Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

while y'all know I'm a big fan of slang and new internet words and dialects and the evolution of the English Language,
I gotta say that from now on, any dipshit moron that posts "prolly" when they mean (and can't spell) "probably"
anywhere on the World Wide Innernets is a fair target for a Jihad and will receive a crysknife in the eye, if not my boot
in their ass ...

that is all. good night and good luck.
May the God of Your Choice Bless and Keep You.

Sweet dreams, fair Prince.

My wife misuses the word are.

This are that.

I guess as pissers go it could be worse, think I'm being critical?

That's... different.

(She's a native speaker?)

She is, I think it's a rural Missouri phonetic thing. Just to be clear, in text she uses 'are' in place of 'or.'
Remember the 'would of' vs. 'would have' debate? It's like that.

It's a good thing I don't type the way I talk.

Probly a good idea.

Prolly sew.