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You didn't hear it from me!GamePlayer wrote:Now there's a sci-fi conspiracy worth planning; "random" asteroid impacts that just happen to wipe out all the problems in the middle east

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Have we sold you any?A Thing of Eternity wrote:That would certainly make Canada rich... Or get us invaded by the USA, to stop our weapons of mass destruction stockpiling of course.
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Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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No, we've been creating them and hiding them - or rather, we "will have been" creating them and hiding them when the US finds out it needs our oil. It'd be a ret-con of sorts.Freakzilla wrote:Have we sold you any?A Thing of Eternity wrote:That would certainly make Canada rich... Or get us invaded by the USA, to stop our weapons of mass destruction stockpiling of course.
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But, if we do too good of a job hiding our WMDs then they'll have done it all to liberate us from our dictatorship.Baraka Bryan wrote:meanwhile, the first places the global defence forces from the US first secure all of Alberta and the diamond mines in Nunavut.A Thing of Eternity wrote:No, we've been creating them and hiding them - or rather, we "will have been" creating them and hiding them when the US finds out it needs our oil. It'd be a ret-con of sorts.Freakzilla wrote:Have we sold you any?A Thing of Eternity wrote:That would certainly make Canada rich... Or get us invaded by the USA, to stop our weapons of mass destruction stockpiling of course.
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I'm have a sarcasm day, must be the weather.

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For a long time we did, until Iraq kicked out the UN inspectors.A Thing of Eternity wrote:That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?
You get my point.
The UN Special Commission (UNSCOM), set up at the end of the war in 1991, destroyed missiles, mobile launchers, fixed launch sites, chemical munitions, a chemical weapons complex and a germ warfare complex as well as tons of missile fuel, chemical warfare agents, precursor chemicals and bacteria growth media.
UNMOVIC inspectors destroyed dozens of Iraqi Al Samoud 2 missiles and warheads, as well as launchers, shells filled with chemical weapons precursors and other arms.
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?N ... movic&Cr1=
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Fair enough.Freakzilla wrote:For a long time we did, until Iraq kicked out the UN inspectors.A Thing of Eternity wrote:That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?
You get my point.
The UN Special Commission (UNSCOM), set up at the end of the war in 1991, destroyed missiles, mobile launchers, fixed launch sites, chemical munitions, a chemical weapons complex and a germ warfare complex as well as tons of missile fuel, chemical warfare agents, precursor chemicals and bacteria growth media.
UNMOVIC inspectors destroyed dozens of Iraqi Al Samoud 2 missiles and warheads, as well as launchers, shells filled with chemical weapons precursors and other arms.
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?N ... movic&Cr1=

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What's that got to do with the 2003 Halliburton Iraqi outreach programme?Freakzilla wrote:For a long time we did, until Iraq kicked out the UN inspectors.A Thing of Eternity wrote:That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?
You get my point.
The UN Special Commission (UNSCOM), set up at the end of the war in 1991, destroyed missiles, mobile launchers, fixed launch sites, chemical munitions, a chemical weapons complex and a germ warfare complex as well as tons of missile fuel, chemical warfare agents, precursor chemicals and bacteria growth media.
UNMOVIC inspectors destroyed dozens of Iraqi Al Samoud 2 missiles and warheads, as well as launchers, shells filled with chemical weapons precursors and other arms.
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?N ... movic&Cr1=
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I'll let Sandrider field that one...chanilover wrote:What's that got to do with the 2003 Halliburton Iraqi outreach programme?Freakzilla wrote:For a long time we did, until Iraq kicked out the UN inspectors.A Thing of Eternity wrote:That's right, the US stopped and waited when the UN said no. Forgot about that.Freakzilla wrote:Are y'all going to get the UN to delay us for two years while you hide them?
You get my point.
The UN Special Commission (UNSCOM), set up at the end of the war in 1991, destroyed missiles, mobile launchers, fixed launch sites, chemical munitions, a chemical weapons complex and a germ warfare complex as well as tons of missile fuel, chemical warfare agents, precursor chemicals and bacteria growth media.
UNMOVIC inspectors destroyed dozens of Iraqi Al Samoud 2 missiles and warheads, as well as launchers, shells filled with chemical weapons precursors and other arms.
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?N ... movic&Cr1=
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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shit ..... what ? awww, fuck.
I'm a-gonna fumble this one.
ain't got to drinking in a few days, letting it go tonight
sun's set, warm breeze off the gulf, this little laptops hard to read
besides, there's Halliburton guys all over this park.
I'm a-gonna fumble this one.
ain't got to drinking in a few days, letting it go tonight
sun's set, warm breeze off the gulf, this little laptops hard to read
besides, there's Halliburton guys all over this park.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................


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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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did ya ever think maybe someone is aiming the asteroids at us?? I remember reading something about a planet called Klendathu with some kind of intelligent bugs but I could be mistaken.
I wonder if we could teach mother earth some prana bindu techniques and she could just step sideways out of the way of those nasty flying rocks?
Or could we use spice and become like the navigators and fold space with mother earth?
I wouldnt be in such a hurry to jump ship so to speak from old terra firma. Ya every heard of gama rays?? nasty stuff. need a lead filled stillsuit for tripping the light fantastic out there. Gama rays suck the paint off your trailer and turn your hair orange, to name few fun effects!!!
Send robots!!!giant brains in a can driven cymek robots!!! they can explore and send back photos!!!
we need to think simple just a giant floating catchers mit with retro rockets to guide into position to catch the bugger!!!
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I wonder if we could teach mother earth some prana bindu techniques and she could just step sideways out of the way of those nasty flying rocks?
Or could we use spice and become like the navigators and fold space with mother earth?
I wouldnt be in such a hurry to jump ship so to speak from old terra firma. Ya every heard of gama rays?? nasty stuff. need a lead filled stillsuit for tripping the light fantastic out there. Gama rays suck the paint off your trailer and turn your hair orange, to name few fun effects!!!
Send robots!!!giant brains in a can driven cymek robots!!! they can explore and send back photos!!!
we need to think simple just a giant floating catchers mit with retro rockets to guide into position to catch the bugger!!!
Trang
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Here is a review I wrote of it. I don't like it. I left too much out so I was planning on rewriting it soon.
http://www.omphalosbookreviews.com/inde ... s/info/126
http://www.omphalosbookreviews.com/inde ... s/info/126
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