Hello underlings, I am the dark lord Xenu, I have come to enslave you with my 1960s aircr.. I mean spaceships.
I'm a youngling who saw the Dune movie a few years back and finally decided to start reading the original novels about two months ago, sadly time is not always easy to find so I'm still only early on in the first novel.
I had heard this was a great source of slav.. I mean fellow kindred spirits to share my appreciation of Frank's work with.
Be gentle.
I am Xenu.
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lotek
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I am gentle but soome people here aren't 
one piece of advice; don't show any weaknesses lol
Antway welcome to Jacurutu and more important welcome to Dune,
one piece of advice; don't show any weaknesses lol
Antway welcome to Jacurutu and more important welcome to Dune,
WelcomeA beginning is a very delicate time.
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Xenu
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My only weakness is Hubbard, and he's not here on Earth anymore! He passed to another plane of existence to further study the universe! 
Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.
Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.
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lotek
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that should do the trickXenu wrote:My only weakness is Hubbard, and he's not here on Earth anymore! He passed to another plane of existence to further study the universe!
Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.
Oh and I almost forgot:
"Your water is ours!"
Too late people
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Welcome Home!
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Welcome on board mate.
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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God Emperor of Dune"I have created a holy obscenity!" he said. "This religion built around my person disgusts me!"
"Yes, Lord."
Nayla's green eyes on the gilded cushions of her cheeks stared out at him without questioning, without comprehension, without the need of either response.
If I sent her out to collect the stars, she would go and she would attempt it. She thinks I am testing her again. I do believe she could anger me.
"This damnable religion should end with me!" Leto shouted. "Why should I want to loose a religion upon my people? Religions wreck from within -- Empires and individuals alike! It's all the same."
"Yes, Lord."
All rebels are closet aristocrats.
Leto Atreides II
Leto Atreides II
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lotek wrote:
"Your water is ours!"
Too late people
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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welcome mate.
Do not be quick to reveal judgment. Hidden judgment is often more potent. It can guide reaction whose effects are felt only when too late to divert them.
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lotek
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hey I think he's my firstSandRider wrote:lotek wrote:
"Your water is ours!"
Too late people
But i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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lotek wrote:i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol
claim it when I'm dead .....
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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Hello, hope you enjoy the books, we're all more than happy to answer any questions that might come up. Watch out for spoilers, this place is one gigantic spoiler farm.
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***SPOILER ALERT***
I have a green tushie.
***END SPOILERS***
I have a green tushie.
***END SPOILERS***
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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Welcome!
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lotek
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SandRider wrote:lotek wrote:i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol
claim it when I'm dead .....
now you're gonna make me cry...
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Greetings, Xenu.
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Xenu
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Thank you guys!
You've made me feel so welcomed!
And I'll make sure to watch out for spoilers though I've kinda had the big stuff in the first three novels spoiled to me by the film and miniseries.
But it doesn't seem to bother me because the novels are so well-written, just swallows you whole like a shai-hulud!
You've made me feel so welcomed!
And I'll make sure to watch out for spoilers though I've kinda had the big stuff in the first three novels spoiled to me by the film and miniseries.
But it doesn't seem to bother me because the novels are so well-written, just swallows you whole like a shai-hulud!
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harumph. now ....
Welcome. Your Water is Ours.
Welcome. Your Water is Ours.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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Welcome, twice welcome!
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