Interview with EVeryone's Favourite Dictater

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 16 Feb 2008 23:47

I suspect you're right.

Mr. Teg · Post by **Mr. Teg** » 16 Feb 2008 23:53

Freakzilla wrote:I suspect Brian has little to do with it other than his name.

Definitely...

Judging from the interviews, Brian is still only on Dune 2

Talos Aquinas · Post by **Talos Aquinas** » 17 Feb 2008 00:02

Which interview(s)?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Feb 2008 00:14

It was a video interview out around the time of the release of Sa[n]dworms. (I'd have to look around for a link; maybe someone else has it handy?)

Anyway, Brian clearly says something about "Dune 2" being written on the labels of the famous floppies they found in a couple of old safety deposit boxes of his fathers. Instead of "Dune 7."

What's so odd about it is that he doesn't correct himself, and neither does Kevin or the interviewer.

I guess he was just nervous. All that hitech equipment around him, lights, cameras, etc.

Mr. Teg · Post by **Mr. Teg** » 17 Feb 2008 00:25

SandChigger wrote: I guess he was just nervous. All that hitech equipment around him, lights, cameras, etc.

Suffered a flashback to the time spent tied up in Kevin's basement.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Feb 2008 01:15

I thought we were going to have him tied up in his own basement. Oh well, details fade....

"Brian? Brian Herbert? Is that you?"
"Mmphphle mmm mphphlemmph!"
"What? Wait a minute, OK? Look, if you promise to show us the outline, we'll untie and ungag you. OK?"
"Mphle."
"Was that a yes?"
"MMMph!"
"OK. I'm going to ungag you first...."
"Aaaah. Kevin! It was Kevin!"

Mr. Teg · Post by **Mr. Teg** » 17 Feb 2008 08:10

SandChigger wrote:

I thought we were going to have him tied up in his own basement. Oh well, details fade....

I thought we had him tied up at both locations?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Feb 2008 08:24

I think basically we've had him everywhere, and every which way but loose.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 17 Feb 2008 10:27

Right turn, Clyde!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Feb 2008 11:47

Oooh ooh-ooh!

(Was Clyde played by Ruth Gordon, or am I getting her confused with Linda Hunt again?

)

You decide:

=

?

I guess I should ask Nebby, huh?

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 17 Feb 2008 12:17

I really, really tried to finish that mess of an interview.

The interviewer invented a new word "duology " meaning 2 books, and that's the best thing I can say aboot it

A_Kalisandra_M · Post by **A_Kalisandra_M** » 27 Mar 2008 00:51

That interview was cr4p! *Shakes Head* Now, I Know the man's an idiot! ... Excuse me while I vomit...

orald · Post by **orald** » 27 Mar 2008 17:40

A_Kalisandra_M wrote:... Excuse me while I vomit...

I'm sorry, no vomitting allowed here until we get a vomitting smiley.

A_Kalisandra_M · Post by **A_Kalisandra_M** » 27 Mar 2008 18:19

orald wrote:
A_Kalisandra_M wrote:... Excuse me while I vomit...
I'm sorry, no vomitting allowed here until we get a vomitting smiley.

LOL! You don't happen to have one do you? *Smiles*

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 27 Mar 2008 20:39

I've already made the request

It's being worked on.

orald · Post by **orald** » 28 Mar 2008 06:46

Lets start betting on when we actually get new smileys!

I bet GRRM announced he's finished writing ADwD before Freak makes his move.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 28 Mar 2008 11:15

It's not up to me, I don't own the server. As soon as I get access to it I'll begin work on smileys and themes. I'm told it may be this weekend so keep your fingers crossed.

orald · Post by **orald** » 28 Mar 2008 13:48

We already heard that, but it's a lame answer and makes for poor jokes, so instead we'll ignore it and claim you're to lazy.

C'mon, Freak, stop being so lazy!

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 18 Apr 2008 12:42

Kevin I damn thee to the Hell of Endless face-slaps, where anytime you try to take credit for something you didnt do or rest your laurels on the monuments of others you get slapped in the face.

Doesnt sound so bad?

The Hell of Endless Face-Slaps is in the belly of the Sarlacc, we threw you in with all your "books". have fun slowly digesting over a thousand years. Yes, lol i knew you'd appreciate the gesture.

No But seriously, i'll pay you 25$ a book not to write.

Praying for Boulders

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 18 Apr 2008 12:47

Though less likely, how cool would a meteorite be?!

No, wait. Him being killed by a meteor would just increase the news coverage. Might actually get the fooker in the Guiness again.

Sorry. Let's stick to the boulder outside Boulder.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 18 Apr 2008 12:52

How about a bear or mountain lion?

orald · Post by **orald** » 18 Apr 2008 13:40

Shame on you Freak, that's cruelty to animals!

I say we just rig his car or something. Explosives are always cool.

Fantômas · Post by **Fantômas** » 18 Apr 2008 14:17

orald wrote:Shame on you Freak, that's cruelty to animals!

I say we just rig his car or something. Explosives are always cool.

People, people calm down.

Find out his itinerary.
wait till he visits a mountanous place.
Park a vehicle next to his and rig it like your changing a tire.
Cut his brake lines coming from the main reservoir.
Line the projected route thru a downhill with OHs.
Sit back, grab a cold one & a strawberry rice papered, hand rolled one, enjoy the carnage slowly, very slowly.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 18 Apr 2008 16:58

i like my barbecue idea. lets just destroy his image. photo's, books etc, put em on a can and burn em, then post it on Youtube.

i'd say add some excrement to it but...its already high in that content.

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 18 Apr 2008 18:52

GamePlayer wrote:I've already made the request It's being worked on.