about those authors who publish less than once a year? Quantity is only a metric used by those racing the fucking bottom, like fucking Keith.

Rob

[Freakzilla]

Did he really say that?

[cmsahe]

Did he really say that?

Yes KJA said that I've just read that tweet.

[Serkanner]

Did he really say that?

Almost:

[Freakzilla]

[lotek]

Looks like someone is trying to convince himself.

[Naib]

Did he really say that?

Almost:

The Lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[Freakzilla]

It just blows my mind that someone would brag about how fast they can write a book.

[inhuien]

I'm gonna time my next shit, sit to wipe.

[Omphalos]

I'm gonna time my next shit, sit to wipe.

You should start with the unbuckling.

[Ampoliros]

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[inhuien]

im shit at that game.

[lotek]

Goddamnit that thing is annoying.
I've only managed to pull the door and fart lightly.

[Serkanner]

Oh dear.

[Omphalos]

Oh dear.

Apparently he's been cranking these things out fast enough to have a trilogy already. My, my, where does the time go?

Anyway, it gets better:

New York Times bestselling author Brian Herbert and his wife, Jan, have combined their talents to create an epic ecological fantasy novel. In 2024, Earth is consumed by a great War of Ocean Liberation. A military force of sea creatures attacks naval installations, shuts down shipping lanes and fishing operations, and destroys offshore oil-drilling rigs. Huge blue whales, sharks, dolphins, and even monstrous creatures thought to be extinct—all strike with ferocity and surprising strength. The marine armada is led by hybrid, transformed humans who call themselves Sea Warriors, ocean-rights zealots who can swim to the deepest regions of the sea and live off the bounty of the waters. Their commander, Kimo Pohaku, announces his startling intention: the complete liberation of the seas from human control. Finally, the ocean is fighting back, but it might be too late

Published by Wordfire Press. [http://www.amazon.com/Ocean-The-Cycle-O ... 1614751137

Aquamen, UNITE!

[Ampoliros]

Wordfire Press. For when your work really shouldn't be published.

(Unless its the estate we're raping to give ourselves legitimacy*)







*In which case its a crime against humanity that Wordfire is making money off this.

[Freakzilla]

Sea Warriors?

[Omphalos]

I wonder if it has waterworms?™®*




























*"Waterworms" and anything remotely close to it is a wholly owned registered trademark of the HerbertSpawn Death League of Spongy Children, Cousins, Grand Children, and Opportunistic Interlopers. Omphalos will now be killed.

[lotek]

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[Sandwurm88]

BH on Twitter is the most surprising thing here....But..I thought...philosophical reservations?

Times like these make ya miss the ole Chig...

[D Pope]

BH on Twitter is the most surprising thing here....But..I thought...philosophical reservations?

Times like these make ya miss the ole Chig...

14evin must've insisted, likely because he knew it would make brian uncomfortable as well as his desire to wield some authority.