The Rules

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 28 Oct 2008 18:52

well, shoot, now uh ya know, hey these internet things
can kinda get outta hand sometimes and uh ....

I gotta go now ...

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 30 Oct 2008 00:58

Awright, so what we got so far is me, Miss Mandy, the Sloe Man and Sarah Palin
in a dirty motel room in downtown Detroit. Sarah's got her hot school teacher
outfit on, with the white blouse opened to the fourth button, showing more
cleavage than the DuChig. Sloey's wearing leather pants and a Dark Vader
helmet, I'm naked with boots and a black Stetson. Mandy's wearing a white
wife-beater two sizes too small and a "Hello Kitty" thong.

SandChigger's remote-operating the webcam built into my laptop. Sloe Man
slaps Sarah across her face, knocking her rim-less glasses to the floor, and
Chig yells "Action"......

Mandy : Who brought the Astro-glide ?
SandRider: Just spit on it, Darlin' .....
Sarah (to sloey) : Ohhhh, you've been a naughty boy, haven't you ?

{Sloey produces a crysknife and cuts out Palin's vocal chords, then attempts a lobotomy, botching it.}

Mandy: Ugh.
SandRider: Say..uh...you wanna go get some coffee or somethin' ?

Mandy & I exit, leaving the Sloe Man cover in blood, screaming:
"Skanky Wenches !! We Loves Skanky Wenches !!"

SandChigger: Cut ! All right, that was okay, but I'd like to see a little more emotion, sloey .....

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 30 Oct 2008 01:01

Wow, Republican porn never looked so good.

Rob

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 30 Oct 2008 02:57

Wow...that was hot.

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 30 Oct 2008 04:18

gulp... poor sloey

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 30 Oct 2008 09:44

That might almost be the best political porn since "I Fucked Ann Coulter In the Ass"

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 30 Oct 2008 10:38

Oh, my. A Republican snuff film!

Tleilax Master B · Post by **Tleilax Master B** » 30 Oct 2008 12:24

Hehe. Nice.

You know, true story, that Larry Flynt just came out with a porn called "Nailin' Sara Palin." Looks like somebody has already jumped your train sandrider

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 30 Oct 2008 12:35

I just wanted to get Miss Mandy alone somewhere to discuss the finer
points of Ralph Nader's economic plan & have a quiet drink or two,
then I discovered there was a line that started and ended with the
Sole Man, then:

Rakis wrote:Sarah Palin cameo?

it quickly spun out of control after that, kinda like Palin's political
career itself ....

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 30 Oct 2008 14:00

nuff said.

Rakis · Post by **Rakis** » 01 Nov 2008 00:21

SandRider wrote:I just wanted to get Miss Mandy alone somewhere to discuss the finer
points of Ralph Nader's economic plan & have a quiet drink or two,
then I discovered there was a line that started and ended with the
Sole Man, then:
Rakis wrote:Sarah Palin cameo?
it quickly spun out of control after that, kinda like Palin's political
career itself ....

It's ok, i'll let Larry Flint take care of her...

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 01 Nov 2008 01:04

semuta · Post by **semuta** » 15 Aug 2009 16:17

Freakzilla wrote:1. No personal attacks. It's fine to argue someone's point, let's just not get personal, OK?

2. Keep the profanity to a minimum.

3. No pornography.

4. No advertisements.

5. English only. Non-English posts will be deleted. (Exceptions: Galach and Chakobsa)

I may or may not add more later...

BUMP

semuta · Post by **semuta** » 15 Aug 2009 16:19

SandRider wrote:Awright, so what we got so far is me, Miss Mandy, the Sloe Man and Sarah Palin
in a dirty motel room in downtown Detroit. Sarah's got her hot school teacher
outfit on, with the white blouse opened to the fourth button, showing more
cleavage than the DuChig. Sloey's wearing leather pants and a Dark Vader
helmet, I'm naked with boots and a black Stetson. Mandy's wearing a white
wife-beater two sizes too small and a "Hello Kitty" thong.

