Frank Herbert's worst novel
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My D:V recommendation - the technobabble is not important, the banter between the characters are. Do NOT try to make sense of it, FH was a great writer, not a revolutionary AI tinkerer! Try to get a feel of the characters as they suggest approaches, discuss, etc.
Personally, I like FH when he is working slowly (loved Messiah and GEoD too)...
It's a taste thing I guess (not the moronic 'everything is equally good and I happen to like...' KJA apologetics bullshit, but 'some authors/artists/works have more than one quality to recommend it/him/her, and one can prefer one over the other...')
Personally, I like FH when he is working slowly (loved Messiah and GEoD too)...
It's a taste thing I guess (not the moronic 'everything is equally good and I happen to like...' KJA apologetics bullshit, but 'some authors/artists/works have more than one quality to recommend it/him/her, and one can prefer one over the other...')
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orald wrote:This thread is an abomination in the eyes of God and his prophet, Frank Herbert! I say we lock it and burn the infidel!![]()
Wow, never thought I'd see the day I agreed with Orald on anything but here we are. BURN THE INFIDEL!!!!!

Seriously, maybe not all of FH's books are "great" but none of them suck.

As to the worst, I'll say "the Green Brain" and only because it wasn't long enough.

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I think it was too long.Simon wrote:orald wrote:This thread is an abomination in the eyes of God and his prophet, Frank Herbert! I say we lock it and burn the infidel!![]()
Wow, never thought I'd see the day I agreed with Orald on anything but here we are. BURN THE INFIDEL!!!!!![]()
Seriously, maybe not all of FH's books are "great" but none of them suck.![]()
As to the worst, I'll say "the Green Brain" and only because it wasn't long enough.


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Nope. I think it was the first non-Dune FH book I read. I remember really liking it, I'll have to check it out again.Secher Nbiw wrote:Apparently I'm the only person who loved Godmakers. It was fun, it was light, it had a lot of Dune-elements locked into the story...
I still say Green Brain is the worst.
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Ouch. That's gotta hurt. Good thing he avoids the internet.SandChigger wrote: But I think his worst work was that first son....
Back on topic. I just finished 'The white plague'. I've now read four of FH's non-Dune books:
The Eyes of Heisenberg
The Godmakers
The White Plague
The Green Brain
- I can say nothing bad about 'the eyes of heisenberg'. Good story.
- The godmakers was a special case. The first few 'stories' were excellent. But the last one desolves into very deep FH philosophy and I couldn't tell what the hell was happening.... Still, overall it was pretty good.
Now the worst story. I can't make up my mind.
The White Plague:
+ Exciting and well done start of the plague
+ Interesting characters
- Middle section drags and drags and drags........
- Weird, unsatisfying ending(s).
The Green brain
+ Interesting beginning. Makes you think about what's happening.
- Second half of the books is boring. And I mean BORING.
My gut tells me I should prefer 'The white plague', but on the other hand....It took me 3 days to read 'the Green brain' and 3 weeks to read 'the white plague'.
What do you think?
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Too right.dunaddict wrote:- Middle section drags and drags and drags........
There's lots of walking in the middle sections ... and there was lots of me reaching for other books.

