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These are not demotivators, but I had fun creating them:


They think that it is enough with printing: "DUNE" on the cover of any sligsh-t they write: Yellow Pages of Dune!
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This one was inspired by that other "For a few dollars more" poster.
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That second one's pretty funny.
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Love the irony in the small prints in the poster one : "It won't be the last"...
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Minneapolis would never put up with such a shitty phone book.
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Here's some more with the infamous T-Shirt

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Hey, does anyone think maybe the Bludd Assassination attempt was reflexive of KJA's ambitions? If he can't be great he at least wants to be known to history?
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From the Master Baiter's MySpunk blawg (9/30 post):
At the signings, the fans are thrilled to get their gummi sandworms and their PAUL t-shirts.
I just bet they are. :roll:
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SandChigger wrote:From the Master Baiter's MySpunk blawg (9/30 post):
At the signings, the fans are thrilled to get their gummi sandworms and their PAUL t-shirts.
I just bet they are. :roll:
The signing was at a kindergarten?

Why, any 4 year old would be thrilled :)
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I had to fight my kids for mine.

They are now hidden in my safe deposit box, which I haven't told anyone about.

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YESSSSS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


(Nice one, btw, Freak. ;) )
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Too much! That's too much!
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As promised,

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Freakzilla wrote:I had to fight my kids for mine.

They are now hidden in my safe deposit box, which I haven't told anyone about.

:wink:
Be sure to NEVER tell your kids about it... :wink:
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and leave thousands of pages with vague references in boxes in the attic!
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Secher_Nbiw wrote:and leave thousands of pages with vague references in boxes in the attic!
My Dune prequels are up there somewhere, does that count? :wink:
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I think I found a new use for the prequel/sequel books.Put them in various emergency kits you maintain (trunk of your car, House, work) for when you are in a situation where you might not have access to normal bathroom pleasentries, you can use these as great source of cleansing:)

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With the hardbacks, you could also beat any assailants over the head.
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TheDukester wrote:With the hardbacks, you could also beat any assailants over the head.
Or read to them until the physically throw up or their brain fails!
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Note: for those of you who dont know, the last one is a picture of the famous hindenburg crash, in that tragic accident a frase spoken by a journalist became famous "Oh the humanity!"
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The High gear Prose is the best one!
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shoulda photoshoped Leto's face on the Zepplin. It kinda looks like a God Emperor.
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What Ampoliros said, and the catchphrase is oh so appropriate too! :lol:
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The Zeppelin is my fav :)
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I'm fond of "high-gear prose", but the blimp is good, too. :)

(I'm a bit concerned that an explanation was thought necessary, though. :? )

(Which idiot used the "high-gear" phrase again? Byron or one of the Hacks?)
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