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Engineer creates robot girl

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"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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What's his name...Cmac already posted this.
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Baraka Bryan wrote:i saw this the other day on the G&M and i agree on the creepiness

$24,000 spent on it and he claims..
the poor fool! with 50USD he could have a woman tonight!
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After seven years of marriage I'm begining to see the attraction to the robot.
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I mean why not? Its illegal to beat your wife nowadays...
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Sole Man wrote:I mean why not? Its illegal to beat your wife nowadays...
That depends on what state you live in and what you beat her with.
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To continue reading this article, you will need to purchase this article.

Naa think I'll pass thx:) He spent how much!! Weirdo should go shag a toaster!
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Freakzilla wrote:
Sole Man wrote:I mean why not? Its illegal to beat your wife nowadays...
That depends on what state you live in and what you beat her with.
In Jasper, Alabama it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
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Freakzilla wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Sole Man wrote:I mean why not? Its illegal to beat your wife nowadays...
That depends on what state you live in and what you beat her with.
In Jasper, Alabama it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
It's a joke right? I ask this because one gets all sort of crazy news from the US, i dont know what's true and what isnt.
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
the beating laws
seriously? are cases treated by the letter of the law in practice?
Those are real laws but I doubt they are enforced. I wouldn't want to be the one to test it.
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That's what my book is about.

Anyway, I think we need to develop some kind of mind-control that'll put women back where they belong. (Cooking, cleaning, ect...)

They're getting to powerful! If that fucking bitch had taken office, it would truly be the ned of all men.
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Sole Man wrote:That's what my book is about.

Anyway, I think we need to develop some kind of mind-control that'll put women back where they belong. (Cooking, cleaning, ect...)

They're getting to powerful! If that fucking bitch had taken office, it would truly be the ned of all men.
Fear the Ned. :shock:
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Out of the mouths of babes...

Drool and milky puke. :roll:
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Ned (Scottish)
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Ned is a derogatory term applied to certain young people in Scotland, akin to the term chav in England. The stereotypical view of a ned is a white adolescent male, of working class background, who wears fake brand names (particularly Burberry), who engages in hooliganism, petty criminality, loutish behaviour, underage drinking and smoking or general anti-social behaviour[1]. They are often assumed to be unemployed.

The Collins English Dictionary defines ned as "a derogatory term for a young working-class person who dresses in casual sports clothes"[2], although this omits the hooligan element.
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SandRider wrote:a ned is a white adolescent male, of working class background, ... who engages in hooliganism, petty criminality, loutish behaviour, underage drinking and smoking or general anti-social behaviour. They are often assumed to be unemployed.
Ahp...that works. :lol:
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I saw on the internet where someone proposed a fourth law of robotics as an addition to Asimov's first three. It is"

Robots do not want to sleep with you (please take note, Japan).
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maybe that's what really started the Butlerian Jihad ....

maybe we got it backwards -

like the Apes, they learned to say "No!"....
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Omphalos wrote:I saw on the internet where someone proposed a fourth law of robotics as an addition to Asimov's first three. It is"

Robots do not want to sleep with you (please take note, Japan).
There is actually an oficial fourth law, the zeroth law:

"A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm."

This one comes before the first law.
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^^^You may want to add a Foundation and Earth spoiler disclaimer on that^^^
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:^^^You may want to add a Foundation and Earth spoiler disclaimer on that^^^
i think you just spoiled it by explicitly saying it's from the foundation sequel :P
I can't win :cry:
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I remember reading about this quite a while ago. He says she got too mean or something, and he wiped her memory and started again, supposedly with her consent...

He tries to pitch it as a new form of sexuality which deserves as much respect as any other (bleh) but then before that he said that he's dated girls and they were always judging him for appearence/whatever (failing to note that it was really because they got the creepy vibe from him and the sex was all too mechanical). So really he likes girls, he just has no social graces.
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exactly what i klike afbout stippers. dont habefat wripe thier memory,.
thjey dont care...
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SandRider wrote:exactly what i klike afbout stippers. dont habefat wripe thier memory,.
thjey dont care...
Up too early, or too late? :lol:
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awww.. I want to be a drunk too :(
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post time says 3:15am local.

I swear to fuck I don't remember doing that.




maybe that's what my kids mean when they
start screaming at me calling me a terrible
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