SandChigger wrote:Wait a minute... I thought bananas were supposed to help stop you up. That's why I had three of them this morning...
OH MY DEAR GAWD HELP ME WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Just be careful not to strain. If Elvis has taught us anything...
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SandChigger wrote:Wait a minute... I thought bananas were supposed to help stop you up. That's why I had three of them this morning...
OH MY DEAR GAWD HELP ME WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
You'll still be a silly bitch after you die, Jimmy ... is that the kinda legacy you wanna leave ?James Charwood, Science BlogFiction Writer and ED-quality loon, in the sockpuppet of Frank Warden, high-priced influential powerful lawyer-guy and the basis for the Spader character on [i]Boston Legal[/i] wrote: * * *
Warning: Cyberstalking is a Crime
Cyberstalking is a Crime
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberstalking" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
The current US Federal Anti-Cyber-Stalking law is found at 47 USC sec. 223
http://www.wiredsafety.org/cyberstalkin" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... nglaw.html
The cyberbullying vs cyberstalking
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberbullying" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Cyberterrorism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberterrorism" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Harassment by computer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harassment_by_computer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Hate group
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_group" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Defamation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Cyber Crimes Task Forces - FBI
http://www.fbi.gov/cyberinvest/computer_intrusions.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Internet Crime Complaint Center
http://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
A wrongful death lawsuit may be brought against those whose cyberstalking cause the decline in health and resulting death of a targeted individual.
Frank A. Walden, Attorney
Norman, Oklahoma
Posted by Frank A. Walden at 5/26/2010 08:33:00 AM
Labels: cyberstalking, Internet crimes
i'm learning those by heart to show off at work(i do work for a japanese company)SandChigger wrote:Good gawd, another white out, this late in the season?
OK, Carlos (and anyone else interested), Japanese lesson time! Two proverbs:
馬鹿につける薬はない。(Baka ni tsukeru kusuri wa nai.) "There's no cure for a fool." (Lit. "There is no medicine to put on a fool.")
and
馬鹿は死んでも直らない。(Baka wa shinde-mo naoranai.) "Not even Death cures a fool." (Lit. "A fool doesn't get better even if he dies.")
Thus endeth the lesson for today.
well, I did have some questions, so I further responded, and got this reply:Mr. James C. Harwood, science fiction author, of Norman Oklahoma USA,is deceased. Before he died, he turned over to me access to all of hisInternet accounts, ownership of his novels, and administration of hisblog. I am in the process of closing all of his Internet accounts atTwitter and Facebook, while maintaining his blog and this emailaddress. Respond further if you have any questions. I am Frank A.Walden, Intellectual Properties Attorney, Norman, Oklahoma, USA. -- Frank A. Walden,Intellectual Properties Attorney,Norman, Oklahoma, USA
also,the last open blahg of James C. Harwood, Deceased Science BlogFiction Writer, is now closed,Mr. James C. Harwood, science fiction author, of Norman Oklahoma USA,is deceased. Before he died, he turned over to me access to all of hisInternet accounts, ownership of his novels, and administration of hisblog. I am in the process of closing all of his Internet accounts atTwitter and Facebook, while maintaining his blog and this emailaddress. Respond further if you have any questions. I am Frank A.Walden, Intellectual Properties Attorney, Norman, Oklahoma, USA. -- Frank A. Walden,Intellectual Properties Attorney,Norman, Oklahoma, USA
Um, I'd be really careful about who you say them to, there.lotek wrote:i'm learning those by heart to show off at work(i do work for a japanese company)
What is going on here? Are you saying that he really is dead, or that he might have actually faked his own death? Isn't that a crime? Especially if people try to obtain copies of his book at inflated prices. I would think that this is the sort of thing someone might do time for. I can't believe that he would lie to the world like this. Has anyone informed the Church of Scientology yet (could they have had something to do with this), or his Facebook friends?SandRider wrote:also,the last open blahg of James C. Harwood, Deceased Science BlogFiction Writer, is now closed,Mr. James C. Harwood, science fiction author, of Norman Oklahoma USA,is deceased. Before he died, he turned over to me access to all of hisInternet accounts, ownership of his novels, and administration of hisblog. I am in the process of closing all of his Internet accounts atTwitter and Facebook, while maintaining his blog and this emailaddress. Respond further if you have any questions. I am Frank A.Walden, Intellectual Properties Attorney, Norman, Oklahoma, USA. -- Frank A. Walden,Intellectual Properties Attorney,Norman, Oklahoma, USA
even tho a posting on the date of the announcement of Jimmy's "death" said the blahg would remain
open until June 1, I'm assuming the date of the Reading of the Will ...
of course, we all know what's in the will, don't we Frankie ?
