10 Hot Jews to Celibrate Passover With!
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10 Hot Jews to Celibrate Passover With!
Is it sundown yet? It's sundown somewhere, which means we've made it through another Passover. For next year, instead of saving a seat for Elijah, we're going to invite one of these 10 ladies over for Seder. Here are 10 of the hottest Jews to celebrate Passover with, or for that matter, any occasion.
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Oh...what the hell...
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Thanks, FreakZ!
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I didn't know Scarlett Johansson was jewish. Also, she should be #1.
How could Israel possibly be the most hated country with these fine individuals holding the faith synonymous with the country?
How could Israel possibly be the most hated country with these fine individuals holding the faith synonymous with the country?
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Yeah, it gives me hope for Israel...Schu wrote:I didn't know Scarlett Johansson was jewish. Also, she should be #1.
How could Israel possibly be the most hated country with these fine individuals holding the faith synonymous with the country?
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Nat Portman could convert me
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Alert!
My penis does not need converting, but I'd let Rachel Weisz try any day of the week (except on Shabbat?).
I didn't realize how creepy that read when I first typed it out.
Actually, that's a lie.
My penis does not need converting, but I'd let Rachel Weisz try any day of the week (except on Shabbat?).
I didn't realize how creepy that read when I first typed it out.
Actually, that's a lie.
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Mless you!
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I like Fran Drescher!
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I can't stand her voice.cmsahe wrote:I like Fran Drescher!
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...but she could be my Nanny...
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...and scratch between my ears and feed me carrot sticks...
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The voice makes none of it worth it
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So get earplugs already?
Or ... keep her mouth busy.
Or ... keep her mouth busy.
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SandChigger wrote:So get earplugs already?
Or ... keep her mouth busy.
My thought exactly...
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Um ... somehow I seriously doubt that: I meant something like make her chew a whole pack or two of gum.
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Of course.
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is Scarlett Johanson a jew?
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Her mother, Melanie Sloan, a producer, comes from an Ashkenazi Jewish family from the Bronx.SwordMaster wrote:is Scarlett Johanson a jew?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_Johansson
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There's your #1 right there. How she was left off the list is baffling.SwordMaster wrote:Nat Portman could convert me
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Oh...i was thinking something else...food like cucumbers, bananas...you know, stuff she can actually swallow, not like gum...SandChigger wrote:Um ... somehow I seriously doubt that: I meant something like make her chew a whole pack or two of gum.
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Yeah, swallowing is important to some, I get that, but as long as she doesn't spit it back in my face, I'm not bothered.
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keeping her mouth busy seems to be a good idea!SandChigger wrote:So get earplugs already?
Or ... keep her mouth busy.
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So you aren't into snowballing bukakke?SandChigger wrote:Yeah, swallowing is important to some, I get that, but as long as she doesn't spit it back in my face, I'm not bothered.
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Whu...wait a minute. What was that?
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."