Well, hello!
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- dar.tar
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Well, hello!
Hi! First of all, it's ridicilous that it's taken me this long to finally join. I have, of course, read all the dune books, most of Frank Herbert's other works, and a couple of those travesties that dare speak his name. I've actually read about half the dune encyclopedia, too. A couple of years ago, I started a facebook group(http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=18750509096 ) in a fit of impotent rage after despairing of finding anyone who shared my desire to abduct Brian Herbert and KJA and do really awful things to them. I can get really creative with these things, but mostly they involve Fremen curses, going over a long list of inconsistencies in their various books, and also an in depth comparison of elementary school writing samples and excerpts from the prequels. But don't need to tell you this. You know. Which is nice.
I've never really known anyone who was into Dune. A few friends have read the first book, and a couple even got to God Emperor and gave up. Which I think happens a lot. But come on people! Anyway, you get it. As an artist, sci fi is generally disparaged among my peers, and as a bartender, it's pretty well understood that, while the concept of being a nerd may be socially acceptable, the reality of someone who makes jokes about Shaitan is pretty damn weird. So I contain myself. And in public, I will continue to do so.
Okay, so I went a little bit on a tangent. So to summerize:
Dune=GOOD
F.Herbert=brilliant
B.Herbert=uuuugh
KJA=satansatansatanuntalentedsatan
Prequels, etc: REALLY?! KILLER ROBOTS?! Badly written, badly conceived
Me=kind of an enthusiast
Okay! Well, I'm going to peruse the forums a bit more. Loving it so far. And hoping this was what I was supposed to do, since there are under 400 members. So I'll see you kids around.
I've never really known anyone who was into Dune. A few friends have read the first book, and a couple even got to God Emperor and gave up. Which I think happens a lot. But come on people! Anyway, you get it. As an artist, sci fi is generally disparaged among my peers, and as a bartender, it's pretty well understood that, while the concept of being a nerd may be socially acceptable, the reality of someone who makes jokes about Shaitan is pretty damn weird. So I contain myself. And in public, I will continue to do so.
Okay, so I went a little bit on a tangent. So to summerize:
Dune=GOOD
F.Herbert=brilliant
B.Herbert=uuuugh
KJA=satansatansatanuntalentedsatan
Prequels, etc: REALLY?! KILLER ROBOTS?! Badly written, badly conceived
Me=kind of an enthusiast
Okay! Well, I'm going to peruse the forums a bit more. Loving it so far. And hoping this was what I was supposed to do, since there are under 400 members. So I'll see you kids around.
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HA HA! You have finally given in to the DARK SIDE! 
ACHLAN WASACHAN! Welcome, doubly welcome!

ACHLAN WASACHAN! Welcome, doubly welcome!

- merkin muffley
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Hello and Welcome! Nice Facebook page. I Like it.
Don't stop making Dune references. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Don't stop making Dune references. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

- Omphalos
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Hi, and welcome to the board. I never knew anybody who was into Dune the way I was until I joined a different board. Well, except for my ex-wife, so there's that, but we don't talk about her. Wish I could get my current wife into her. If only Herbert had written a Dune book about a plucky middle class girl who got a job at an important New York fashion house, got the man of her dreams, and learned some important lessons about being herself.
I guess I could hope that BH and KJA take that up, right?
I guess I could hope that BH and KJA take that up, right?
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I like where this is going.Omphalos wrote:Wish I could get my current wife into her.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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This is relevant to my interests.Omphalos wrote:Wish I could get my current wife into her.
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
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Whoops! Got sidetracked while typing that. It should have read, "Wish I could get her into Herbert."
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Welcome Home!
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Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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welcome to the Cast Out!
Another lost sister joins the Iduali!
Another lost sister joins the Iduali!
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Omphalos wrote:Wish I could get my current wife into her.
Freakzilla wrote:I like where this is going.
Mmm... things are heating up in the old sietch now! Whoohoo!TheDukester wrote:This is relevant to my interests.

OH HOLY MAKER! DELETE THAT IMMEDIATELY!Omphalos wrote:If only Herbert had written a Dune book about a plucky middle class girl who got a job at an important New York fashion house, got the man of her dreams, and learned some important lessons about being herself.
I guess I could hope that BH and KJA take that up, right?

"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
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Shaitan Wears Prada
of DUNE
of DUNE
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Boo! Now go back to bed.
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hi
"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos 
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- lotek
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I think it's about time our Reverend Mother shared the changed Water of Life with the community.SandChigger wrote:Omphalos wrote:Wish I could get my current wife into her.Freakzilla wrote:I like where this is going.Mmm... things are heating up in the old sietch now! Whoohoo!TheDukester wrote:This is relevant to my interests.![]()
(paraphrased from Wiki for those who wonder how I got so eloquent

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merkin muffley wrote:Shaitan Wears Prada
of DUNE

Welcome dar.tar!

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Re: Well, hello!
dar.tar wrote:Hi! First of all, it's ridicilous that it's taken me this long to finally join. I have, of course, read all the dune books, most of Frank Herbert's other works, and a couple of those travesties that dare speak his name. I've actually read about half the dune encyclopedia, too. A couple of years ago, I started a facebook group(http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=18750509096 ) in a fit of impotent rage after despairing of finding anyone who shared my desire to abduct Brian Herbert and KJA and do really awful things to them. I can get really creative with these things, but mostly they involve Fremen curses, going over a long list of inconsistencies in their various books, and also an in depth comparison of elementary school writing samples and excerpts from the prequels. But don't need to tell you this. You know. Which is nice.
I've never really known anyone who was into Dune. A few friends have read the first book, and a couple even got to God Emperor and gave up. Which I think happens a lot. But come on people! Anyway, you get it. As an artist, sci fi is generally disparaged among my peers, and as a bartender, it's pretty well understood that, while the concept of being a nerd may be socially acceptable, the reality of someone who makes jokes about Shaitan is pretty damn weird. So I contain myself. And in public, I will continue to do so.
Okay, so I went a little bit on a tangent. So to summerize:
Dune=GOOD
F.Herbert=brilliant
B.Herbert=uuuugh
KJA=satansatansatanuntalentedsatan
Prequels, etc: REALLY?! KILLER ROBOTS?! Badly written, badly conceived
Me=kind of an enthusiast
Okay! Well, I'm going to peruse the forums a bit more. Loving it so far. And hoping this was what I was supposed to do, since there are under 400 members. So I'll see you kids around.
Such a very amazing link!
Thanks you for the post.
- SandChigger
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SPAMMER! 

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Yeah, right:
"Such a very amazing link!
Thanks you for the post.
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"Such a very amazing link!
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- A Thing of Eternity
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Now I am unclear on whether you knew I was. 