Not my favorite FH, by any means.
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Tyrion is aces, baby!!Tleszer wrote:OK! I'll continue with A Song of Ice and Fire.orald wrote:No, no! You must continue to A Storm of Swords and A Feast for Crows and only then read D:V!Tleszer wrote:I just acquired a used copy of Destination: Void for $1. Perhaps after I finish A Clash of Kings I'll start reading it. Is it really bad? Regardless, I'm sure its worth the $1 I spent on it.
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Well guys, lots of opinion but I can tell you all for sure that his worst book is in fact the one he co-wrote with his son.
Hard to even find a copy of this thing it reads like a poor grade 11 writing assignment that was corrected by Frank. Then it becomes more and more clear that Frank took over to finish the thing, in a haphazrd manner. Probally to try and fight off yet another bout of depression for poor Brian. Sad really.
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Hard to even find a copy of this thing it reads like a poor grade 11 writing assignment that was corrected by Frank. Then it becomes more and more clear that Frank took over to finish the thing, in a haphazrd manner. Probally to try and fight off yet another bout of depression for poor Brian. Sad really.
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Um ... well, IIRC Frank died before it went to print, so Brian is actually the last one to have had his nasty little handses on it.
That doesn't, of course, mean that Frank didn't extensively rewrite Brian's stuff.
I got a copy of it last year (or so?), but after rereading the cover blurb and leafing through it a few times, I've never been able to get into it. The whole premise just seems so fucking stupid, you know?
Like a giant comet made of garbage aimed at Earth...the idea stinks of Brian Herbert.
That doesn't, of course, mean that Frank didn't extensively rewrite Brian's stuff.
I got a copy of it last year (or so?), but after rereading the cover blurb and leafing through it a few times, I've never been able to get into it. The whole premise just seems so fucking stupid, you know?
Like a giant comet made of garbage aimed at Earth...the idea stinks of Brian Herbert.

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Yeah like I said, Frank did this to keep Brian from falling into yet another deep depression. Its like he sacrificed his own pride to give lil’ Brian a chance to "make a book" like his dad. The result was a book that seems as though it was corrected and re wrote in areas to make it not a complete disaster. You know it was Brian’s idea and Frank sort of had to try to make the thing viable for a novel.SandChigger wrote:Um ... well, IIRC Frank died before it went to print, so Brian is actually the last one to have had his nasty little handses on it.
That doesn't, of course, mean that Frank didn't extensively rewrite Brian's stuff.
I got a copy of it last year (or so?), but after rereading the cover blurb and leafing through it a few times, I've never been able to get into it. The whole premise just seems so fucking stupid, you know?
Like a giant comet made of garbage aimed at Earth...the idea stinks of Brian Herbert.
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I dont know why anyone would read it again, although if you still have your copy its fairly rare since its been out of print for so long and will never see a 2nd print. If you actually made it through the first time around, you have suffered enough. Not that its so bad, as you said its okay, Frank did make it okay but he had to make gold out of mud, and there is only so much one can do to pull a rabbit out of a hat.A Thing of Eternity wrote:I haven't read it since I was a kid, but I remember thinking it was okay... of course I was also reading DragonLance and Terry Goodkind at the time so my judgement was less than ideal. Don't see myself re-reading it anytime soon.
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I have the hardcover, but it's pretty beat up.SwordMaster wrote:I dont know why anyone would read it again, although if you still have your copy its fairly rare since its been out of print for so long and will never see a 2nd print. If you actually made it through the first time around, you have suffered enough. Not that its so bad, as you said its okay, Frank did make it okay but he had to make gold out of mud, and there is only so much one can do to pull a rabbit out of a hat.A Thing of Eternity wrote:I haven't read it since I was a kid, but I remember thinking it was okay... of course I was also reading DragonLance and Terry Goodkind at the time so my judgement was less than ideal. Don't see myself re-reading it anytime soon.

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I quite liked that oneA Thing of Eternity wrote:Didn't see that comingorald wrote:This thread is an abomination in the eyes of God and his prophet, Frank Herbert! I say we lock it and burn the infidel!![]()
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The Green Brain, it just wasn't that good. I honestly think that if it didn't have FH on the cover no one would think very much of it.

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Re: Re:
Most people other than me did...Raveem wrote:I quite liked that oneA Thing of Eternity wrote:Didn't see that comingorald wrote:This thread is an abomination in the eyes of God and his prophet, Frank Herbert! I say we lock it and burn the infidel!![]()
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The Green Brain, it just wasn't that good. I honestly think that if it didn't have FH on the cover no one would think very much of it..
Raveem.
The funny thing was that I was complaining that it felt like a short story that had been painfully stretched into a novel - I later found out that it actually was a short stretched into a novel.
