Somethingawful.com has a series of articles called Blue Stripe. Each installment chronicles the trials and tribulations of a blue collar nobody somehow wrapped up in the epic goings-on of a scifi film. Today's update is Dune related:
Blue Stripe - The Life and Times of a Harkonnen Florist
Good stuff.
Blue Stripe: The Life and Times of a Harkonnen Florist
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Blue Stripe: The Life and Times of a Harkonnen Florist
DUNE - Chronicles of the Imperium
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Launched and ready to fire.
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Those five pages are a way better read then the entire McDune collection combined. 
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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He absorbs their excuses via osmosis through the cell walls of his colon. He then makes sure they are inconsistant and have lots of action.Secher_Nbiw wrote:cant the come up with a better excuse..... oh, wait. what am i saying. KJA writes all their excuses.......Freakzilla wrote:...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......?
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Freakzilla wrote:He absorbs their excuses via osmosis through the cell walls of his colon. He then makes sure they are inconsistant and have lots of action.Secher_Nbiw wrote:cant the come up with a better excuse..... oh, wait. what am i saying. KJA writes all their excuses.......Freakzilla wrote:...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......?
I'm now becoming rather disturbed by the fact you know so much about their arrangement
I am a mortal god.
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on Freak's knowlegde of the inner HLP.
Wait...The fog is begining to clear. I'll have to contact my freinds in theFreakzilla wrote:Just an accumulation of minutiea.
Illuminati to investigate further.
