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SandChigger wrote:What? What what?! :D

(Hey, at least mine are real, from the books. The first from CoD and the second from the Terminology. Phmmmph!)


(Darn...should have made that a trivial thread question. :x )
Its an old ad that is stuck in my head. From the early 90's I think. Some guy picks up a phone and dials his mom and then a guy on a beach in the tropics picks up the phone and says "Wokanakabisai!" It was an ad for a company that said that they would never screw up like the other company would. for some reason its been stuck in my head for a few days.
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The last couple of days I've had the song "Big Bottoms" by Spinal Tap stuck in my head...

Big bottoms
Big Bottoms
Talk about mud flaps
My girls got 'em
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The wider the waist-band!
The deeper the quick-sand
Oh yea!
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The whole song, just in case any of you were craving more. Soundgarden did a cover version:

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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LOL :) "Big Dumb Sex" indeed :)
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BasharTeg wrote:Hi all.

I just joined today. I was on the dunenovels.com forum for "classic dune only". Didnt seem like there was much activity over t here. Someone recomended this site, and I like what I see so far. I can't stand the new Dune novels, and the Classic Saga is my all time favorite aside from lord of the rings. Just saying hi and I look forward to posting in the future.
Why, DNBBS is no board, it's just elaborate spam...many people (about a little over 1,000 of them) made that mistake...it's ok... :wink:
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Hi BasharTeg - welcome to the forum.
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BasharTeg wrote:the Classic Saga is my all time favorite aside from lord of the rings.
TRAITOR!!! :x Will no one stop this blasphemy?! :cry:
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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of Hello everyone! I love Dune. It's the best book I have ever read.
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Jean Marai wrote:Hello everyone! I love Dune. It's the best book I have ever read.
Welcome! Have you read any of Frank's delicious sequels???
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Welcome. Your Water is Ours.
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*hypnotized by animated avatar*

...whoa...

:)
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Drunken Idaho wrote:
Jean Marai wrote:Hello everyone! I love Dune. It's the best book I have ever read.
Welcome! Have you read any of Frank's delicious sequels???
I'm still on the Dune. :shock:
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SandRider wrote:Welcome. Your Water is Ours.
I know, I know. I've heard!
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Welcome, and keep reading Dune and its great sequels. If you find a book that says "Dune" but lacks the name Frank Herbert ... just run!
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Welcome!

Only buy Road to Dune if it is less than half price... just be careful which half you're paying for :shock: :P
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Baraka Bryan wrote:even then.... if the Dune is preceded by "Road to" then at least walk... some parts, avoid like the plague
And, if you can't help yourself and just want to read the FH parts, then get it used. Do not contribute monetarily to the Herbert trust.
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Hellooooooooo!!!!!!!!
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Hiya, welcome to the sietch, nice ta see ya.


(So could one of you admins move this into a proper self-intro thread?)


Yours grumpily,

Old Man

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Wecome to Jacurutu!!

Grab a cup of spice coffee and have fun!!!

the spice must flow..
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Hello and welcome.
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terror.
DuneFishUK wrote:Welcome!
Only buy Road to Dune if it is less than half price... just be careful which half you're paying for :shock: :P
A Solomon job then? Who's the real mother? trang, thanks for the coffee!

Thanks everyone.
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Baraka Bryan wrote:welcome
Thanks Barak!
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Baraka Bryan wrote:
Jean Marai wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:welcome
Thanks Barak!
lol... i wondered if that would ever happen when i switched my name to this, especially since it coincided with the primary season :P

Baraka is a term from the Duniverse that means a holy man or preacher
So sorry!

I love you preacher!

:idea: Is Usul a Baraka?
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