Losing virginity
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Losing virginity
Hello all. Yes, first time for me. Popping my post cherry.
Never posted before (anywhere), also cant type worth a shit (two fingers) so may not post much but rest assured I will visit when possible.
First read Dune about 30 years ago and like most of you, loved it and have re-read the series several times since. Read the prequels and sequels (don't normally self harm) and
find it hard to believe the travesty that those pair of fucking imbeciles have foisted upon Dune fans. Found you after having a look at Dune novels site and laughing at the pathetic justifications spewed out by fans of BH/KJA. Love the way you all rip them to shreds, and they just don't get it. You have restored my sanity (temporarily). Cheers.
Never posted before (anywhere), also cant type worth a shit (two fingers) so may not post much but rest assured I will visit when possible.
First read Dune about 30 years ago and like most of you, loved it and have re-read the series several times since. Read the prequels and sequels (don't normally self harm) and
find it hard to believe the travesty that those pair of fucking imbeciles have foisted upon Dune fans. Found you after having a look at Dune novels site and laughing at the pathetic justifications spewed out by fans of BH/KJA. Love the way you all rip them to shreds, and they just don't get it. You have restored my sanity (temporarily). Cheers.
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Welcome! The new Dune books are, indeed, a travesty. 

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Welcome and well met.
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Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
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Welcome. Your Water is Ours.
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Welcome. I sympathize with your typing prowess.
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welcome to the sietch of the Cast Out!
And what to expect other than a travesty of a book when you find a transvestite of a robot in it?
And what to expect other than a travesty of a book when you find a transvestite of a robot in it?
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Great to have you!
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Hi Two Fingers.
"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos 
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Nekhrun wrote:Hi Two Fingers.

Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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I am glad to see I am not the only one not to get it(btw double negative again)Freakzilla wrote:Nekhrun wrote:Hi Two Fingers.
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Freakzilla wrote:Nekhrun wrote:Hi Two Fingers.
dune stroller wrote:...also cant type worth a shit (two fingers)
"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos 
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"Over 500 views for my 'Open Question' video." -Nebiros

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Nekhrun wrote:Freakzilla wrote:Nekhrun wrote:Hi Two Fingers.dune stroller wrote:...also cant type worth a shit (two fingers)

Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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Um, nope, not really, no more than this is.lotek wrote:I am glad to see I am not the only one not to get it(btw double negative again)

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Derailing welcome threads is my new favoriteSandChigger wrote:Um, nope, not really, no more than this is.lotek wrote:I am glad to see I am not the only one not to get it(btw double negative again)

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Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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that's what I thought, altho a better expression would be :SandChigger wrote:Um, nope, not really, no more than this is.lotek wrote:I am glad to see I am not the only one not to get it(btw double negative again)
I am glad to see I am not the only one to not get this
or:
Sure gladder'n a pig in Iraq durin' Ramadan I ain't the only one who don't know what that there was meanin' ...
and there's a difference between a double-negative and just plain Southern Talk ...
f'instance, (Chig), is this form a double-negative :
I don't need me none of them, I done got more'n I can eat ...
I tried to parse it out myself, but fuck that ....
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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Oh, y' ole coot, don't you know there ain't nobody here gonna pay nothing like that no never mind! 
Parsin' it ain't no problem. It's just addin' negative emphasis. (Addin' negatives ... ain't that the same as subtractin'?
) It's when you think it has to make sense logically (that "two negatives make a positive" bullshit) that you get inna trouble!
Damned fool 17th century British grammarians!

Parsin' it ain't no problem. It's just addin' negative emphasis. (Addin' negatives ... ain't that the same as subtractin'?

Damned fool 17th century British grammarians!

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"adding negative emphasis"
whooee-shit, do I like that one ....
I'll be usin' that on all them uppity college-educated folks in town ...
whooee-shit, do I like that one ....
I'll be usin' that on all them uppity college-educated folks in town ...
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008


I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008