merkin muffley wrote:I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?
Did you get your book back? Also, are you going to make her wear an orangutan suit? Or will you wear it?
The real reason he got her back is that she is a redhead, and as such has an uncanny and irresistible resemblance to an orangutan.
Remember MM: Thou shalt not make a human in the likeness of an orangutan's fur.
She kept the book. God forbid she would actually read it.
As part of our sensual meditation rituals, she dresses up as an orangutan and I wear a lobster bib.
Personally, I'm getting sick of being trolled and flamed on this forum. These are my religious beliefs, and I know the truth of them, so nothing you people can say can change the spiritual reality that I have witnessed and experienced. But I take it all with a grain of salt. I know that none of you have never been probed by an Elohim, so I understand why this is beyond you. I know that none of you has spent years of their life around orangutans, or has a father that was attacked by one during sensual meditation.
I will be vindicated.
"I must admit, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor...."
hey, Nipples, that's my fault - when I saw what he was up to,
I 404'd his link ... and anyway, it was just some old tick-butt
copy-pasta, you've seen it before - prolly still got it on your
hard drive somewhere ... I had it in the botophucket, but they 'd it ...
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
merkin muffley wrote:I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?
Did you get your book back? Also, are you going to make her wear an orangutan suit? Or will you wear it?
The real reason he got her back is that she is a redhead, and as such has an uncanny and irresistible resemblance to an orangutan.
Remember MM: Thou shalt not make a human in the likeness of an orangutan's fur.
She kept the book. God forbid she would actually read it.
As part of our sensual meditation rituals, she dresses up as an orangutan and I wear a lobster bib.
Personally, I'm getting sick of being trolled and flamed on this forum. These are my religious beliefs, and I know the truth of them, so nothing you people can say can change the spiritual reality that I have witnessed and experienced. But I take it all with a grain of salt. I know that none of you have never been probed by an Elohim, so I understand why this is beyond you. I know that none of you has spent years of their life around orangutans, or has a father that was attacked by one during sensual meditation.
I will be vindicated.
You're fucked in the head boyo, I thought you were joking but now having seen what I've seen I hope the next poor Orangutan you lay hands on rips you fucking arms off and shoves one up your arse and the other down your throat. You make me sick.
merkin muffley wrote:I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?
Did you get your book back? Also, are you going to make her wear an orangutan suit? Or will you wear it?
The real reason he got her back is that she is a redhead, and as such has an uncanny and irresistible resemblance to an orangutan.
Remember MM: Thou shalt not make a human in the likeness of an orangutan's fur.
She kept the book. God forbid she would actually read it.
As part of our sensual meditation rituals, she dresses up as an orangutan and I wear a lobster bib.
Personally, I'm getting sick of being trolled and flamed on this forum. These are my religious beliefs, and I know the truth of them, so nothing you people can say can change the spiritual reality that I have witnessed and experienced. But I take it all with a grain of salt. I know that none of you have never been probed by an Elohim, so I understand why this is beyond you. I know that none of you has spent years of their life around orangutans, or has a father that was attacked by one during sensual meditation.
I will be vindicated.
You're fucked in the head boyo, I thought you were joking but now having seen what I've seen I hope the next poor Orangutan you lay hands on rips you fucking arms off and shoves one up your arse and the other down your throat. You make me sick.
The fucker is probably one of them athiest darwin worshipers. Beleivin' we're related to apes, that's why he wants t oget anal raped by them, he's into incest!