SandChigger wrote:Serena and Xavier "made love without restraint" on the soft, lush meadow grasses as their horses grazed around them, "expressing their pent-up passions, whispering and then shouting their love for each other."
Serena: "Psst... Psst... Hey Xavier... Psst... Xavier? I wuv yoo! <3"
Xavier: "Tee hee hee! Psst... Serena.. I wuuv yoo too wuvums! <3"
Serena : " ... " <-- vapid stare, because she's written by KJA therefore can't actually express her pent-up passion
Xavier: "I WUBB YOO WUBBY WUBBY!!! XD"
Serena: "BUT I WUUUV YOO MOARRR!!!!!11"
Xavier: "I WUUUUUV YOO DUBBLE TIMES MOAR PLUS TEN!!11 XD"
Serena: "HAY! REMEBER HOW WE JUST MAKED WUBB WITHOUT RESTRAINTS A FEW MINUTES AGO??!"
Xavier: "YEA!!1 I DO!!!!!!!!! I HATES RESTRAINTS! THAY SO CONFINING!!!1"
Serena: "HAY XAVIER!!1 THESE HORSE GRAZING ARE STARING AT US AGIN LETS GO MAKE MOAR UNSTRAINED LUV SOMEWEAR ELSE!!1"
Xavier: "LOL OKAY!!1"
Horse #1: "WTF???"