Kralizec
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Kralizec
Hi, I joined the forum yesterday, surprised and pleased that no one had yet taken "Kralizec" as his username.
Since one of the things it seems we do here is heap scorn on certain books of ill repute, I'll say at the outset that I've read others' reviews and comments on them, but I've never read any of them myself. Thanks for the warnings! I don't know what's in those books and, thanks to the critics, I don't want to know! And because I learned touch typing in high school, I can keep my mind squeaky-clean. When the storyline of any of those books comes up for discussion, I plan just to close my eyes and type, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, I can't see what you've written, Powhindah filth!" I haven't worked out yet how I'll find the "Submit" button with my eyes closed, but it's just a matter of time.
There, I've said the ugly things that must be said, and now I can go back to being cute, cuddly,
Kralizec
Since one of the things it seems we do here is heap scorn on certain books of ill repute, I'll say at the outset that I've read others' reviews and comments on them, but I've never read any of them myself. Thanks for the warnings! I don't know what's in those books and, thanks to the critics, I don't want to know! And because I learned touch typing in high school, I can keep my mind squeaky-clean. When the storyline of any of those books comes up for discussion, I plan just to close my eyes and type, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, I can't see what you've written, Powhindah filth!" I haven't worked out yet how I'll find the "Submit" button with my eyes closed, but it's just a matter of time.
There, I've said the ugly things that must be said, and now I can go back to being cute, cuddly,
Kralizec
An Introduction to Reading the Panoplia Prophetica--so to speak.
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Welcome!
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Re: Kralizec
Thanks, Freakzilla!
Tleszer, you are the first to call me "Mr. Kralizec." Your reward is that I promote you and let you live.
Tleszer, you are the first to call me "Mr. Kralizec." Your reward is that I promote you and let you live.
An Introduction to Reading the Panoplia Prophetica--so to speak.
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Re: Kralizec
Welcome Home!
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Welcome to the cast out. Someone should come along shortly to claim your water for the tribe. Remember to keep hands and feet to yourself at all times (some of the members bite occasionaly)
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Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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Welcome 
Don't worry about reading any plotlines from the new books that get posted here, they're all totally bonkers obvious joke/parodies that are impossible to take seriously.

Don't worry about reading any plotlines from the new books that get posted here, they're all totally bonkers obvious joke/parodies that are impossible to take seriously.
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Conveniently, Shaitan is the solution to Kralizec.
Check and Mate, sir.
Randomness aside, welcome. Achlan, Wasachlan!
Check and Mate, sir.
Randomness aside, welcome. Achlan, Wasachlan!
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Hello again, and welcome! 

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Hi.
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Well met and Welcome, grab a spice beer and join in the fun!
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Welcome. Your Water is Ours.
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008


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how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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Re: Kralizec
Welcome to the family, can i offer you a spice beer or spice cakes?
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Re: Kralizec
Greetings and Salutations! I've been lurking for some time, but thought I'd ease back into posting here with a (belated) greeting. See you around the forums! 

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