I don't do prequelites
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I don't do prequelites
Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.
"Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
"Leto II" I reply innocently.
"Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
"Excuse me, why would you say that?"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."
I swear to god, I will stay single forever.
"Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
"Leto II" I reply innocently.
"Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
"Excuse me, why would you say that?"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."
I swear to god, I will stay single forever.
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If you use your other hand it's like a first date.
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Better to treat them like that than find out later and live in misery.Secher Nbiw wrote:Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.
"Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
"Leto II" I reply innocently.
"Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
"Excuse me, why would you say that?"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."
I swear to god, I will stay single forever.
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awesome !
if you sit on it until it's dumb it's like it's someone else.Freakzilla wrote:![]()
If you use your other hand it's like a first date.
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Secher Nbiw wrote:Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.
"Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
"Leto II" I reply innocently.
"Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
"Excuse me, why would you say that?"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."
I swear to god, I will stay single forever.
First Im surprised that question even came up in a conversation on a date site, let alone you running into a prequel-confused person.
Second, harsh is your choice and you are allowed to it, but might have been chance for conversion? Just a thought.
And try gloves with different texture, like a new date everytime!
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Mention Dune in profile. Use as filter for intelligence.
Apparently it works!
Apparently it works!
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Except that it also attracts the prequilites.SadisticCynic wrote:Mention Dune in profile. Use as filter for intelligence.
Apparently it works!
But I'm busy converting this one, I don't know why, but this one keeps coming back.
As far as Norma concerned, or the oracle of time... I do agree her powers are too much. She seems to be prescient to an extreme extend. Why didn't they call her Quisatz Haderach? ;-)After all, she lives for +15.000 years![]()
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I've recently started checking out pof.com and weeding out the undesirables.
I didn't list Dune in my profile, I listed Frank Herbert.
I didn't list Dune in my profile, I listed Frank Herbert.

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Those two things right there would have been enough for me.Secher Nbiw wrote:to an extreme extend. Why didn't they call her Quisatz Haderach?
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Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.
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You still can, just lube up and stick mcdune up your ass, then take pictures, post them on facebook and wait for new friends
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Does anyone else remember why this is much funnier than "NotOnasander" probably knows?NotOnasander wrote:Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.

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I think I remember but the booze says ... NOOOO! ... now what?SandChigger wrote:Does anyone else remember why this is much funnier than "NotOnasander" probably knows?NotOnasander wrote:Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.
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