Which Reply is Best for Nebby?
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Re: Which Reply is Best for Nebby?
I don't think that Adam could have possibly loved Eve as much as he loved his first wife Lilith. I mean she was God's first choice for him and God doesn't make mistakes. And we all know that God don't make no junk.
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If you really want an answer to that, don't use a double negative while asking me.merkin muffley wrote:However, I do agree with you, Nebiros, know that I've thought about it more. Maybe Frank Herbert wasn't never really in love with his first wife, if he said he loved his second wife so much. I would need to read more about it. What led you to develop that interpretation?
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You got a turd stuck crosswise up in your butt or something? In need of a good enema? Afraid you might enjoy it?
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You missed your calling as an asshole teacher.Nebiros wrote:If you really want an answer to that, don't use a double negative while asking me.merkin muffley wrote:However, I do agree with you, Nebiros, know that I've thought about it more. Maybe Frank Herbert wasn't never really in love with his first wife, if he said he loved his second wife so much. I would need to read more about it. What led you to develop that interpretation?
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Re: Which Reply is Best for Nebby?
Orangutans are the sluttiest of all primates, the red-headed twats of the jungle, and they fornicate with the devil, and put all four fists in his asshole.Nebiros wrote:If you really want an answer to that, don't use a double negative while asking me.merkin muffley wrote:However, I do agree with you, Nebiros, know that I've thought about it more. Maybe Frank Herbert wasn't never really in love with his first wife, if he said he loved his second wife so much. I would need to read more about it. What led you to develop that interpretation?
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I can't get no, satisfaction. Though I try, and I try, and I try. I can't get no!Nebiros wrote:If you really want an answer to that, don't use a double negative while asking me.merkin muffley wrote:However, I do agree with you, Nebiros, know that I've thought about it more. Maybe Frank Herbert wasn't never really in love with his first wife, if he said he loved his second wife so much. I would need to read more about it. What led you to develop that interpretation?
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I was watching on National Geographic about how orangutans will occasionally fuck a man. Have you ever heard of such a thing, Merkin?merkin muffley wrote:Orangutans are the sluttiest of all primates, the red-headed twats of the jungle, and they fornicate with the devil, and put all four fists in his asshole.Nebiros wrote:If you really want an answer to that, don't use a double negative while asking me.merkin muffley wrote:However, I do agree with you, Nebiros, know that I've thought about it more. Maybe Frank Herbert wasn't never really in love with his first wife, if he said he loved his second wife so much. I would need to read more about it. What led you to develop that interpretation?
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Ain't nothing more dangerous than fucking an orangutan. Your orangutan is a vicious whore of a red-headed monkey, but you can always steer clear of them as long as you don't never try to touch them in an inappropriate manner. They allow you to penetrate them, and wait until you're in the moment, and then they clench so you can't get out, and then they bite you about the legs and arms. Often on the thigh.Omphalos wrote:I was watching on National Geographic about how orangutans will occasionally fuck a man. Have you ever heard of such a thing, Merkin?merkin muffley wrote:Orangutans are the sluttiest of all primates, the red-headed twats of the jungle, and they fornicate with the devil, and put all four fists in his asshole.Nebiros wrote:If you really want an answer to that, don't use a double negative while asking me.merkin muffley wrote:However, I do agree with you, Nebiros, know that I've thought about it more. Maybe Frank Herbert wasn't never really in love with his first wife, if he said he loved his second wife so much. I would need to read more about it. What led you to develop that interpretation?
Never been no man was bitten by an orangutan didn't first have his pecker all jammed up inside one of them red, hairy holes or "gingersnaps" as they're known to primatologists.
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Thats funny that you say that, because on the show they said that orangutans can be very sensual, and will frequently allow the man to "make love" back to them. Is this not true?
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Ain't nothing in this world a dirty slapper orangutan loves more than to suck a dick. They haven't got no problem takin' a man's rhythm, until suddenly them teeth clamp down, and you pay the price for that fleeting moment of red-headed ecstasy with a scarred cock for the rest of your life.Omphalos wrote:Thats funny that you say that, because on the show they said that orangutans can be very sensual, and will frequently allow the man to "make love" back to them. Is this not true?
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merkin muffley wrote:Ain't nothing in this world a dirty slapper orangutan loves more than to suck a dick. They haven't got no problem takin' a man's rhythm, until suddenly them teeth clamp down, and you pay the price for that fleeting moment of red-headed ecstasy with a scarred cock for the rest of your life.Omphalos wrote:Thats funny that you say that, because on the show they said that orangutans can be very sensual, and will frequently allow the man to "make love" back to them. Is this not true?
This would explain those two movies Clint Eastwood did with that damn dirty ape!
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Right turn, Clyde.
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