Dragonball...so awful it's atrociously funny


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Dragonball...so awful it's atrociously funny

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You don't have to know the anime of the same name (in fact, it's best if you don't) to bust a gut at how awful this movie looks :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fZMN2Qu0w

What the hell is Chow Yun Fat doing in this movie? I think Fat showing up in this trailer evokes the same WTF reaction I had seeing Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons :)
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Oh...wow.

The Karate Kid meets Armageddon meets Transformers!


Why is Goku a round eye? Where are all the fun weird characters? Guess they'll show in the sequels?

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Another SFXtravaganza I'll be missing. (But not really missing. Knowharramean? ;) )
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In really bad Japanese accent:

Stupid round eye buy into Asian Stock markets and we rich get while they get poor! I do bad asian laugh now.

Hahahaha!


And the obligatory:

*Hooker walks up to man and offer him a trick. (Or whatever they call it nowadays)*

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If there is really a G_d he will destroy Hollywood and its shit! I'm not an Otaku (fan of anime, Well I like Macross and its sequels) but what does this crap has to do with the funny and excellent anime??

I can barely wait for the new Dune movie trailer!! (Then I'll cry...)
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cmsahe wrote:If there is really a G_d he will destroy Hollywood and its shit! I'm not an Otaku (fan of anime, Well I like Macross and its sequels) but what does this crap has to do with the funny and excellent anime??

I can barely wait for the new Dune movie trailer!! (Then I'll cry...)
There is a bollywood version broadcast frequently here in Mexico that looks a thousand times better than this ugly movie.
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Hollywood hits rock bottom. :cry:
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(Carlos...why are you now quoting yourself in the very next post?! :shock: :) )
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SandChigger wrote:(Carlos...why are you now quoting yourself in the very next post?! :shock: :) )
Well in retrospect, I didn't think of editing my answer, when I wanted to add more to my comment! :o

That trailer reminded me of all those awful videogame movies: Double Dragon, the sequels to Mortal Kombat (the first one is OK), the sequels to Highlander (Oh my....)

I like Street Fighter, it's entetaining to see the performances of the great and missed Raul Julia along with Jean Claude Van Damme and the petite Kylie Mignone.
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Seraphan
Oh, they hit rock bottom about 50 some years ago. They've been growing new veggies from the compost heap ever since :)

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Yeah, I was wondering about that one too :)
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(OK. Was just wondering. I think I actually saw that Mortal Kombat movie. :shock: Ghastly stuff.)
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SandChigger wrote:(OK. Was just wondering. I think I actually saw that Mortal Kombat movie. :shock: Ghastly stuff.)
Yeah, but Bridgette Wilson is HOT.
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Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:(OK. Was just wondering. I think I actually saw that Mortal Kombat movie. :shock: Ghastly stuff.)
Yeah, but Bridgette Wilson is HOT.
QFT!!!!


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Robspierre wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:(OK. Was just wondering. I think I actually saw that Mortal Kombat movie. :shock: Ghastly stuff.)
Yeah, but Bridgette Wilson is HOT.
QFT!!!!


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In case anyone was wondering...

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REPTILE WINS!
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