Protect your children from being abducted
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Protect your children from being abducted
By aliens...the latest craze of the tin foil hat community...
http://stopabductions.com/
They claim that the aliens are less dexterous than humans. "One abductee foiled an abduction by having her husband wrap her with string and subsequently hiding the scissors. The aliens could not remove the string and did not take her. Aliens have not been able to remove a thought screen helmet secured with tape or string. "
a drawing by a child abducted by aliens
http://www.aliensandchildren.org/
Supposedly abductions of children have been going on for centuries as represented in the folklore, fairies stealing babies, the changelings, etc. (Jacques Vallée, Salvador Freixedo.)
http://stopabductions.com/
They claim that the aliens are less dexterous than humans. "One abductee foiled an abduction by having her husband wrap her with string and subsequently hiding the scissors. The aliens could not remove the string and did not take her. Aliens have not been able to remove a thought screen helmet secured with tape or string. "
a drawing by a child abducted by aliens
http://www.aliensandchildren.org/
Supposedly abductions of children have been going on for centuries as represented in the folklore, fairies stealing babies, the changelings, etc. (Jacques Vallée, Salvador Freixedo.)
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
She's hot.
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
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I'd just beat the shit out of the aliens. Why don't people do this? If its because they're "paralyzed and can't move" then its a known medical disorder.
Yeah, I saw a fuckin' alien documentary a week ago.
I'd just beat the shit out of the aliens. Why don't people do this? If its because they're "paralyzed and can't move" then its a known medical disorder.
Yeah, I saw a fuckin' alien documentary a week ago.
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...Freakzilla wrote:She's hot.
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the teamSandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
What, and get a gay guy to help you with your eyebrows?othaderak wrote:Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team
Huh? Wait a minute, I don't get it....
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.othaderak wrote:Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the teamSandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
No way.chanilover wrote:That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.othaderak wrote:Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the teamSandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
Way. Gayway.Freakzilla wrote:No way.chanilover wrote:That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.othaderak wrote:Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the teamSandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...
"You and your buddies and that b*tch Mandy are nothing but a gang of lying, socially maladjusted losers." - St Hypatia of Arrakeen.
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Re: Protect your children from being abducted
Oh, come on. You've gotta give credit to people who've been longer than me. Orald has feelings too, you knowchanilover wrote:That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.