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I'm Eru. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
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Hi Eru.
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Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ALL HAIL ERU! SIGNED BY THE HAND OF KJA HIMSELF AND, BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GAWD AND THE INTERVENTION OF A CONVENTION TABLE, NEARLY BUTTSTAMPED BY HIM AS WELL! HAIL!

Behold Eru, Defier of Hacks!

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:mrgreen:

Yeah !!! Eru's back !!! :P
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Welcome, He Who Has Returned From The Sands Unscathed! Eru, Defier of Hacks!
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Hello to you, Eru :)
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You don't know me Eru, but you're my Hero! Was it easy to look in the eyes of Hack Incarnate?


BTW, looking at that picture, It looks like Rebecca is already on to you. She just has that look. And yet she didn't stop you...
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hihihi Eru :)
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Hi Eru.

I am not sure who is more ugly, the hack or his wife.
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SandChigger wrote:ALL HAIL ERU! SIGNED BY THE HAND OF KJA HIMSELF AND, BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GAWD AND THE INTERVENTION OF A CONVENTION TABLE, NEARLY BUTTSTAMPED BY HIM AS WELL! HAIL!

Behold Eru, Defier of Hacks!
And not only that, he's rather cute too! :P

Call me. :wink:
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About damn time you Son-of-a-Bitch!
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Eru wrote:I'm Eru... I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

Heathen! Death to troosers!!!!!!!!!

Bout bloody time you showed up here you bastard!

Rob
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Omphalos wrote:Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, judging from the far above average number of Os and !s in this greeting he must be cool.

Is that picture from when KJA signed the SC shirt or is this some other joke that I'm not privy to?
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Great to see you again!
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orald wrote:And not only that, he's rather cute too! :P

Call me. :wink:
Not much chance of that, Oraldo. Unless you been to Stockholm in the last few weeks and got a WHOLE lot purdier. :lol:

(But go to my blog and search for "winner" if you want to see some more pix of him. ;) )
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Hey Eru, I'm new around here but hope to get to know you better.
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'Tis but a jape, Sandy, you know my heart belongs only to you.
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Sandy? :shock:

That'll be about enough of that.

Keep this in mind, kiddo: My name isn't Harry but my butt and nipples are.

I've got pix to prove it.

And I have no qualms whatsoever about posting them. :twisted:
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Keep this in mind, kiddo: My name isn't Harry but my butt and nipples are.

I've got pix to prove it.
That's ok Chig, I think we can cope without that ;)

Time for the obligatory greeting: ug Eru.
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Robspierre wrote:
Eru wrote:I'm Eru... I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

Heathen! Death to troosers!!!!!!!!!

Bout bloody time you showed up here you bastard!

Rob
Some of my friends have a theory about pants/not pants. They are kilt enthusiasts who insist that pants-wearers tend to be evil while kilt (or any other no-pants) wearers are good. For example:

Jesus, not pants.

Gandhi, not pants.

Hitler, pants.
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SandChigger wrote:Sandy? :shock:

That'll be about enough of that.

Keep this in mind, kiddo: My name isn't Harry but my butt and nipples are.

I've got pix to prove it.

And I have no qualms whatsoever about posting them. :twisted:
You know where to post 'em big guy. :wink:

I think I got that thread started somewhere.
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Eru wrote:
Robspierre wrote:
Eru wrote:I'm Eru... I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

Heathen! Death to troosers!!!!!!!!!

Bout bloody time you showed up here you bastard!

Rob
Some of my friends have a theory about pants/not pants. They are kilt enthusiasts who insist that pants-wearers tend to be evil while kilt (or any other no-pants) wearers are good. For example:

Jesus, not pants.

Gandhi, not pants.

Hitler, pants.
Wait a minute... :shock:

Mother Teresa, not pants.

KJA, pants.

...Dur help us...Eru's right :shock:
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Hi Eru, how've you been?
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I wear pants though... :P

And cross-dressers don't count, so you can rule out Ghandi and Jesus.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

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