Connect the dots!

cmsahe · Post by **cmsahe** » 03 Mar 2009 02:14

http://www.girlsreadscifi.com/category/read-scifi/

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 03 Mar 2009 05:17

God, Carlos, are you this naive?!

Don't you realize what trouble that's asking for?!

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 03 Mar 2009 11:34

Is it a turducken?

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 03 Mar 2009 11:54

Where's his sporran ?

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 03 Mar 2009 12:46

Does anyone know how to get ink off a computer screen?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 03 Mar 2009 12:51

chanilover wrote:Does anyone know how to get ink off a computer screen?

White-out correction fluid.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 03 Mar 2009 13:00

Freakzilla wrote:White-out correction fluid.

I worked with a guy who tried to do this one time. We stopped him just in time. Swear-to-God true story.

He certainly didn't have all the spots on his dice to begin with, but we later found out that were some other factors, too. For one, he was a complete insomniac, so he was trying to function on virtually no sleep. And we all know how goofy things can get when you've had no sleep.

Still, though ... he was about to put white-out on a monitor. Pretty scary.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 03 Mar 2009 14:28

Ohhhh, it's a stillsuit!

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 03 Mar 2009 14:50

Thanks Drunken! I feel so much better now that I know that it isn't a turducken.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 03 Mar 2009 14:59

A turd what?

DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 03 Mar 2009 15:30

Some of the dots were wrong.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 03 Mar 2009 17:11

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 03 Mar 2009 17:59

SandChigger wrote:A turd what?

Turducken: a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey aka The HLP

Post by **Omphalos** » 03 Mar 2009 18:26

SandChigger wrote:A turd what?

Youve never had a Turducken? I love them, and have even made one or two before. Its kind of a bitch because you either have to pre-cook the inner birds, or put them all into one of those ceramic ovens that slow cook, with a lot of coals around and on top.

But....yummy!!!

Post by **Omphalos** » 03 Mar 2009 18:27

DuneFishUK wrote:

Some of the dots were wrong.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 03 Mar 2009 22:47

Dude warn me next time, i laughed so hard I almost passed out.

and I had this witty retort with "his right arm and pants?" now mine is just lame.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 09 Mar 2009 11:19

DuneFishUK wrote:

Some of the dots were wrong.

DuneFishUK for the win!

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 09 Mar 2009 14:29

we need that printed on t-shirts and flags asap.