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orald wrote:OK, so maybe 30 minutes is a bit of a stretch, but even after the first shaving(which of course takes longer), doing regular shaving maintainance still requires 10-15 minutes if you mean to be thorough and not accidently shave your dick off.
Well I have never timed myself, so I haven't a clue. But it's not a scientific process. The girls say trim, so I trim. What else am I going to do, say no? When it comes to that, "no" is not an alternative. :)

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fantomas wrote:
Tleilax Master B wrote:*Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind. :P
Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
How about "The Most High" (Big Sky Daddy), would you like to know about Him? :roll:
:shock: No, you may not "turn me on"...to it :wink:
Haggerty said it last night, "the best thing you can do in this world is to let Jesus (the carpenter) in your heart. The carpenter is also called "The Redeemer", The Messiah. 8) What do you have to loose? :D
If I ever need any carpentry done, I would certainly consider hiring that Jesus guy. What does he charge anyway? :wink:
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Omphalos wrote:
fantomas wrote:
Tleilax Master B wrote:*Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind. :P
Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
How about "The Most High" (Big Sky Daddy), would you like to know about Him? :roll:

Haggerty said it last night, "the best thing you can do in this world is to let Jesus (the carpenter) in your heart. The carpenter is also called "The Redeemer", The Messiah. 8) What do you have to loose? :D
My critical thinking abilities.
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Tleilax Master B wrote:If I ever need any carpentry done, I would certainly consider hiring that Jesus guy. What does he charge anyway? :wink:
He works for free! 8)

He only does His Father's Will. He's funny that way. :D

Guys, I am sorry for the double posting. I just don't know how else to do it.
Freak helped me with it but I still do not have it yet. :cry:
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fantomas wrote:
SandChigger wrote:This thread is just entirely too visual.

I'm starting to have heart palps like S.S.S.A.o.J. :shock:
It is ironic how I got bestowed in such an Honorable position because I only asked the question; I have not even gotten the answer! :?

I am Befuddled! 8)
What was the question? lol..now you have the proper term for the body parts (balls) you can ask again.
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I thought the Carpenter was one aspect of the Smith, which is of course but one of the seven aspects of God.
Or at least that's what septon Maribald said. :?
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fantomas wrote:Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
Been there, done that.

Paulians looking for precursors of the events of Daniel and Revelations is like Kevin & Brian looking for Kralizec after Chapter House: it's already happened.

But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?
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Personally I find Ezekiel 1-3 verse 15 much more interesting. Some have suggested it's a UFO encounter, and it sure makes for one wierd vision.

Of course, I don't really pay attention to the new gosples, they're too lame. :roll:
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SandChigger wrote:But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?
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GamePlayer wrote:
SandChigger wrote:But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?
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I didn't know Jesus was a canuck...
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Appearantly the guy's multi-tasking! :shock:
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SandChigger wrote:But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?
The Nazarene! The Son of The Most High.
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Nazerath sucks, it's like one of the shittiest cities here.
Well, moreso the old one, 'cause it's filled with, um, unsavory population of a certain origin.

I'm perfectly neutral here. :roll:
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orald wrote:Personally I find Ezekiel 1-3 verse 15 much more interesting. Some have suggested it's a UFO encounter, and it sure makes for one wierd vision.

Of course, I don't really pay attention to the new gosples, they're too lame. :roll:
Good Stuff!

So... I am a Torahsequalite? :shock:
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orald wrote:Nazerath sucks, it's like one of the shittiest cities here.
Well, moreso the old one, 'cause it's filled with, um, unsavory population of a certain origin.

I'm perfectly neutral here. :roll:
What do you have against the oppressed and countryless "P" people? :twisted:

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fantomas wrote:The Son of The Most High.
One of Freak's boys?

I mean, Freak seems to be the one most high around here most often. :lol:

(Be thou at peace, little one, for Big Sky Daddy loves you! :roll: )
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No, no, "turn the other cheek" saying does seem befitting a son of the most "high". :roll:
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LOL :) That's awesome! He's watching you :)
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Figures he's watching me...the perv! :shock:
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SandChigger wrote:
fantomas wrote:The Son of The Most High.
One of Freak's boys?

I mean, Freak seems to be the one most high around here most often. :lol:

(Be thou at peace, little one, for Big Sky Daddy loves you! :roll: )
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^^^ Hasn't really figured it out yet. :roll:
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SandChigger wrote:^^^ Hasn't really figured it out yet. :roll:
There are so many things to figure out. which one?
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