Great shows that shouldn't have been canceled

D Pope · Post by **D Pope** » 13 Mar 2011 00:42

I'm gonna sell tickets to this;

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
Live at the Dome!
The main event- Rob 'The Kilted Crusader' Takes on 'Hunchback'Jack
At Stake? THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! Also
Be among the first 50 through the door and get your picture taken with D Pope- and the Bud Girls!
See the Popemobile vs. Bigfoot!
In car crushing action!
Bring a grammar book and get free popcorn!

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 13 Mar 2011 01:12

Damn, I better pull out the hardcore sentence diagrams instead of the rambling shit sentences I toss out on the forum if I want to win

Rob

D Pope · Post by **D Pope** » 13 Mar 2011 12:06

You're gonna have to do better than that! I hear Jack plans to bring his Red Marker...
Better get a Dictionary of Slang & Ebonics if you really want to do some damage!
Now Drill!
sort of - sort a
should have - should of
would have - would of (or would'a, if you really want to get technical)

I recommend texting with teens... and conjugating the verb 'to be' -so's ya know what not to do.
Also, when speaking ebonically, it's vitally important to ignore final consonance.

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 13 Mar 2011 12:30

i don't 'member those! U r a h8r!

Rob

D Pope · Post by **D Pope** » 13 Mar 2011 13:07

Jack'll prolly have a defence planned for text, he's a pretty smart feller and a major player in more ways than i'd like to count. Don't forget that he didn't buy that Red Marker at the store, it's a badge of authority bestowed by the establishment.

You've got the masses on your side, don't get tied to one alternative. A free swinging, floating style will, hopefully, limit his stance.
Be a kilt in the wind! Breezy and revealing!

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 13 Mar 2011 13:38

D Pope wrote:Be a kilt in the wind! Breezy and revealing!

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 13 Mar 2011 14:05

But he nae ken the THE PATTER!

Rob

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 13 Mar 2011 17:51

You guys are NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe that's 'Eyes' luvs ye so.

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 13 Mar 2011 22:08

Eyes High wrote:You guys are NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe that's 'Eyes' luvs ye so.

Been peeking up my kilt haven't you

Rob

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 14 Mar 2011 05:50

That's why I shine my shoes.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 15 Mar 2011 09:10

Is it possible to give an ultra-wedgie to someone wearing a skirt?

Post by **Omphalos** » 15 Mar 2011 12:17

SandChigger wrote:Is it possible to give an ultra-wedgie to someone wearing a skirt?

the KILT has nothing to do with a wedgie. The victim has to be wearing underwear. And that is the big question when one is wearing a kilt. .

SadisticCynic · Post by **SadisticCynic** » 15 Mar 2011 13:21

Yeah, you don't want to go in for a wedgie and find there's no underwear.

Lawliet · Post by **Lawliet** » 15 Mar 2011 13:29

SadisticCynic wrote:Yeah, you don't want to go in for a wedgie and find there's no underwear.

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 15 Mar 2011 14:05

Here is a write up involving myself and a kilt check

http://www.travellady.com/Issues/Novemb ... eekend.htm

Rob

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 15 Mar 2011 19:30

Robspierre wrote:Here is a write up involving myself and a kilt check
http://www.travellady.com/Issues/Novemb ... eekend.htm

Rob

That sounds so fun! I would love to be in/see one of those.

And oh, btw, I'll never tell about peeking beneath a kilt.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 15 Mar 2011 20:48

Omphalos wrote:the KILT has nothing to do with a wedgie. The victim has to be wearing underwear. And that is the big question when one is wearing a kilt. .

That's why I was asking.

I was wondering if you could do a quick duck-feint grab-n-pull-back and wedgie the victim with the front part of the skirt...? And maybe that sporgan-borgan pursey thing such manly men hang in front of their naughties? Seems to me that, properly executed, you could pull off a wedgie and a ballcrusher with one swell foop.

Or am I thinking about this too much?

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 15 Mar 2011 21:32

SandChigger wrote:
Omphalos wrote:the KILT has nothing to do with a wedgie. The victim has to be wearing underwear. And that is the big question when one is wearing a kilt. .
That's why I was asking. I was wondering if you could do a quick duck-feint grab-n-pull-back and wedgie the victim with the front part of the skirt...? And maybe that sporgan-borgan pursey thing such manly men hang in front of their naughties? Seems to me that, properly executed, you could pull off a wedgie and a ballcrusher with one swell foop.

Or am I thinking about this too much?

1. Not enough material to pull between the legs and back
2. to be able to do what you envision, with the sporran, would require the wearer to wear the sporran lower than the selvedge of the kilt to have enough chain/strap to pull the sporran that far back.
3. Go watch some tentacle porn.

Rob

D Pope · Post by **D Pope** » 16 Mar 2011 01:04

Rob... What you describe is a mini-kilt!

Post by **Omphalos** » 16 Mar 2011 01:22

Kiss my selvedge!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 16 Mar 2011 09:22

OH. MY. GAD.

Sorry, Robbo, you know I love ye like a brotherson, but the thought of you in a miniskirt is like to put me off me feed...

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 16 Mar 2011 13:41

Okay Rob, gotta see your comeback on this one.

(we could do with a popcorn eating smilie here)

Lawliet · Post by **Lawliet** » 16 Mar 2011 16:33

This was supposed to be a thread about shows that shouldn't have been canceled.

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 16 Mar 2011 17:07

It will get back to that in a little bit. If you haven't noticed by now, we tend to get off topic a bit... things will settle down-- sometime or another.

speaking of which...who remember Night Shadow? I least I think that was the name of it. A vampire who was looking for a way to reverse the transformation. Was working on a serum that would allow him to be out in daylight.

SadisticCynic · Post by **SadisticCynic** » 16 Mar 2011 17:59

Eyes High wrote:Okay Rob, gotta see your comeback on this one. (we could do with a popcorn eating smilie here)

(I was going to say there is one, but I couldn't find it. I do however remember this post (somehow) from the Thou Art Villain thread:

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