Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Somethingawful.com has a series of articles called Blue Stripe. Each installment chronicles the trials and tribulations of a blue collar nobody somehow wrapped up in the epic goings-on of a scifi film. Today's update is Dune related:

Blue Stripe - The Life and Times of a Harkonnen Florist

Good stuff.

Those five pages are a way better read then the entire McDune collection combined.

And the HLP passed this guy over because......?

Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......?

...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.

Freakzilla wrote:

Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......?

...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.

cant the come up with a better excuse..... oh, wait. what am i saying. KJA writes all their excuses.......

Secher_Nbiw wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......?

...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.

cant the come up with a better excuse..... oh, wait. what am i saying. KJA writes all their excuses.......

He absorbs their excuses via osmosis through the cell walls of his colon. He then makes sure they are inconsistant and have lots of action.

Freakzilla wrote:

Secher_Nbiw wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Secher_Nbiw wrote:And the HLP passed this guy over because......?

...because they have their head up Kevin J. Anderson's ass.

cant the come up with a better excuse..... oh, wait. what am i saying. KJA writes all their excuses.......

He absorbs their excuses via osmosis through the cell walls of his colon. He then makes sure they are inconsistant and have lots of action.

I'm now becoming rather disturbed by the fact you know so much about their arrangement

Just an accumulation of minutiea.

Freakzilla wrote:Just an accumulation of minutiea.

Wait...The fog is begining to clear. I'll have to contact my freinds in the
Illuminati to investigate further.