Poling the sand: what to expect in Paul of Dune

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 05 Apr 2008 20:46

His staff was broken by another greybeard

orald · Post by **orald** » 05 Apr 2008 21:18

There are lots of shades in the world, my friend.

And if you think there's something wrong with describing a shade as closest as possible(silly names aside- strawberry blond wtf?! reddish-blond is the proper name) then all I can say is...umm, something. IDK.
You're wrong. Yep.

Haven't you ever seen someone with reddish-blond hair? Seriously.

And you guys stop talking about people's staffs, you're creeping me out here!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 05 Apr 2008 22:51

Would us talking of thy rod or staff comfort you, perhaps? Mercy and Goodness, Shirley will follow you all the days of your life!

My mother had red hair, and the scanky hoor ripped from the same belly as myself had red hair the last time I saw her, twelve or thirteen years ago. When I was a wee lad and had hair, mine was what they called strawberry blond.

FWIW.

(And for the record, my staff is as firm and solid as the day it first grew. So there.)

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Apr 2008 00:13

SandChigger wrote:(And for the record, my staff is as firm and solid as the day it first grew. So there.)

And has the same size and functionallity too, I bet.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 06 Apr 2008 05:23

I'll take that bet!

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 06 Apr 2008 05:29

Get a room you 2

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Apr 2008 06:07

inhuien wrote:Get a room you 2

He'd love that, wouldn't he? The old pederast.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 06 Apr 2008 06:08

Mr. Teg wrote:Didn't the autho(r) just finish poling the fans up in Toronto?

Yeah, that's what Kevin does on his trips away from home. He goes "hiking" as well which is his euphemism for cottaging, where he hangs around public lavatories for illicit amorous liaisons with other middle aged married men.

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Apr 2008 06:13

I thought he had Brian for that...or is he looking for outside excitement?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Apr 2008 11:10

Could this mean the end of their relationship?

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Apr 2008 16:44

Maybe Chig wasn't kidding after all in his April 1st blog entry.

Rakis · Post by **Rakis** » 06 Apr 2008 17:17

Freakzilla wrote:Could this mean the end of their relationship?

That would be so heartbreaking...

(Prepares list for a party with a good old fashioned book burning).

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Apr 2008 18:24

Rakis wrote:(Prepares list for a party with a good old fashioned book burning).

“Where they burn books, so too will they in the end burn human beings.”

I say lets skip the books, go directly to burning P&B.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Apr 2008 18:29

More appropriately, they should be burned on a pyre of their own books.

Leto style.

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Apr 2008 19:13

Freakzilla wrote:Leto style.

God Leto style.

Burn the unblievers!

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 06 Apr 2008 20:32

It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame!

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Apr 2008 21:40

Burn the Preek!

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 07 Apr 2008 11:36

Nekhrun wrote:It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame!

This IS sarcasm, innit?

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 07 Apr 2008 12:25

Spicelon wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame!
This IS sarcasm, innit?

No way. If you read Hunters and Sandworms you'll see that Leto's reign was a 3500 yr. waste of time.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 12:28

Nekhrun wrote:
Spicelon wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame!
This IS sarcasm, innit?
No way. If you read Hunters and Sandworms you'll see that Leto's reign was a 3500 yr. waste of time.

Well, I didn't read Sadworms so Leto still ROOLZ!

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 07 Apr 2008 12:54

Nekhrun wrote:
Spicelon wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:It wouldn't work. We all know what a flop the Golden Path turned out to be. Leto's plans are lame!
This IS sarcasm, innit?
No way. If you read Hunters and Sandworms you'll see that Leto's reign was a 3500 yr. waste of time.

Well sure, but that presupposes that Hunters or Sandworms contain a modicum or credibility, a supposition that anybody who's read the Canon would never make. Hence, the question of sarcasm.

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 13:20

There's no sarcasm, Nekh is a known Preek.
We're trying to get him listed among other disturbed people such as sex offenders, pyromaniacs etc with his local law enforcement agencies, but appearantly the HLP is paying good cash. And Brian gives mean blowjobs.

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 07 Apr 2008 14:25

orald wrote:There's no sarcasm, Nekh is a known Preek.

As in a prequel fan? Then why is he/she here?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 14:40

Spicelon wrote:
orald wrote:There's no sarcasm, Nekh is a known Preek.
As in a prequel fan? Then why is he/she here?

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

(Take note of the name of the name of this particular forum

)

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 14:45

To defile our alter to the almighty Frank!