Life Of Brian?
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I would, and I could, but I simply find the fast food analogy much funnier. Anyone else is welcome to customize it though.Rakis wrote:Hey, Drunken ! Is it possible to modify that sig so that we can see FH's head instead of Burger King, kiking KJA's ?
"The Idahos were never ordinary people."
-Reverend Mother Superior Alma Mavis Taraza
-Reverend Mother Superior Alma Mavis Taraza
Material for Life of Brain...
Brain: Your all diferent! Your all individuals!
Crowd of Psuedofans being mind controlled by Byron: Yes We're all different! We're all individuals!
KJA: I'm not.
Crowd of Psuedofans being mind controlled by Byron: Yes We're all different! We're all individuals!
KJA: I'm not.
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Re: Material for Life of Brain...
Life of Brian, indeed!Sole Man wrote:Brain: Your all diferent! Your all individuals!
Crowd of Psuedofans being mind controlled by Byron: Yes We're all different! We're all individuals!
KJA: I'm not.

"The Idahos were never ordinary people."
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Obviously you've never shared a podium with someone who's just shat themself.
(OK Nebby, picture it: You're on an important tour with a virtual vegetable whom you're trying to portray as a competent adult with whom you are writing a series of science fiction novels and every time you turn around the idiot shits himself. Forget Dead Jew Jesus, What Would You Do? Just say, "It's not MY problem. He shat himself...it's HIS problem"? Wow...that's a fine Christian attitude.
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(OK Nebby, picture it: You're on an important tour with a virtual vegetable whom you're trying to portray as a competent adult with whom you are writing a series of science fiction novels and every time you turn around the idiot shits himself. Forget Dead Jew Jesus, What Would You Do? Just say, "It's not MY problem. He shat himself...it's HIS problem"? Wow...that's a fine Christian attitude.

"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
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I'd simply say calmly without shouting: "you idiot" and then hold my nose as I walk off the stage leaving him to his own embarrasment.
And while I do not dicatate my novels into a recorder, if I were hiking and my friend called me just to say he shat himself, I'd just hang up and switch off the phone thinking: "he's pathetic"
And while I do not dicatate my novels into a recorder, if I were hiking and my friend called me just to say he shat himself, I'd just hang up and switch off the phone thinking: "he's pathetic"
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I'm assuming you have No sense of humor do you?Nebiros wrote:I'd simply say calmly without shouting: "you idiot" and then hold my nose as I walk off the stage leaving him to his own embarrasment.
And while I do not dicatate my novels into a recorder, if I were hiking and my friend called me just to say he shat himself, I'd just hang up and switch off the phone thinking: "he's pathetic"
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Chig, I know it's like the second night of Hannuakah, or Chanikah, or
whatever, but could I trouble you for a "Christmas Greeting from Brian"
or something similar, say about Thursday morning ?
thanks and Happy Yamakahaha !
whatever, but could I trouble you for a "Christmas Greeting from Brian"
or something similar, say about Thursday morning ?
thanks and Happy Yamakahaha !
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Hi! Brian here! Snadrider, just thought I'd say, "Merry Chauchnicaka." And many happy returns during Boxing Day.
Hey, also wanted to let you guys know that boobsy chick isnt my wife. Here I am at the annual Scientologist Awards. Boy-on-boy did you fellas get me in some hot water! I had to tell my wife how stupid each and every one of you are!
Hey, also wanted to let you guys know that boobsy chick isnt my wife. Here I am at the annual Scientologist Awards. Boy-on-boy did you fellas get me in some hot water! I had to tell my wife how stupid each and every one of you are!
The Mutati are NOT facedancers! They are TOTALLY different! Can'you'not see that?
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What Brian is babbling about :

being techodeficient, he linked to a page filled with big pictures of hacks in tuxedos -
if you have dial-up, as I do, it will take several minutes to get to this picture. I've sent
an email to Sue to tell her to stop him from doing this shit, but I'm pretty sure he told
her to post this Over There. Sue's not as sharp as she used to be,

being techodeficient, he linked to a page filled with big pictures of hacks in tuxedos -
if you have dial-up, as I do, it will take several minutes to get to this picture. I've sent
an email to Sue to tell her to stop him from doing this shit, but I'm pretty sure he told
her to post this Over There. Sue's not as sharp as she used to be,
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................


I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
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Happy Chanukah!
Happy Chanukah!
While your menorah is buring
Happy Chanukah to you!
Or would you prefer a verse of Kwanzaa 'pon a time in America?
(
A holiday I'm actually older than...)
I'll see what I can do, SandRider, but no promises.
Not knowing him a bottom
I sent a hack a top
He used it as a buttplug
And shoved it with a PLOP!
Oh dreidl dreidl dreidl
Dreidl dreidl drey
He shoved it past his shvinkter
Then lost it, OY VEY!
Happy Chanukah!
While your menorah is buring
Happy Chanukah to you!
Or would you prefer a verse of Kwanzaa 'pon a time in America?
(

I'll see what I can do, SandRider, but no promises.
Not knowing him a bottom
I sent a hack a top
He used it as a buttplug
And shoved it with a PLOP!
Oh dreidl dreidl dreidl
Dreidl dreidl drey
He shoved it past his shvinkter
Then lost it, OY VEY!
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
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I hate Christians, they're so annoying. They keep trying to tell me about their imaginary friend and how I need to have an imaginary friend too or else bad things will happen to me in oblivion, after I die.
I don't mind if they have an imaginary friend as long as they don't try to push him on me. I don't try to tell them it's all in their head and when they hear him talking to thim it's just their own conscience.
Weak minded fools. Religion is a mental health condition, treatment should be covered by health insurance.
I don't mind if they have an imaginary friend as long as they don't try to push him on me. I don't try to tell them it's all in their head and when they hear him talking to thim it's just their own conscience.
Weak minded fools. Religion is a mental health condition, treatment should be covered by health insurance.
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I like to get stoned and lead the Army of Northern Virginia to victory in Sid Meier's Antietam! Damned Yankee bastards!GamePlayer wrote:Easy Freak Z. Just do what I do when life gets frustrating; play some Doom or Quake
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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not a bad game, but did you ever get ahold of the demo ?Freakzilla wrote:I like to get stoned and lead the Army of Northern Virginia to victory in Sid Meier's Antietam! Damned Yankee bastards!GamePlayer wrote:Easy Freak Z. Just do what I do when life gets frustrating; play some Doom or Quake
totally turn-based, more strategy-type. I guess that version
got canned - by the time it was released, it was a completely
different game.
I've been playing the GS Gettysburg for like three years now.
RTS games are too damn chaotic for me; I like to sit around, drink,
and think about it alot.
{Thanks Nekkie ! Happy Birthday, Jesus, everyone !}
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008