SandChigger's remote-operating the webcam built into my laptop. Sloe Man
slaps Sarah across her face, knocking her rim-less glasses to the floor, and
Chig yells "Action"......

Mandy : Who brought the Astro-glide ?
SandRider: Just spit on it, Darlin' .....
Sarah (to sloey) : Ohhhh, you've been a naughty boy, haven't you ?

{Sloey produces a crysknife and cuts out Palin's vocal chords, then attempts a lobotomy, botching it.}

Mandy: Ugh.
SandRider: Say..uh...you wanna go get some coffee or somethin' ?

Mandy & I exit, leaving the Sloe Man cover in blood, screaming:
"Skanky Wenches !! We Loves Skanky Wenches !!"

SandChigger: Cut ! All right, that was okay, but I'd like to see a little more emotion, sloey .....

BUMP

aw come on man, i'm dying to know what happens next... more of this please!!!!

Post by **Freakzilla** » 15 Aug 2009 16:31

I'm starting to get really pissed off at the immature behavior here.

I'd rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 15 Aug 2009 16:38

SandRider wrote:

ahh, my Halloween Night drunken puke-fest thru the sietch.

what memories ....

and I get the message, Freak.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 17 Aug 2009 09:51

Freakzilla wrote:5. English only. Non-English posts will be deleted. (Exceptions: Galach and Chakobsa)

I got to thinking today that this probably needs to be revised to "(Exceptions: Galach, Fremen and Chakobsa)".

Post by **lotek** » 17 Aug 2009 10:45

don't mention the French

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 17 Aug 2009 15:09

what about Gibberish ?

Post by **lotek** » 17 Aug 2009 15:24

i thought that was allowed:

I'm a channel (spirit medium). In christianity the word is necromancer, but I prefer the mayan translation; sorcerer. In general terms I usually use the word shaman. It is often very difficult for brainwashed people suffering cognitive dissonance to accept that shamanism is a real thing but I would like you to consider for all three seconds of your attention span that in every culture on the planet throughout all of human history there have been shamen, whose understanding of life is necessarily different from the mainstream.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 17 Aug 2009 15:56

lotek wrote:i thought that was allowed:
I'm a channel (spirit medium). In christianity the word is necromancer, but I prefer the mayan translation; sorcerer. In general terms I usually use the word shaman. It is often very difficult for brainwashed people suffering cognitive dissonance to accept that shamanism is a real thing but I would like you to consider for all three seconds of your attention span that in every culture on the planet throughout all of human history there have been shamen, whose understanding of life is necessarily different from the mainstream.

Why not?

Post by **lotek** » 17 Aug 2009 16:05

Freakzilla wrote:
lotek wrote:i thought that was allowed:
I'm a channel (spirit medium). In christianity the word is necromancer, but I prefer the mayan translation; sorcerer. In general terms I usually use the word shaman. It is often very difficult for brainwashed people suffering cognitive dissonance to accept that shamanism is a real thing but I would like you to consider for all three seconds of your attention span that in every culture on the planet throughout all of human history there have been shamen, whose understanding of life is necessarily different from the mainstream.
Why not?

maybe I misunderstood your question since my sentence was an affirmative and yours an intero-negative(not sure about that term) I'm not sure what my answer should be

edit: I seem to have forgotten the origin of my quote:

semuta wrote:I'm a channel (spirit medium). In christianity the word is necromancer, but I prefer the mayan translation; sorcerer. In general terms I usually use the word shaman. It is often very difficult for brainwashed people suffering cognitive dissonance to accept that shamanism is a real thing

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Post by **Freakzilla** » 29 Sep 2009 06:40

I've added a little explainatory info before the rules.

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 29 Sep 2009 07:04

As it's more than a year since I read them I'm not sure what the addition/supplemental is, but whatever it is I'll toe the line.

Post by **lotek** » 29 Sep 2009 07:13

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