ITT: Random Bitching & Rants

[SandRider]

while y'all know I'm a big fan of slang and new internet words and dialects and the evolution of the English Language,
I gotta say that from now on, any dipshit moron that posts "prolly" when they mean (and can't spell) "probably"
anywhere on the World Wide Innernets is a fair target for a Jihad and will receive a crysknife in the eye, if not my boot
in their ass ...

that is all. good night and good luck.
May the God of Your Choice Bless and Keep You.

[inhuien]

Sweet dreams, fair Prince.

[D Pope]

My wife misuses the word are.

This are that.

I guess as pissers go it could be worse, think I'm being critical?

[SandChigger]

That's... different.

(She's a native speaker?)

[D Pope]

She is, I think it's a rural Missouri phonetic thing. Just to be clear, in text she uses 'are' in place of 'or.'
Remember the 'would of' vs. 'would have' debate? It's like that.

[Mandy]

It's a good thing I don't type the way I talk.

[Omphalos]

Probly a good idea.

[SandChigger]

Prolly sew.

[SandRider]