So, I couldn't resist it and started reading Sisterhood and now I'm here trying to wash it off.
For that I offer you my water.
I lurked here a year or so ago. Came back recently and hopefully I'll stay a while.
This is really awkward. I had a big plan for this post, you know, funny and smart and knowledgeable about the original novels and witty and also displaying some familiarity with all the acronyms you toss around.
Doesn't look like that's going down today. So let me ask. Why Keith?
I'm from Croatia. A writer. I know.
That foul taste in your mouth
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drenowski
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That foul taste in your mouth
Dur and Shaitan walk into a bar...
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ULFsurfer
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Re: That foul taste in your mouth
Welcome drenowski! I like your avatar.
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Serkanner
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Re: That foul taste in your mouth
Welcome Home!
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Freakzilla
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Re: That foul taste in your mouth
Some wingnut fan of his, we call him Martian Bob (because he believes in Martians), called KJA that and it stuck.drenowski wrote:Why Keith?
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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lotek
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Re: That foul taste in your mouth
Welcome twice welcome !
Keith sticks. Like shit on a stick.
Keith sticks. Like shit on a stick.
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Re: That foul taste in your mouth
A man came into a bar, sat down at a stool and immediately ordered 12 shots of tequila.
The Bartender raised an eyebrow as he sat the 12 shots down in a row. "Now what's this for?"
The man drained half the shots down the line and said "I'm here to celebrate reading my first KJA book." Then he finished the last half, one right after the other.
The bartender pulled out another empty shot glass. "Well a celebration like that deserves a shot on the house."
"Don't bother" the man said. "If twelve didn't get the taste out of my mouth, then another won't help."
The Bartender raised an eyebrow as he sat the 12 shots down in a row. "Now what's this for?"
The man drained half the shots down the line and said "I'm here to celebrate reading my first KJA book." Then he finished the last half, one right after the other.
The bartender pulled out another empty shot glass. "Well a celebration like that deserves a shot on the house."
"Don't bother" the man said. "If twelve didn't get the taste out of my mouth, then another won't help."
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Serkanner
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Re: That foul taste in your mouth
Brilliant! 
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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drenowski
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lotek
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Re: That foul taste in your mouth
how about that one,
A man who has had a few too many way stumbles down the street. Up ahead a nun is coming his way. Before she knows, the man jumps her, lands a few punches and knocks her out.
He looks at the unconscious form, seems a bit surprised and mumbles :
"I ch.. I chought you Bene Gesserit witches ware shtronger dan dat."
A man who has had a few too many way stumbles down the street. Up ahead a nun is coming his way. Before she knows, the man jumps her, lands a few punches and knocks her out.
He looks at the unconscious form, seems a bit surprised and mumbles :
"I ch.. I chought you Bene Gesserit witches ware shtronger dan dat."
Spice is the worm's gonads.
