I wasn't sure whether we talked about this guy from Amazon here or on TAU, but I think we have ourself an "a close Harwood of the third kind"-type meltdown on our hand.
Remember the two discussion topics about promising, self-published, Science Fiction author Stephen Turner and his Magnum Opus: "The Last Voyage of the Cassiopeia"?
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Dec. 13, 2010 12:15 PM PST
Photoscribe says:
Drug addled Holland, huh? Not surprising. But just about everybody I've ever met from Holland was fairly cool.
What happened with you?
Anyway.... yes, DO that! Leave me your address and where we can send the subpoena, okay, genius?
What are you, Craig's gay lover or something? You just came out of nowhere. I don't remember responding to ONE post of yours in any of Marilyn's forums....
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Perhaps somebody can explain to him why his posts get deleted and not "ours"?
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
Weird ... not much at all. Something to the effect of "you take yourself too seriously." No curse words, no personal attacks, no whatever. Very strange.
Maybe I'm on a short leash with the Amazon brownshirts?
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
huh ... they deleted my post too - I had just copypasta'd the wingnut's deleted post from the OP of this thread ...
oh well, I can do that shit all day ... re-postin' ....
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shit.
I keep forgetting to make sure I'm on the last page of posts ....
my first post was not deleted, but I didn't see that, and reposted,
but then I had to "login", and when I got returned to the first page
of posts, I thought it hadn't gone thru, so I re-reposted ... so now
there's three posts with the wingnuts deleted post ...
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TheDukester wrote:Weird ... not much at all. Something to the effect of "you take yourself too seriously." No curse words, no personal attacks, no whatever. Very strange.
Maybe I'm on a short leash with the Amazon brownshirts?
This was it:
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Dec. 14, 2010 9:58 AM PST The Dukester says: Jesus wept. You take yourself pretty seriously, don't you, PhotoDouche?
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I wonder wheteher it was the use of "Jesus" or "Photodouche" that got hit by the banstick.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
Well, I didn't spell it out either. This time was as good as any other to "share" my real name ... just like The Tidwell did ... although I will of course never be as powerful as THE Tidwell.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
Did you guys notice that all of Stevie's 5-star "reviews" that he used to post his video intros for the books are gone? I wonder if he deleted them himself (most likely IMO) or Amazon zapped them.
Stephen Turner is a master of dialogue. Lots of exclamation points and unnecessary exposition. It's basically one long dialogue scene of some asshole explaining the story to a robot that knows more about it than he does. He is a great dramatist. How dare you suggest he is not a great dramatist! HOW DARE YOU!
He's like Dickens.
"I must admit, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor...."
(Did anyone listen to that latest telephone interview with The Hack & Hag? My gawd, 'Becca's voice sounds like an old woman's. And The Hack was going on about Dickens again. Ugh!)
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
NOTHING is better than Cats, you ill-bred commoner ...
the longest-running furry-porn show on Broadway ever,
based on T.S. Eliot's most fucked-up, drug-fueled poetry ever ...
NOW AND FOREVER, GODSDAMMIT !!
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
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Yeah. There are worse things in life than musicals.
Like musical dinner theater!
(Actually, I've been to quite a few of the latter and they can be quite fun. LIke the Wizard of Oz production where Dorothy picked up Toto and he kept savaging one of her tits. Got a good mouthful on one shot and she actually squealed during another actor's lines. )
Yeah. There are worse things in life than musicals.
Like musical dinner theater!
(Actually, I've been to quite a few of the latter and they can be quite fun. LIke the Wizard of Oz production where Dorothy picked up Toto and he kept savaging one of her tits. Got a good mouthful on one shot and she actually squealed during another actor's lines. )
Who played Toto?
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."