Political Humor
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Imagine the predominantly Republican House of Representatives singing this song, with Obama's name in the place of Adam's, Obama's policies in place of Adam's cause for Independence, and Boehner singing Dickinson's lines. Some other dialogue would have to be altered. I'm surprised someone hasn't done a modern political parody of this yet.
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Isn't It Ironic? The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
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Nope. Because we should be looking out for each other, while not hampering other species (and individuals of those species) from doing their best.D Pope wrote:Isn't It Ironic? The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
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Is that a joke or what ?
http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/19367 ... hpt=po_bn6" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
seems serious to me.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7agqhACT ... re=related[/youtube]
EDIT TO ADD
really thought there was a moustache thread here already, don't tell me you facially enhanced people are going to let me do it !
http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/19367 ... hpt=po_bn6" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
seems serious to me.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7agqhACT ... re=related[/youtube]
EDIT TO ADD
really thought there was a moustache thread here already, don't tell me you facially enhanced people are going to let me do it !
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Stay classy, GOP.

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I guess some things can shock me. I find it hard to believe that people are actually putting that on their cars.
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I couln people in certin quarters where I grew up doing shit like that.Nekhrun wrote:I guess some things can shock me. I find it hard to believe that people are actually putting that on their cars.
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I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.

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I thought that anti-Obama bumber sticker looked photoshoped but it turns out it's real: ‘Don’t Re-Nig,’ the racist anti-Obama bumper sticker, appears real
And as one astute Facebook reader pointed out, the bumper sticker is not only offensive, it's pretty dumb. After all, if you take the top message at its literal meaning, to not renege in 2012, would mean to in fact re-elect President Obama.
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Freakzilla wrote:
I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.

"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos 
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"Over 500 views for my 'Open Question' video." -Nebiros

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Adorable, yes. I blame your parents.Nekhrun wrote:My sisters and I used to to that to cars driving by. We'd start waving at them and when they waved back, boom, middle finger.
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Freakzilla wrote:I thought that anti-Obama bumber sticker looked photoshoped but it turns out it's real: ‘Don’t Re-Nig,’ the racist anti-Obama bumper sticker, appears real
And as one astute Facebook reader pointed out, the bumper sticker is not only offensive, it's pretty dumb. After all, if you take the top message at its literal meaning, to not renege in 2012, would mean to in fact re-elect President Obama.
Was shopping at Wal Mart today and behind me, one good ol' boy referred to Obama as the N****r-in-Chief to the person in front of him. He just started talking to a complete random stranger and then turned and ask an African-American, IN UNIFORM, if it was ok to refer to Obama as the N*****r-in-Chief!
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How many kids do you have?JustSomeGuy wrote:Adorable, yes. I blame your parents.Nekhrun wrote:My sisters and I used to to that to cars driving by. We'd start waving at them and when they waved back, boom, middle finger.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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I am hoping it's around 0.Freakzilla wrote:How many kids do you have?JustSomeGuy wrote:Adorable, yes. I blame your parents.Nekhrun wrote:My sisters and I used to to that to cars driving by. We'd start waving at them and when they waved back, boom, middle finger.

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This is one of the funnier things I've seen in awhile:
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http://www.happyplace.com/14899/women-f ... nstruation" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hypatia approaches one.
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Love it.
"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos 
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"Three of my videos have over 100 views."
"Over 500 views for my 'Open Question' video." -Nebiros

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Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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Freakzilla wrote:
Aren't OPEC and the American gasoline companies the ones responsible for the raise in the gas prices? The President doesn't have the power the heighten or lower the gas prices. Gas prices were raised during the time of the last President, but I don't think even he had power over how gas was sold. It's more likely the gas price rose because Fremen warriors were attacking the gas stockpiles, and CHOAM is trying to maintain as much gas as it can.
If Obama were the Padishah Emperor of Gasoline, does that mean that gas-addicted Guildsmen would enter the White House making bizarre commands? "REMEDY THIS! RESTORE GAS PRODUCTION! OR YOU WILL LIVE OUT YOUR LIFE IN AMPLIFIER!" It would be nice if the gas company CEOs recieved threats from the Gaseous Guild more often.

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(This is supposed to be a humor topic.)
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D'OH!Freakzilla wrote:(This is supposed to be a humor topic.)


'...all those who took part in the rise and fall of the Dune project learned how to fall one and one thousand times with savage obstinacy until learning how to stand. I remember my old father who, while dying happy, said to me: "My son, in my life, I triumphed because I learned how to fail."' -Alejandro Jodorowsky
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Please, feel free to start a topic on it if you want.
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Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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Funny...
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