They have the new Paul?!
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They have the new Paul?!
The guy from Twilight?!!! Wtf??
(This is just speculation, but this guy is likely to play the new Paul, he has been in talks with Berg a few times apparently..That means teenage girls will be flocking to see it...?)
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2009/05/c ... rkness.php
(This is just speculation, but this guy is likely to play the new Paul, he has been in talks with Berg a few times apparently..That means teenage girls will be flocking to see it...?)
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2009/05/c ... rkness.php
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What the fuck does, "...from blood sucker to alien mean"? I guess Paul's an alien now.
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"....the actor met with director Peter Berg, who is set to direct a big screen adaptation of the sci-fi thriller "Dune," sparking rumors that R-Patz is going from bloodsucker to alien!"
Idiotic unknowing reporters who have no idea what Dune is, Sci-fi thriller? what is it a Mickey fucking Spillane adventure now?? how about sci-fi EPIC!!
I offer a big "FUCK NO" on Mr. Twilight heart-throb, doesnt have the look.
Idiotic unknowing reporters who have no idea what Dune is, Sci-fi thriller? what is it a Mickey fucking Spillane adventure now?? how about sci-fi EPIC!!
I offer a big "FUCK NO" on Mr. Twilight heart-throb, doesnt have the look.
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Blame that on KJA, how the story of Dune became a cheap Star Wars wanna be...Nekhrun wrote:What the fuck does, "...from blood sucker to alien mean"? I guess Paul's an alien now.
Hey, we have a full circle now : From SW imitating Dune to whatever we have now...


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Hey, welcome to last week's news!
viewtopic.php?p=48893#p48893
The real new buzz seems to be that Universal has hired Berg to do the movie of Battleship (yes, as in the "You sank my _____!" board game). So he might have been meating with Pattyson about a naval role. Or roll. Something with lots of seamen in it?
Which begs the question, when the fuck is Berg going to be doing the Dune movie?
viewtopic.php?p=48893#p48893
The real new buzz seems to be that Universal has hired Berg to do the movie of Battleship (yes, as in the "You sank my _____!" board game). So he might have been meating with Pattyson about a naval role. Or roll. Something with lots of seamen in it?
Which begs the question, when the fuck is Berg going to be doing the Dune movie?
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Battleship ?! The game ?! in a movie ?!
Clue was great, but come on....
What's next?
Operation ?

Clue was great, but come on....
What's next?
Operation ?


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We've been over this 
So Dune is a "thriller" now is it? Let's see:
From Arrakis With Love
The Manchurian Haderach
Patriot Dunes
The Dune Identity
NOW I understand what Berg meant when he said; "a more muscular time to be had." Triple H better be in the cast somewhere

So Dune is a "thriller" now is it? Let's see:
From Arrakis With Love
The Manchurian Haderach
Patriot Dunes
The Dune Identity
NOW I understand what Berg meant when he said; "a more muscular time to be had." Triple H better be in the cast somewhere

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Dune! Where's my car?
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Omphalos wrote:Dune! Where's my car?


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I want Undertaker as Stilgar !GamePlayer wrote:We've been over this
So Dune is a "thriller" now is it? Let's see:
From Arrakis With Love
The Manchurian Haderach
Patriot Dunes
The Dune Identity
NOW I understand what Berg meant when he said; "a more muscular time to be had." Triple H better be in the cast somewhere


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You have something against teenage girls?guild navigator wrote:(..That means teenage girls will be flocking to see it...?)

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Give me one reason to not be against teenage girls?Freakzilla wrote:You have something against teenage girls?guild navigator wrote:(..That means teenage girls will be flocking to see it...?)


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[censored]Rakis wrote:Give me one reason to not be against teenage girls?Freakzilla wrote:You have something against teenage girls?guild navigator wrote:(..That means teenage girls will be flocking to see it...?)
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Dude...i'm at work...Freakzilla wrote:[censored]Rakis wrote:Give me one reason to not be against teenage girls?Freakzilla wrote:You have something against teenage girls?guild navigator wrote:(..That means teenage girls will be flocking to see it...?)



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Me too, I shouldn't post links like that here anyway...
but that was the only reason I could think of.
but that was the only reason I could think of.

Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Freakzilla wrote:Me too, I shouldn't post links like that here anyway...
but that was the only reason I could think of.

Nah...i'm still at work...


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"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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Sorry, I skip all who would you cast threads now, along with most of the political ones.
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Never do that, especially around here the way some of us get off topic.Nekhrun wrote:Sorry, I skip all who would you cast threads now, along with most of the political ones.

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I read every post, whether I'm interested in the topic or not.Eyes High wrote:Never do that, especially around here the way some of us get off topic.Nekhrun wrote:Sorry, I skip all who would you cast threads now, along with most of the political ones.You just might miss some interesting...posts.
And if I don't have anything constructive to add, I try not to reply.

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Yeah, but you're the Ultimate Admin. 
At least we don't have two or three casting threads. Like DN.

At least we don't have two or three casting threads. Like DN.

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But we DO have two Religion topics.SandChigger wrote:Yeah, but you're the Ultimate Admin.
At least we don't have two or three casting threads. Like DN.

As for casting Paul...
They should get the guy playing Kevin Bacon's role in the remake of Footloose!. That'd get the teenage girls in a seat to see Dune.

Yes, you read that right, Paramount is remaking it.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/us-maga ... loose.html
I really don't know anything about the actor, nor have I ever watched "Gossip Girl" (not that I would admit it, even if I did) but he looks like he could pull of the 15 to 18-year-old transition.
He's got the hawk-nose and oval face too.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Sheesh ... can't they do anything besides remakes and reboots these days? 
I recognize the face, because one of my satellite channels is pushing "Gossip Girl" now. (No, I haven't. If I ever get that desperate for something to watch, I'll sit in front of a mirror and chew off my own right nut.)(And yes, surprisingly, I am that limber.)(And no, I'm not going to tell you how I discovered that fact.)
Speaking of religion
, battle-axe Becky "My crotch is a DMZ since the D&C and I'm still more man than any of you!" Anderson was ranting this morning on CNNj about some 13-year-old kid with lymphoma whose mother has absconded (I love that word) with him to avoid court-ordered chemotherapy treatments; family belongs to some syncretic Roman Catholic/Native American group (read: cult) that only believes in natural healing. Big hooplalalah, "the State shouldn't have the right!", blah blah blah.
I watched it and thought, fuck the stupid parents, let them do what they want. When the kid dies, it's their fault and they have to live with it. The State and courts should mind their own damned business on this one. One less wingnut to grow up and ... do wingnut shit.

I recognize the face, because one of my satellite channels is pushing "Gossip Girl" now. (No, I haven't. If I ever get that desperate for something to watch, I'll sit in front of a mirror and chew off my own right nut.)(And yes, surprisingly, I am that limber.)(And no, I'm not going to tell you how I discovered that fact.)
Speaking of religion

I watched it and thought, fuck the stupid parents, let them do what they want. When the kid dies, it's their fault and they have to live with it. The State and courts should mind their own damned business on this one. One less wingnut to grow up and ... do wingnut shit.

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But...but...but...The Children!!! Think of the Children!!!