Sarah Palin

[nampigai]

I think the note in her palm reads "breathe in....breathe out....breathe in..."

or - it says "remember to buy toilet paper"

[lotek]

I don't know much about her but it would seem a bit ridiculous to use this kind of trick...
I mean if you don't know you bring notes on paper and you refer to them, simple...

trying to pretend you don't need them but cheat about it?

Just plain(palin?)stoopid!

Didn't she hear about those??

[SandChigger]

The woman adds new dimensions to the word "stupid".

[nampigai]

I agree Chigger, I'm amazed how far she have taking it, with the limited ressource she have.

[SandRider]

aw, you ain't seen shit yet ....

now, she has the entire FoxNews stable of writers & ideologues to fill her mouth with their words ....

in about six months, she'll be considered the "Voice of the Modern Conservative Movement".

atleast Rush came to his wrong conclusions on his own brainpower -
Sarah Palin is a meatpuppet ....

look for the adjectives "Brilliant", "Outspoken" & "Original" to be used in the forthcoming fawning ...

[nampigai]

aw, you ain't seen shit yet ....

now, she has the entire FoxNews stable of writers & ideologues to fill her mouth with their words ....

in about six months, she'll be considered the "Voice of the Modern Conservative Movement".

atleast Rush came to his wrong conclusions on his own brainpower -
Sarah Palin is a meatpuppet ....

look for the adjectives "Brilliant", "Outspoken" & "Original" to be used in the forthcoming fawning ...

but who's the guy with the hand up her arse?

Honestly she scares the shit out of me.

[Omphalos]

I honestly do not get why so many people like that twit. Is it because nobody is likable, but they feel like they have to pick someone?

[SandChigger]

People need to learn that it's really really OK to hate everyone.

[Ampoliros]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/0 ... 54744.html

[A Thing of Eternity]

She got roasted pretty good on Stewart and Colbert last night, "how's all that hope-y change-y stuff work'n out fur ya?" - what a f-n retard. Palin 2012 slogan: No Hope that things will ever change!

And on the topic of retards, if a Democrat says it (pretty hilariously) he should be fired, but if fat-ass Limbaugh (can't be bothered to google how to spell the fool's name) says it in exactly the same context then it's satire and it's totally fine. But it's not fine when a comedian takes a stab at her or her family, because somehow that isn't satire?


Seriously, this woman and anyone sharing at least 50% of her DNA should be sterilized for the good of the human race. She's such a fool it hurts sometimes.

[Crysknife]

I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.

[Omphalos]

I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.

Ahhhh. C'mon now Crys. That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping serial-spousers. Alaska aint bad at all, and for the most part, theyre just as modern as we are. Even the reservations and native lands.

[Ampoliros]

I'd seriously be shocked if Palin won a legitimate run for the White House. If she does I'm moving to New Zeland.

[SandChigger]

Definitely. Just bury me over here.

That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping...

Um, Book of Mormon, thank you.

[A Thing of Eternity]

Definitely. Just bury me over here.

That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping...

Um, Book of Mormon, thank you.

Isn't the book of Mormon in addition to the Bible, not in place of? Hey, they're even poly when they're humping books!






(unless I was wrong, but the joke is still funny!)

[SandRider]

Rahm actually said "fucking retarded",
which the media translated as "effing R-word" ....

so ... if Rahm had said "fucking silly-assed",
would there be no controversy ?

[A Thing of Eternity]

Dude, don't drop the r-bomb.




















Fucking Retards.

[Crysknife]

I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.

Ahhhh. C'mon now Crys. That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping serial-spousers. Alaska aint bad at all, and for the most part, theyre just as modern as we are. Even the reservations and native lands.

No no, I mean the way she and her husband RAN Alaska. I guess he was involved in almost every detail of her administration from meetings to negotiations.

I love Alaska. And dude, if you only knew about this fucked up state of mine. They are now talking about getting rid of 12th grade....we already have the most underfunded public school system in the States. We will also opt out of any health care system that is passed. Everyone here is far right wing......and I mean it.

[Omphalos]

Ah. Didn't know that about him. I thought he was an even bigger no-brain then she was; couldn't get his but off the snow-machine. that kind of thing. Didn't know he was so involved.

Getting rid of the 12th Grade? Does it mean that Im jaded that I only laugh now when I hear stuff like that?

[Ampoliros]

I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.

Ahhhh. C'mon now Crys. That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping serial-spousers. Alaska aint bad at all, and for the most part, theyre just as modern as we are. Even the reservations and native lands.

No no, I mean the way she and her husband RAN Alaska. I guess he was involved in almost every detail of her administration from meetings to negotiations.

I love Alaska. And dude, if you only knew about this fucked up state of mine. They are now talking about getting rid of 12th grade....we already have the most underfunded public school system in the States. We will also opt out of any health care system that is passed. Everyone here is far right wing......and I mean it.

Thats funny, its all the way on the left of my map! yuk yuk yuk

[reverendmotherQ.]

I'll bet she didn't even write that on her hand herself......her speech writer must have been worried.

God if she ever did get elected we'd have to deal with that tool husband of hers as the "first dude", and from what I hear about Alaska, he'd be the real pres anyway.

Ahhhh. C'mon now Crys. That's like saying all Utahans are bible thumping serial-spousers. Alaska aint bad at all, and for the most part, theyre just as modern as we are. Even the reservations and native lands.

No no, I mean the way she and her husband RAN Alaska. I guess he was involved in almost every detail of her administration from meetings to negotiations.

I love Alaska. And dude, if you only knew about this fucked up state of mine. They are now talking about getting rid of 12th grade....we already have the most underfunded public school system in the States. We will also opt out of any health care system that is passed. Everyone here is far right wing......and I mean it.

She makes women in politics look awful. As if we didn't already have problems with women being perceived as inept officials.
WHAT? No 12th grade? People should be shot. That's a excellent sample of what we have to expect if this woman ever makes it to the oval office.
FAT CHANCE

[SandRider]

cover story of this month's Texas Monthly has convinced me that the
next POTUS is Rick Perry - re-election to Texas Guviner looks like a
lock, positioning him nicely for 2012. They way they laid it out, it
seems fucking inevitable. (and Texas Monthly is as upset about
it as I am ...)

[Crysknife]

cover story of this month's Texas Monthly has convinced me that the
next POTUS is Rick Perry - re-election to Texas Guviner looks like a
lock, positioning him nicely for 2012. They way they laid it out, it
seems fucking inevitable. (and Texas Monthly is as upset about
it as I am ...)

Man, how do these people get elected?! This guy was talking secession just a year back. For some strange reason he reminds me of W Bush. Texas is probably as bad as my f’d up state if not worse.

[Snowball]

I know she's "effing r", but she's still a very powerful pundit for conservatives, and maybe she really is gaining support from some in the Tea Party movement who didn't support her before. But anyone against her, especially Democrats, and especially Obama himself should know better than to attack her publicly and head-on, because that only draws more attention to her, and the more she's attacked the more can play herself as the victim.

Speaking of the Tea Party, one of its few qualities I found redeeming was its potential to kick the "two"-party system hard in the nuts, but Palin is leading them in the opposite direction:

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IMHO, what she needs is to be pat on the head, told she's a good girl, and sent on her way with a cookie in her hand.

[Mandy]

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