We got bin Laden!

[Omphalos]

Can someone please make me a smiley reaching around its backside, grabbing some poo and throwing it onto the wall? I think we could use that around here.

Maybe a second one with a dozen smileys, 11 of which are grumbling, one or two of which are saluting that poo stain?

[Serkanner]

I'm also counting the people in the intelligence agencies, in the military, and other branches of government, in and out of various positions over the nine years we're talking about, that would know of the deception and would need to keep it quiet.

The idea that Bin Laden has been dead since 2002 and only the President and small coterie would know it is absurd.

But it doesn't matter what the number is. Let's say "dozens".

HBJ

A simple order to the military personnel keeps them quiet. Marvel at how long the Blackbird and stealth aircraft remained hush hush, so they don't particularly count, unless they want to be court martialed. The intelligence community was already on my list of "he's already dead" links, so that's already partially accounted for and they have similar clearance levels to the military with similar penalties. And other branches of the government? The legislative and judicial? Why would they need to know this?

Please tell me what type of drugs you are using ... me wants some too.

[Kojiro]

Why? Is there actually a fourth branch of government?

[Serkanner]

Why? Is there actually a fourth branch of government?

Yes ... you can find it here: http://kojiro-james.livejournal.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Kojiro]

How flattering.

[Serkanner]

How flattering.

Is that sarcasm again ... ? I am not sure at any time if anything you say is complete rubbish or just a bit rubbish.

[Kojiro]

How flattering.

Is that sarcasm again ... ?

Congratulations.

[TheDukester]

So this is the part where you slip further and further into being a completely socially retarded asshole, eventually have a spectacular flame-out ... then wait a few days and blame it all on your alleged bipolar thing**, right?

+++++

**BTW, you've never proven to us that you have this sort of disorder. See how slippery that slope can be, sport ... ?

[Kojiro]

**BTW, you've never proven to us that you have this sort of disorder. See how slippery that slope can be, sport ... ?

I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like. Can Obama provide his so-called Osama pictures?

[TheDukester]

I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like.

Easily faked.

And, as usual, you've completely missed the point.

I'll spell it out for you:

You're being a socially retarded asshole.

That is the point.

Clear enough?

[Kojiro]

I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like.

Easily faked.

Want the phone number to my clinic then?

[merkin muffley]

I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like.

Easily faked.

Want the phone number to my clinic then?

This would be a more entertaining thread if it was a conspiracy theory about your welfare benefits. I mean, if we're going to continue with this type of shit...

[Serkanner]

I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like.

Easily faked.

Want the phone number to my clinic then?

Does the clinic offer suicide guidance? Because THAT is what you need.

[TheDukester]

Want the phone number to my clinic then?

Easily faked.

(And, again, not the point, junior)

[Kojiro]

Want the phone number to my clinic then?

Easily faked.

In what way would that be easily faked? The existence of the clinic could easily be verified with a simple address and phone number search. While confidentiality of my files would be there, I'm sure they could answer that at least that I attend appointments there. Go ahead, Mr. smugness, make my day.

1-253-581-7020

Ask about a patient named Leeland Deney.

[Serkanner]

Want the phone number to my clinic then?

Easily faked.

In what way would that be easily faked? The existence of the clinic could easily be verified with a simple address and phone number search. While confidentiality of my files would be there, I'm sure they could answer that at least that I attend appointments there. Go ahead, Mr. smugness, make my day.

1-253-581-7020

Ask about a patient named Leeland Deney.

The clinic you go to gives out personal info about patients? ... thank god it is not the clinic I go to.

[Kojiro]

Want the phone number to my clinic then?

Easily faked.

In what way would that be easily faked? The existence of the clinic could easily be verified with a simple address and phone number search. While confidentiality of my files would be there, I'm sure they could answer that at least that I attend appointments there. Go ahead, Mr. smugness, make my day.

1-253-581-7020

Ask about a patient named Leeland Deney.

The clinic you go to gives out personal info about patients?

Did I not mention confidentiality? I'll admit, I'm not certain if they actually can confirm that I go there but it's worth a try at least.

[Serkanner]

Want the phone number to my clinic then?

Easily faked.

In what way would that be easily faked? The existence of the clinic could easily be verified with a simple address and phone number search. While confidentiality of my files would be there, I'm sure they could answer that at least that I attend appointments there. Go ahead, Mr. smugness, make my day.

1-253-581-7020

Ask about a patient named Leeland Deney.

The clinic you go to gives out personal info about patients?

Did I not mention confidentiality? I'll admit, I'm not certain if they actually can confirm that I go there but it's worth a try at least.

In other words ... you're talking crap.

[merkin muffley]

So you have a bipolar disorder diagnosis - sheeeeit! If I had a nickel for every bipolar disorder diagnosis I've been given... Give me four days, three nights, and a few grams of crystal meth, and I'll get you a bipolar disorder diagnosis.

[TheDukester]

1-253-581-7020

That's a Pizza Hut in Tacoma.

Nice try.

[Serkanner]

- sheeeeit!

You watched "The Wire" as well? Best tv series ever

[merkin muffley]

- sheeeeit!

You watched "The Wire" as well? Best tv series ever

I work in the Baltimore area, out of an outlying town where many of the dorkiest smack-head white boys run away to after getting the shit kicked out of them by the type of people that are in that show.

Not only do I have several bipolar disorder diagnoses, last Memorial Day I was diagnosed with a "mild case of death" by James C. Harwood.

[Serkanner]

- sheeeeit!

You watched "The Wire" as well? Best tv series ever

I work in the Baltimore area, out of an outlying town where many of the dorkiest smack-head white boys run away to after getting the shit kicked out of them by the type of people that are in that show.

Not only do I have several bipolar disorder diagnoses, last Memorial Day I was diagnosed with a "mild case of death" by James C. Harwood.

... poor Harwood.

[Kojiro]

1-253-581-7020

That's a Pizza Hut in Tacoma.

Nice try.

Really? I think you misdialed.

[TheDukester]

I think you misdialed.

Wow, you caught me. Nothing gets by you, huh?

Lighten up, junior.