For the Funeral Plain

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 17 Feb 2009 22:48

I was a friend of the Sloe Man.

When I had passed out drunk and set myself on fire again,
Sloey pissed on me and put me out.

He took my credit cards and car to Vegas, and for that,
I applaud him. Walk the Sands, wormbait ....

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 18 Feb 2009 01:28

Ugh.

I guess even an ass like Jamis got a proper funeral, huh?

Bother.

I was once a friend of Sole Man.
When he came over from the wastes of Dumb Novels,
I was glad.
But it wasn't the same Sloey, and soon I was sad.
Sleep with the worms you love, Little Head of Shit.

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 18 Feb 2009 15:45

I was a friend of Sloey,
I too was joyfull when he came to Jacurutu,
but he then started puberty, and it all went to shit.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 18 Feb 2009 20:02

Someone else was a friend of Sloey
I'm just saying this, chiming in so that no death spirit comes after us.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 18 Feb 2009 21:34

I was a friend of Sloe Man.

I take whatever's left, leader's right.

To Omphalos goes his water.

May he guard it for the tribe, preserving it against careless loss.
May he be generous with it in time of need.
May he pass it on in his time for the good of the tribe.

Bi-lal kaifa.

Post by **Omphalos** » 18 Feb 2009 22:14

Sloey taught me what it means to kill.

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 19 Feb 2009 02:13

May his water go far.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 19 Feb 2009 02:31

But his aim be true.

(I've such a potty mind.

)

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Feb 2009 10:18

Omphalos wrote:Sloey taught me what it means to kill.

He gives water to the dead!!!

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 19 Feb 2009 12:50

whisper, whisper, whisper, grumble ....

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 19 Feb 2009 13:56

Did Sloey die?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Feb 2009 14:02

Drunken Idaho wrote:Did Sloey die?

I don't know, but his account here is no longer active.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 19 Feb 2009 16:11

Drunken Idaho wrote:Did Sloey die?

Metaphorically.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 19 Feb 2009 16:26

Damn. For some reason, I'll actually miss his nonsense.

Hopefully he comes back, in sock-puppet form at least... Though if he did, it would be pretty easy to tell, I imagine.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 19 Feb 2009 17:15

This is becoming a bit of overkill, no?

Honestly, I'm glad he's gone.

For now. Maybe he can come back in a few years after he's actually had sex (with another person) and has calmed down a lot.

And learned to spell.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 19 Feb 2009 17:19

He can kill with a Word .....

Omphalos no longer requires the weirding module !

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Feb 2009 17:20

SandChigger wrote:This is becoming a bit of overkill, no?

We'll use it for all future "funerals".

Honestly, I'm glad he's gone.

Me too.

For now. Maybe he can come back in a few years after he's actually had sex (with another person) and has calmed down a lot.

And learned to spell.

I have more hope for the sex than the spelling, but not much.

DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 19 Feb 2009 18:33

i wss a firwxnd of slory

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 19 Feb 2009 20:20

Aww.. another one bites the dust.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 19 Feb 2009 21:13

Freakzilla wrote:We'll use it for all future "funerals".

Ah ... Fremen economy!

orald · Post by **orald** » 20 Feb 2009 00:20

Valar morghulis.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 20 Feb 2009 00:41

Boday shuh s-Mutatays!

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 20 Feb 2009 06:47

Dum, Dum, Dum. Another one bites the dust.

tata Sloester.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 20 Feb 2009 11:52

I always wondered why he bothered posting on Dune boards, without ever having read God Emperor. I definitely wouldn't waste my time here if it weren't for that book.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 20 Feb 2009 11:55

I worry about that guy. I've talked him off the ledge a few times...