Schu say hey!

[Schu]

I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!

[Ampoliros]

Welcome Welcome back Schu

[SandRider]

shit, I thought you were in the shower ....

so, who's been in the shower for the last month ?
you owe the tribe water rings, buddy ...

[Eyes High]

'Bout time.

[SandChigger]

I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!

(sniff sniff)

You been having sex!

[SandRider]

dat be me !!

[SandChigger]

Eeeeew!

[Schu]

I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!

(sniff sniff)

You been having sex!

No. I mean, yes I've been having sex (not like that's anything new), no that isn't why I've been gone (never stopped me being here before). I've just been lazy

[SandChigger]

Lazy sex, huh?

Cool.

[reverendmotherQ.]

^ :snort laugh:

[Schu]

Lazy sex, huh?

Cool.

I'm trying to picture what lazy sex would be like. I mean, one person can always just lie back and enjoy, but it doesn't really work for both...

[SandChigger]

"You wanna...?"

"... Yeah."

...

"When?"

"Mmm ... in a little while..."

[reverendmotherQ.]

"You wanna...?"

"... Yeah."

...

"When?"

"Mmm ... in a little while..."

let me finish this joint then maybe we'll hit it in a diff way

disclaimer: i don't use drugs. but i know people who do and this lazy sex concept sounds about right when discussing their "special dates" lol

[Nekhrun]

"You wanna...?"

"... Yeah."

...

"When?"

"Mmm ... in a little while..."

I don't know, suck on it or something...I'm going to sleep.

[SandChigger]

Now THAT's lazy.

[SandRider]

the "worker's position" -

woman on back, one leg raised,
man laying on side - nobody "on top"
and neither have to work too hard -
when you're done, you can fall alseep
still "together" ....

(how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

{but I'll think about it .... alot ...}

[reverendmotherQ.]

the "worker's position" -

woman on back, one leg raised,
man laying on side - nobody "on top"
and neither have to work too hard -
when you're done, you can fall alseep
still "together" ....

(how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

{but I'll think about it .... alot ...}

ermm. such a concept doesn't exist lol

[Schu]

Sandrider sure knows how to sweet-talk

[SandRider]

y'oughta sit next to me on a barstool for a few rounds .....

[chanilover]

the "worker's position" -

woman on back, one leg raised,
man laying on side - nobody "on top"
and neither have to work too hard -
when you're done, you can fall alseep
still "together" ....

(how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

{but I'll think about it .... alot ...}

Sounds like you've been watching too much gay porn.

[Hunchback Jack]

Schu returns, and less than a page of posts later, it's all sexual positions, drugs and gay porn.

Good to have you back, mate!

HBJ

[SandChigger]

He is a force for good in our world.