Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

[trang]

ON Legends...
ON Houses...
ON..HOD
ON SOD
On POD...
On WOD...
ON Sisters.

I stack the wood so neat
Arranged for best Heat
I sprinkle the gas
I pause for a laugh
I reach for the match
strike once
strike twice
I light the Pyre
Waving farewell to the Mcdune I do not desire.

[D Pope]

Illegal parties?
And I thought I was the last.
Screw them for asking!

[lotek]

Illegal parties?
And I thought I was the last.
Screw them for asking!

I think you're answering one of my posts but...

EDIT TO ADD
I see now
The sense you made
I did not sense.

(did I get this one right though ?)

[ErasOmnius]

Kevin, I hate you!
For making Erasmus the one,
who controls mankind.

[D Pope]

Illegal parties?
And I thought I was the last.
Screw them for asking!

I think you're answering one of my posts but...

EDIT TO ADD
I see now
The sense you made
I did not sense.

(did I get this one right though ?)

C'mon! It's POETRY mate! Atta boy for using the rare 3-4-4 pattern, that's a bold choice!

[D Pope]

It is the "of" instead of "about" that makes it a masterpiece, no?

I do think there's something poetic about our discontent.
Despite the evil that's being done to a thing we all love, we've found each other because of it!

[SandRider]

there once was a hack from Boulder,
whose hair thinned, as he grew older;
but facing reality
was never his specialty:
so he just kept combing it over ....

[lotek]

Illegal parties?
And I thought I was the last.
Screw them for asking!

I think you're answering one of my posts but...

EDIT TO ADD
I see now
The sense you made
I did not sense.

(did I get this one right though ?)

C'mon! It's POETRY mate! Atta boy for using the rare 3-4-4 pattern, that's a bold choice!

ha ha that's funny, my music follows that pattern too (in fact the bits I loop on my korgs are called pattern)
I really thought you were psychic ^^

[Serkanner]

there once was a hack from Boulder,
whose hair thinned, as he grew older;
but facing reality
was never his specialty:
so he just kept combing it over ....

I used to write limericks during class with a bunch of friends and than we read them out loud ... the teachers were not amused.

[JustSomeGuy]

there once was a hack from Boulder,
whose hair thinned, as he grew older;
but facing reality
was never his specialty:
so he just kept combing it over ....

Nice.

I just to write limericks during class with a bunch of friends and than we read them out loud ... the teachers were not amused.

You're such an asshole.

[JustSomeGuy]

I shouldn't have said that, but I did for some reason. Never mind.

[Omphalos]

there once was a hack from Boulder,
whose hair thinned, as he grew older;
but facing reality
was never his specialty:
so he just kept combing it over ....

Nice.

I just to write limericks during class with a bunch of friends and than we read them out loud ... the teachers were not amused.

You're such an asshole.

Huh?

[JustSomeGuy]

Huh?

That was a gut reaction, and I regret writing it. Well... the guy is an asshole That's just my opinion, of course. I would much rather discuss Dune.


I dedicate this to you, Serkanner:

You're such an asshole.
Maybe I'm an asshole, too.
I also love Dune.

[Omphalos]

Huh?

That was a gut reaction, and I regret writing it. Well... the guy is an asshole That's just my opinion, of course. I would much rather discuss Dune.


I dedicate this to you, Serkanner:

You're such an asshole.
Maybe I'm an asshole, too.
I also love Dune.

Stop being an asshole, asshole. Serkanner helped build this place, as well as every other fucking place we own. So respect him or fuck off.

[Nekhrun]

I would much rather discuss Dune.

If only there was a place where a person could go do that.
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Check it out. I'm sure they'd welcome anything that you have to say that might actually be insightful.

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I haven't read these books in years, although I feel very familiar with them (and maybe undeservedly so). I'm about to start on Children of Dune, and it'll be a while before I get to "Heretics" and "Chapterhouse." Maybe those chairs really were dogs.

In case you were wondering...That wasn't it.

[JustSomeGuy]

Stop being an asshole, asshole. Serkanner helped build this place, as well as every other fucking place we own. So respect him or fuck off.

Well, there you go. I'm being an asshole, and I see that. But you know, I think Serkanner may be an asshole, too. Now, forgive me (or not), but he may be an asshole. Maybe not all of the time, but, you know, every now and then. He just rubs me the wrong way, and I'd rather fuck off than not speak my mind. He speaks his.


@Nekhrun I was serious on the chairdog thread. If you feel I may be on to something, then let me now. If not, then let me know where I'm off. I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong. How about a response to that, seeing as how it actually has to do with Dune. Or not, whatever. Fuck. I would rather not fuck off, but I will if you are all in agreement. Oh, well.

[Nekhrun]

Nobody likes me;
I want to be just like you;
I'll cry about it.

[D Pope]

Streak of anger
how you stand out
the brilliance of your friction defines you
shooting star
blaze of glory
caution matters no more, you will be heard
spend your rage
against the night
glitter against the backdrop of the void

[Serkanner]

there once was a hack from Boulder,
whose hair thinned, as he grew older;
but facing reality
was never his specialty:
so he just kept combing it over ....

Nice.

I just to write limericks during class with a bunch of friends and than we read them out loud ... the teachers were not amused.

You're such an asshole.

... don't you forget it.

It seems you have outwelcomed your stay. Try discussing Dune on Dumbnovels, you'll feel right at home.

[lotek]

Stop being an asshole, asshole. Serkanner helped build this place, as well as every other fucking place we own. So respect him or fuck off.

Well, there you go. I'm being an asshole, and I see that. But you know, I think Serkanner may be an asshole, too. Now, forgive me (or not), but he may be an asshole. Maybe not all of the time, but, you know, every now and then. He just rubs me the wrong way, and I'd rather fuck off than not speak my mind. He speaks his.


@Nekhrun I was serious on the chairdog thread. If you feel I may be on to something, then let me now. If not, then let me know where I'm off. I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong. How about a response to that, seeing as how it actually has to do with Dune. Or not, whatever. Fuck. I would rather not fuck off, but I will if you are all in agreement. Oh, well.

The fact you chose not to use this leads me to believe you left your comment on purpose.
What that purpose would I don't really care, but I'll have you know that before getting cocky around here, it's best to make sure you're not misunderstood.
It's a long process to gain people's trust, and there is no guarantee they'll like you, but that's the way things go.
So stop those pointless provocations, they make you sound like a dick, and it's up to you not to.
We're not going to hold your hand all the way, one day those little wheels will have to come off.

[Hunchback Jack]

I just to write limericks during class with a bunch of friends and than we read them out loud ... the teachers were not amused.

You're such an asshole.

Well, that was abrupt. And uncalled for, given the context.

JustSomeGuy, it's up to you whether you leave or stay. But if you stay, please play nice.

Acting out against other members who "rub you up the wrong way" will not earn you any cred, or respect, or acceptance here. You may see some apparently abusive disagreement between members here, but that's only because there's been a lot of respectful disagreement beforehand.

HBJ

[lotek]

very well put.

EDIT TO ADD
JSG, it's not because you see the big boys play fighting that you can jump in and start kicking people in the nuts, is what I'd have said

[SandChigger]

Combover hairdo
And a jacket that ain't new:
Mediocrity

Girly curly perm,
Vacant stare. "Where am I now?"
Daddy wrote books good.

[Omphalos]

Combover hairdo
And a jacket that ain't new:
Mediocrity

Girly curly perm,
Vacant stare. "Where am I now?"
Daddy wrote books good.

[SandChigger]

Basking in approval
My pate reflects most wavelengths
Just like the hack's does



What would happen if KJA let one of those self-checkout machines scan his head?