Dune Nightmare Cast

[Naib]

Since we are looking down the barrel at a new Dune film I'm sure there will be a lot of discussion of the cast, but rather than discussing our dream cast, how about the cast that will keep you up at night in abject terror of what horrid spectacle it will produce. Here is my first draft of Dune's Nightmare cast:

Leto Atreides - John Cryer
Lady Jessica - Lindsay Lohan
Gaius Helen Mohiam - Brendan O'Carroll
Paul Atreides - Jaden Smith
Duncan Idaho - Graham Norton
Gurney Halleck - Billy Zane
Thufir Hawat - Mel Gibson
Dr Wellington Yueh - Michael Fassbender
Baron Harkonnen - Kevin James
Feyd Rautha - Asa Butterfield
Piter de Vries - Alec Baldwin
Beast Rabban - Will Sasso
Shaddam IV - Jack Black
Princess Irulan -Sally Struthers
Stilgar - John Travolta
Chani - Megan Fox
Liet-Kynes - Val Kilmer
Count Fenrig - Simon Pegg

[Omphalos]

You have an abundance of free time, I am guessing.

[inhuien]

Some of those names I don't know, but Kilmer and Travolta honestly had my laffin:)

[Omphalos]

I have a theory that 1/2 of Val Kilmer's movies are great, and the other half suck. Thus he is an average actor.

[xcalibur]

I chuckled at some of these.

[georgiedenbro]

Have to be honest, I wouldn't be at all upset to have Fassbender as Yueh.

[Omphalos]

Have to be honest, I wouldn't be at all upset to have Fassbender as Yueh.

Agree.

how about Danny Trejo as Gurney?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001803/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t20

[Smiley]

I don't see the name Bobcat Goldthwait in there at all. 6/10