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ATTENTION CANADIANS
Posted: 09 Nov 2008 22:57
by SandRider
Between my recent experiance with the American Healthcare System and a flood of spam e-mails after
signing up for girlsgonewildonline, I have a question for Bob & Doug:
If I move to Canada and get free Viagra administered by these "nurses", what, legally, is the next step in this scenario ?
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:32
by inhuien
You being arrested><
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 09:57
by SandRider
You mean I don't get the discount Viagra & hot nurses ?
Curses, foiled again ! You'd think I'd
learn after that African
"Prince" cleaned out my checking account. Just a heads-up, folks,
don't send people your credit card numbers, either. Just a tip from the Old Dog.....
I was just wondering what the canadian laws were. I mean,
if those
hot nurses fed me the Viagra then gave me a "happy ending", is that
prostitution or therapy ?
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 11:38
by Drunken Idaho
LOL I've never even seen that ad. But being Canadian, I suppose I'm not in the target market.
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 14:24
by SandRider
sign up for girlsgonewild - you'll get all kinds of interesting e-mails....
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 14:30
by Drunken Idaho
On my 20th birthday, they were doing a "Canadian Wild Girls" shoot at the bar my friends and I happened to be at. I saw a few titties that night, so it was a good birthday.
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 14:46
by GamePlayer
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 14:51
by TheDukester
I actually thought those were some more Jacurutu Photoshop specials.
Damn Canadians ... they have
everything. Hockey, doughnuts, whiskey, and smokin' hot women-folk.
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 14:59
by Drunken Idaho
Baraka Bryan wrote:
who's a girl... i like girls!
I love angelina Jolie! does anyone else love angelina jolie?
she's got enormous lips!
I like "Hackers" Angelina... She's lost something since then... Youth?
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 14:59
by GamePlayer
Baraka Bryan wrote:
who's a girl... i like girls!
I love angelina Jolie! does anyone else love angelina jolie?
she's got enormous lips!
"
Shut up, you"
on stab wounds
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 16:03
by Sole Man
does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
Re: on stab wounds
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 16:11
by Drunken Idaho
Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
Not viagra.
Re: on stab wounds
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 16:31
by GamePlayer
Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
Re: on stab wounds
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 17:29
by Tleszer
GamePlayer wrote:Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
A BULLET IN THE HEAD!
OR
maybe rub some aloe vera on the person's shoulders? I think that helps bullet wounds.
Re: on stab wounds
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 17:30
by A Thing of Eternity
Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
Milk and cookies.
Re: on stab wounds
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 18:15
by chanilover
Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
That's put an end to your sex life.
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 19:11
by SandChigger
Pooor Sloey.
Now, what's this about Angelina's lips.
Re: on stab wounds
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 21:54
by Sole Man
chanilover wrote:Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
That's put an end to your sex life.
damn sadistic girlfreind..,.
Re: on stab wounds
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 22:16
by TheDukester
Sole Man wrote:does anyone know any solutions for stab wound to the hand?
Stay away from knives. That ought to do it.
Posted: 10 Nov 2008 22:54
by trang
hmm the add is kind of misleading isnt it, the shoes? they are not standard issue nurse gear, so ya might have a chance at that "happy ending" and with a fist full of Viagra shouldnt be aproblem:).
As for Angelina, I believe the lovingly appropriate slang for those are
DSL's.(Dee-suls). She has grown more attractive over the years I think, but seem as I age to prefer women my age or older, must be getting old.
As for stab in the hand, I think heating up a piece of metal and caurterizing the wound the would would be the way to go, plus it leaves a scar for a reminder.
Trang
on Angelina Jolie
Posted: 11 Nov 2008 15:49
by Sole Man
I think Angelina Jolie is the most betiful actress in hollywood.
Gotta go fuck Sadistic Girlfreind while thinking of Angelina...
Re: on Angelina Jolie
Posted: 11 Nov 2008 15:51
by Freakzilla
Sole Man wrote:I think Angelina Jolie is the most betiful actress in hollywood.
Gotta go fuck Sadistic Girlfreind while thinking of Angelina...
Yeah, right...
Re: on Angelina Jolie
Posted: 11 Nov 2008 16:16
by Omphalos
Sole Man wrote:I think Angelina Jolie is the most betiful actress in hollywood.
Gotta go fuck Sadistic Girlfreind while thinking of Angelina...
Did you get the blow up doll with the "life-like insulting voiocebox?" Do you have to pull a cord on her back before she will insult you?
Posted: 11 Nov 2008 18:48
by SandChigger
The one with the insulting chatterbox is more fun.
So I hear.
Posted: 15 Nov 2008 04:24
by mielikki
Do we have hot nurses in Canada?
Most of the ones I know are like 250 pounds.