Random Crap

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 09 Dec 2008 00:59

Let's see the totally random crap you come across the interwebs here.

Rob

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 09 Dec 2008 01:49

Not quite crap, but close...

Critterade?

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 09 Dec 2008 02:27

Hey ! That's Diseased Ewok from Over There !

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 09 Dec 2008 09:19

Which one, the otter, the drinker or the drinkee?

And how the hell can you tell without the moustache?

Some people lookin' for somethin' to drink see a furball like that and imagine it as half full.

We call such people pessimists.

Me, I look at a critter like that and think, "Am I gonna get hair in my mouth?"

I'm an optimist.

Seraphan · Post by **Seraphan** » 09 Dec 2008 10:54

This is in honor of Byron:

Bel Moulay:

Kevin's wish to be recognized as an artist:

Seraphan · Post by **Seraphan** » 09 Dec 2008 11:01

Damn right!

I...can't...stop...they're...too...good...
DN:

Brian Herbert:

For Kevy:

Simply funny:

Nice one:

Secher_Nbiw · Post by **Secher_Nbiw** » 10 Dec 2008 11:36

You didn't have to be so harsh about it........

DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 10 Dec 2008 14:46

(remove the pointless ?v=0 when you post from flickr)

Seraphan wrote:For Kevy:

Simply funny:

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 13 Dec 2008 13:49

Rob

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 13 Dec 2008 21:50

Robspierre wrote:

Pika Pika!

Robspierre wrote:

Yeah, those are definitely going saggy. Skwisgaar Skiwgelf is probably a BIG fan of the saggy.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 23 Dec 2008 23:43

I posted my topic on another board about encountering the fellas asking me if I'm Jewish and one member posted a link to this hilarious song.

Protocols by Rav Shmuel

Enjoy

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 24 Dec 2008 02:29

Hilarious.

Check out the one called "Rav Shmuel in Aish Passaic", too. The story he tells before singing the same song is a hoot as well.

You'd never heard of this guy before? I hadn't, but he's pretty good.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 25 Dec 2008 10:22

Yeah, he's not bad. The story was a hilarious anecdote. I'm surprised he wasn't lynched

His music is catchy and the lyrics are hilarious.

You see the protocols of the elders of Zion are true
And I am a member of standing
Our goal is to milk all the money from you
It's world domination we're planning

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 25 Dec 2008 11:54

GamePlayer wrote:Yeah, he's not bad. The story was a hilarious anecdote. I'm surprised he wasn't lynched
His music is catchy and the lyrics are hilarious.

You see the protocols of the elders of Zion are true
And I am a member of standing
Our goal is to milk all the money from you
It's world domination we're planning

Good stuff. Excellent lyrics. I almost feel guilty listening to it on Christmas.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 27 Dec 2008 13:19

"It's kosher, as Christmas."

DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 27 Dec 2008 21:31

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b3mlsTmoINA

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 27 Dec 2008 22:33

I now have a fear of the sun and I don't think it's irrational.

Seraphan · Post by **Seraphan** » 28 Dec 2008 12:16

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4
If you cant see the video just type Mr Lizard in the Youtube search, it's from a british show called Jam.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 31 Dec 2008 12:00

Some idiot came up with the idea of selling a Grape Soda with a hentai pun as the hook. I shit you not.

Tentacle Grape

Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.

Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!

Yeah, this is fucked up

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 31 Dec 2008 13:00

Well, better graped than raped!

Seriously, that is pretty fucked up.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 31 Dec 2008 13:17

Tleszer wrote:Well, better graped than raped!

Seriously, that is pretty fucked up.

Better than being raped by Grape Ape?

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 31 Dec 2008 13:57

Freakzilla wrote:
Tleszer wrote:Well, better graped than raped!

Seriously, that is pretty fucked up.
Better than being raped by Grape Ape?

When Grape Ape came to rape little Cindy-Loo Who,
The littlest Who in Who-Ville,
The Grinch made a scowl at the little Who-Owl and exclaimed:

"Being raped by Grape Ape is just as great as being graped!"

He downed his Tentacle Grape
And congratulated the performance of The Great Grape Menace
And left with the ape to play some tennis.

Oh. My. God. What have I done? The horror! The horror!

Post by **Freakzilla** » 31 Dec 2008 14:27

Tleszer wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Tleszer wrote:Well, better graped than raped!

Seriously, that is pretty fucked up.
Better than being raped by Grape Ape?

When Grape Ape came to rape little Cindy-Loo Who,
The littlest Who in Who-Ville,
The Grinch made a scowl at the little Who-Owl and exclaimed:

"Being raped by Grape Ape is just as great as being graped!"

He downed his Tentacle Grape
And congratulated the performance of The Great Grape Menace
And left with the ape to play some tennis.

Oh. My. God. What have I done? The horror! The horror!

Impressive!

Post by **Omphalos** » 31 Dec 2008 14:46

Cindy-Loo Who has Grape Rape Rage.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 31 Dec 2008 16:21

afore I went into Town this mornin, I was gonna tell y'all a story
bout trippin real hard one Saturday morning in the seventies and bein
scared shitless by that there ape-thing (sat paralyzed for several
hours right thru the wrestling and everything). But I ran outta time,
and now, thankfully, I done forgot it

J A C U R U T U

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