Dune Haiku

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 16 May 2008 12:30

Muad'dib, hero?
So some say, others do not
But he sure was a bad-ass!!!

Post by **Omphalos** » 16 May 2008 13:39

New Dune movie coming soon.
Probably won't be like book.
Fifteen bucks too much.

Serkanner · Post by **Serkanner** » 16 May 2008 16:27

Kay Jay Aa Comb over
hikes through barren land
cashing in again

orald · Post by **orald** » 16 May 2008 16:57

*Gonna fuck this up with my poor knowledge of syllables in English...or in Hebrew for that matter

*

Brian must die now
It is the season to kill
Dumbshit hack writer.

Edit: It's 5/7/5, right? That's what Wiki' says.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 16 May 2008 19:53

(That wasn't so hard, was it?

)

Herbert Dairy Farms
The milking's what we do!
Pull them damned teats off!

Mr. Teg · Post by **Mr. Teg** » 16 May 2008 22:20

The HLP

Correct name
Correct heart
Thumbs up ass!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 16 May 2008 22:51

Must be one of um them there minimalist haikus I've heard tell of?

orald · Post by **orald** » 17 May 2008 02:49

Or he's trying for the original Japanese "on" defenitions, but it doesn't add up either unless you change the numbers required in each part.

I fell half asleep reading that shit on Wiki'.

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 18 May 2008 21:32

Pinky and the Brain
gutting Herbert's Duniverse
Visit them in Maui

Dr. Why · Post by **Dr. Why** » 23 May 2008 19:49

Spice flowing
Water spilling
Gold path awaits

Paul is here
september awaits us
Begin the Jihad

orald · Post by **orald** » 23 May 2008 20:04

Doctor Why is here
Come to kill bastard Kevin
Oh joy oh joy oh...

I think I'm getting better at it.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 23 May 2008 22:19

Yes, you are. That last line was almost worthy of Bassho!

(He supposedly once wrote a haiku on the famed islands of Matsushima that goes

Matsushima ya
Aa Matsushima ya
Matsushima ya

"It's Matsushima!
Ah...it's Matsushima!
It's Matsushima!"

Maybe, actually, you're doing better?

)

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 24 May 2008 00:09

Or your all fuckin weird. One or the other.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 May 2008 00:55

Pardot Kynes comments.
Maybe tired or grumpy, but
Perspicaciously.

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 May 2008 06:11

Jealousy is eating you from inside, Chig.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 May 2008 12:00

Posts from desert lands
Often leave me wondering
What you're on about.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 24 May 2008 14:06

Underwear too tight
Comb-Over wriggles in pain
Wearing wife's panties.

(is it 5/7/5?)

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 May 2008 17:43

Yep. Nice one.

We must pay more attention to Kevin in these...he'll feel left out otherwise.

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 24 May 2008 19:16

Every board needs a haiku thread.

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 May 2008 19:33

Frankly I have no idea what the big attraction of haiku is, I find the form dull and listless.
And the really good poetry has to rhyme IMO, call me old fashioned.

Now if GRRM had given a more complete version of it, I might've written The Slig and The Combover Pig here.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 May 2008 20:36

Old-fashioned or...of simpler tastes?

orald · Post by **orald** » 24 May 2008 20:40

Yea, simpler tastes. No go eat your poached salmon in whatever-Frenchie-sauce with the rest of the aristocrats, I'll have my stake an' taters, TYVM.

Post by **Omphalos** » 24 May 2008 20:41

And unpretentious.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 May 2008 21:07

orald wrote:Yea, simpler tastes. No go eat your poached salmon in whatever-Frenchie-sauce with the rest of the aristocrats, I'll have my stake an' taters, TYVM.

Huh? You seem to forget where I am.

Actually, Bint was in a domestic mood this morning and made a Japanese-style breakfast: fried salmon (good call!) and a poached egg, miso shiru and rice with some pickles and a bit of salad on the side. YUM!

(The only French I eat is lunch at the little place near work. I think Teg will verify that they are anything but pretentious.

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Phaedrus · Post by **Phaedrus** » 24 May 2008 23:56

Pussy pussy puss.
Mr. Teg always so mean.
New law dog target?
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Former boardadmin.
Now just an annoying bitch.
Never gonna leave.