Engineer creates robot girl

Post by **Freakzilla** » 15 Jan 2009 12:23

I don't think things we do when blacked-out should count.

There's no law saying you have to be a good role model, just keep them alive and clothed until they're 18.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 15 Jan 2009 12:50

Freakzilla wrote:I don't think things we do when blacked-out should count.

There's no law saying you have to be a good role model, just keep them alive and clothed until they're 18.

I did that, somehow.
I didn't use to be this irresponsible, tho.

I think the third divorce kinda set me free, you know ?
I think I thought, what the fuck, why am I doing all these
things for all you ungrateful worthless fucks ? Fuck you.

That was when I started spending all my money on myself,
spending days at a time in Civil War encampments, picking
up and going where-ever I wanted when-ever I wanted.

I don't know that I'm happier or more satisfied living
this way, but I'm not as angry at people. Except Merritt,
that asshole.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 15 Jan 2009 18:40

Ah, give 'im a break. He's got severe disabilities, after all.

He obviously can't read and he was born into a family of other stupid people.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 15 Jan 2009 19:35

SandChigger wrote:Ah, give 'im a break. He's got severe disabilities, after all.

He obviously can't read and he was born into a family of other stupid people.

Two time loser huh?

We love ya SR!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 15 Jan 2009 20:30

Huh?

I was talking about Byron.

(Just in case there was some misunderstanding?)

cmsahe · Post by **cmsahe** » 19 Mar 2009 00:01

A robotic girlfriend for just $200,000 USD, she doesn't look like the "Tiger Woman" Dors Venabili at all!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7946780.stm

Redstar · Post by **Redstar** » 19 Mar 2009 00:14

Attack of the Show (G4) has weekly robot news, but I don't watch the show much anymore so I missed this. Interesting progress Asia makes in robotics.

orald · Post by **orald** » 19 Mar 2009 00:39

If only I knew a guy like that...I'd put him out of his misery and use the money for a better reason. Like hookers.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 19 Mar 2009 09:41

So the Japanese will beat us all to sex with robots. Guess it's up to the Dutch to teach them to smoke pot.

How long do you think it will take us Americans to create a White-trash robot?

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 19 Mar 2009 09:45

Ampoliros wrote:...

How long do you think it will take us Americans to create a White-trash robot?

Hopefully forever

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Mar 2009 10:02

Eyes High wrote:
Ampoliros wrote:...

How long do you think it will take us Americans to create a White-trash robot?
Hopefully forever

I thought that was what Britney Spears was.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 19 Mar 2009 11:16

With or without the shaved head?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Mar 2009 11:39

GamePlayer wrote:With or without the shaved head?

She was manufactured bald, when you see her with hair, it's a wig.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 19 Mar 2009 12:22

When I see her, I run and hide

"Dear gawd, what is that thing"

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Mar 2009 12:36

Don't get me wrong, I'd still do her.

orald · Post by **orald** » 19 Mar 2009 13:08

Freakzilla wrote:Don't get me wrong, I'd still do her.

You'd probably do anything with two X chromosomes.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 19 Mar 2009 16:10

The ultimate test of a man's honesty: admitting he'd do that.

cause you know, deep down, given the opportunity and enough discretion, we'd all hit that.

One of my favorite jokes. Eyes, you might not want to read this. If you do, forgive me, since every man would laugh at this joke, including the ones you love. So its not me, it's the Y chromosome.

Two best friends went camping, as they often did. For this particular outing they went to a mountain on the edge of a park reserve. They set up their camp on an overlook half way up the mountainside. One morning, they decided to go in opposite directions and come back that night and describe what they had seen. One man went up to the top of the mountain and the other went down into the valley. They met later that evening and described what they had done all day.

The man who went up the mountain went first. "I got to the top of the mountain, just as the sun was rising and witnessed the most beautiful sunrise I've ever seen. I felt at peace, and as I sat watching it, nature seemed to come alive. I felt like one with the world, and in fact as I sat there, woodland animals of all kinds came and watched me. A deer and even a bear came up at one point, and just sat there with me watching over the valley. It was an amazing, truly spiritual experience!"

"Wow, that sounds great," the second man said. "I went down into the valley, and followed a bubbling brook to some rail tracks. I decided to follow them for a while to see where they led. After a while, I came upon a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I untied her, and we had the best most wild sex I've ever had, all day. It was incredible!"

The first guy responded: "Wow, that sounds better than my day by far. Did she give you a blow-job?"
"Naw," said the second guy. "I couldn't find her head."

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Mar 2009 17:14

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 19 Mar 2009 18:25

Thanks for the warning Ampoliros.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Mar 2009 18:49

The definition of a good friend is a guy that will go downtown, get two blow jobs and bring you back one.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 19 Mar 2009 20:13

I thought that was the definition of the word "Sucka"

3 guys are talking at the watercooler one day about how drunk they got the night before. The first guy swallows a couple aspirin and says "I had so many drinks last night, I stumbled home, crawled inside, and blew chunks."

The second guy says "That's nothing, I got so drunk, I went home, stripped off my clothes and passed out on the front lawn."

The third Guy says "I got that beat, I puked all over the cab and the guy made me clean it up with my shirt."

The first guys says "You guys don't understand. Chunks is my Dog."

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 19 Mar 2009 21:20

LOL! This is some funny, but sick shit

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 19 Mar 2009 21:47

insert groan.

and where was my warning for that one Amp?

(HeHeHe)

you guys remind me of some of my cousins.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 19 Mar 2009 22:03

bestiality is funny, necrophilia isn't.

Yet there are so many books out there about women getting wet for walking corpses that feed on human vitae. Go figure, I thought women loved horses. At least Horses are real, and don't consider us food.

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 19 Mar 2009 23:02

Ampoliros wrote:...One of my favorite jokes. Eyes, you might not want to read this. If you do, forgive me, since every man would laugh at this joke, including the ones you love. So its not me, it's the Y chromosome.
....
Edited

You were right. He did laugh.

y'all might corrupt me, but I still enjoy it on here.