Jimmy left everything to you ....
he signed the papers in your office and ... died the very next day ...
coincidence ?
I don't care, but let's see what the Norman Police have to say ...
Nekhrun wrote:What is going on here? Are you saying that he really is dead, or that he might have actually faked his own death? Isn't that a crime?
just the fact they come from you probably makes them nsfwSandChigger wrote:Um, I'd be really careful about who you say them to, there.lotek wrote:i'm learning those by heart to show off at work(i do work for a japanese company)
well even if I am still a child at heart I am quite far from being an infantHunchback Jack wrote:Chig, did you just give a loaded gun to an infant .... again?
HBJ
sandrider, scourge of the internet phonies!SandRider wrote:A witness has come forward to confirm my suspicion that
Frank Walden, Internet Attorney Copyright Specialist,
[...]
I'm concerned they have not yet run the announcement of one of Norman's leading citizens ...)
Even all of that above is magnificently officious, you forgot to mention that you were straight.SandRider wrote:A witness has come forward to confirm my suspicion that
Frank Walden, Internet Attorney Copyright Specialist,
has murdered James C. Harwood, Internet Science Fiction Author,
after securing the rights to Mr. Harwood's intellectual property,
namely one BlogNovel, fourteen Blogspot Blogs, four Facebook identities,
and twenty-seven Twitter accounts ....
Mr. Walden has also taken possession of Mr. Harwood's personal computers,
one new and one damaged in a cyber-terrorist attack funded by Muslim Extremists,
and I have good reason to believe that Mr. Walden has also taken up residence
in the former Mr. Harwood's apartment (rent was paid thru May) ....
I have sent all this information to the Norman, Oklahoma Police Department,
and the FBI regional office in OKC ...
(and I'm not kidding ... you people know me well enough ... and not some email bullshit from
a bogus gmail account, either, on paper, USPS, with my real name - a suspicious death has
apparently occurred, and I am in possession of information not necessarily available to local
authorities ... I believe it is my civic and legal duty to assist the police in this matter ...)
(and right now, I'm searching for an email address for the obituary section of the local paper -
I'm concerned they have not yet run the announcement of one of Norman's leading citizens ...)
Only if "James C. Harwood" existed in the first place. If he was a "persona", or a nom de plume, then "Frank" is just playing games.Nekhrun wrote:What is going on here? Are you saying that he really is dead, or that he might have actually faked his own death? Isn't that a crime?
Sorry, Lotek, meant no disrespect. I'll choose the metaphor more carefully next time.lotek wrote:well even if I am still a child at heart I am quite far from being an infantHunchback Jack wrote:Chig, did you just give a loaded gun to an infant .... again?
HBJ
That would be an intriguing twist. I wouldn't have thought that a guy who writes that he's "Single, no children, has not ruled out marriage to the right woman" on Amazon would be deep enough to create an entire persona like that ("usually blue jeans casual," Science Fiction Party Facebook page, Moderate Centrist Independent political affiliation, cheesecake links, Spritualist doesn't believe in either the Bible OR Evolution).Hunchback Jack wrote: Only if "James C. Harwood" existed in the first place. If he was a "persona", or a nom de plume, then "Frank" is just playing games.
Well, I'm just speculating. He seemed to be his own cousin for a while there, so he was no stranger to assuming identities. Maybe we were just assuming that Harwood was the "real" one.merkin muffley wrote:That would be an intriguing twist. I wouldn't have thought that a guy who writes that he's "Single, no children, has not ruled out marriage to the right woman" on Amazon would be deep enough to create an entire persona like that
Oh, I know. It would be interesting, though.Hunchback Jack wrote:I'm not saying he was necessarily being clever about it. He may have had ... er ... issues.