RACISM IS OVER!

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 05 Nov 2008 10:14

Obama's in the White (black) House!

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 05 Nov 2008 12:23

Racism isn't over. Stupidity isn't over. Some people actually believe that he's a terrorist. The religious right will totally have to revisit some of its major precepts now.

Awww poor babies have to grow the fuck up now...

OBAMA!!!!

Its funny, I supported him since I saw his 2004 speech, although is still have doubts about his ability. He really is the Hope candidate. But damn, it feels good to be American right now! I was just watching CNN and couldn't help but dance around and give Bush the finger as he tried to look supportive of the transition.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 05 Nov 2008 12:55

I know racism isn't actually over. That's an absurd notion, which is why I find it funny. Just an outrageous claim.

And yeah, you've got to wonder how many long-time racists are out there just fuming over this. Of course he's a terrorist. He's brown right?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 05 Nov 2008 15:53

Don't forget Communist and Muslim!

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 05 Nov 2008 15:57

Looks like the Bleep finally got thier Burdda in powa.

I'll be surpirsed if...No, I better not say that. I think it'll somehow offend both White and Black people on this board. And any baboons reading it.

Secher_Nbiw · Post by **Secher_Nbiw** » 06 Nov 2008 03:57

SandChigger wrote:Don't forget Communist and Muslim!

And most of all, the Anti-Christ!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 06 Nov 2008 04:46

Ooh, yesss!

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 06 Nov 2008 09:36

This one's gotten me kicked me out of several Baptist churches all across the South.

Lemme get this straight. Before Jesus comes back, there's gonna be an "Anti-Christ", a world leader who'll take control of a "One-World Government", set up a Wal-mart style authoritarian economic system, there'll be wars and plagues and frogs from the sky and so forth. There are clear signs and prophecies of who and what this "Anti-Christ" will be, and signs of the coming global government which he will take over. United Nations, UPC bar codes, the Federal Reserve System, what the Masons are really up to &etc. I've heard preachers point to this sign or that, this political event or that international incident as "signs of the end times". Here's where the deacons show me the door.

Don't y'all love Jesus ? Don't y'all want him to come back ? Don't y'all believe that all this stuff has to happen before he comes back ? Isn't the formation of the One-World Government and the revelation of the Anti-Christ necessary for the Second Coming of the Christ ?

Well, quit bitching then. Things are going according to The Plan, right ?
Why are y'all trying to throw a stick in the game ?
Shouldn't you be trying to usher in all these Signs of the End-Times ?

Vote for Obama and shut the fuck up, then.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Nov 2008 09:39

Drunken Idaho wrote:

Obama's in the White (black) House!

I hear he's going to take out the bowling lanes and put in a basketball court.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 06 Nov 2008 09:41

hello, freak.
good to see you.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 06 Nov 2008 11:46

I don't think that most of those yahoo's realize that the SIGN OF THE BEAST is organized fucktard 'religion'

If you believe in the literal truth of the bible you believe it is perfectly legal for me to beat your wife with a stick if she talks to me and i don't like it, or if i deem she is showing too much skin and flaunting her sexuality i can have her stoned. A father can murder his children if they act out. Gay people should not be tolerated they should be publicly murdered by thrown stones.

And they say their god is the good guy!?!

My god created an infinite universe. I try not to put limits on him such as old white man with beard. If God made one door into heaven and an infinite universe, he's either an idiot or an asshole, and neither deserves our praise.

My man Jesus told us to stop with the hating. Kinda hard to see the splinter in your eye when your head is made of wood.

I like to joke with one of my atheist friends that we should write a religious fiction series called "Stayed Behind" because if the "Left Behind" god is real I'd give him the finger to his face and stay here.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Nov 2008 12:48

Ampoliros wrote:I like to joke with one of my atheist friends that we should write a religious fiction series called "Stayed Behind" because if the "Left Behind" god is real I'd give him the finger to his face and stay here.

Great idea!

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 06 Nov 2008 13:33

Ampoliros wrote:I like to joke with one of my atheist friends that we should write a religious fiction series called "Stayed Behind" because if the "Left Behind" god is real I'd give him the finger to his face and stay here.

Yeah, I gotta say if Jesus actually did do the second coming thing, and appeared before the world in all his divine glory, I's be like, "Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! You've got some explaining to do, fuckball! You can start with the dinosaurs."

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 06 Nov 2008 13:40

Wouldn't he be kinda smelly by now?

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 06 Nov 2008 13:50

Nothing that couldn't be fixed "with a heater and some serious smelling salts"

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 06 Nov 2008 13:53

A Thing of Eternity wrote:Wouldn't he be kinda smelly by now?

No way man, he ascended. Heaven keeps things nice and fresh.

Post by **Omphalos** » 06 Nov 2008 13:54

GamePlayer wrote:Nothing that couldn't be fixed "with a heater and some serious smelling salts"

Goodwill Hunting, but I believe a very similar line was also used in an episode of Star Trek: TOS. The one where Kirk and Spock go to the planet modeled after Chicago in teh 30's. Harlan Ellison wrote it? The natives called phasers "heaters," IIRC.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 06 Nov 2008 13:59

The City on the Edge of Forever.

With a younger Joan Collins ... me-OW!

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 06 Nov 2008 14:08

The ladies who work in the office with my mom are all running out to buy the Left Behind series.. I shit you not! They bought the Obama is the Antichrist story, hook, line, and sinker.

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 06 Nov 2008 14:11

SandRider wrote:This one's gotten me kicked me out of several Baptist churches all across the South.

Lemme get this straight. Before Jesus comes back, there's gonna be an "Anti-Christ", a world leader who'll take control of a "One-World Government", set up a Wal-mart style authoritarian economic system, there'll be wars and plagues and frogs from the sky and so forth. There are clear signs and prophecies of who and what this "Anti-Christ" will be, and signs of the coming global government which he will take over. United Nations, UPC bar codes, the Federal Reserve System, what the Masons are really up to &etc. I've heard preachers point to this sign or that, this political event or that international incident as "signs of the end times". Here's where the deacons show me the door.

Don't y'all love Jesus ? Don't y'all want him to come back ? Don't y'all believe that all this stuff has to happen before he comes back ? Isn't the formation of the One-World Government and the revelation of the Anti-Christ necessary for the Second Coming of the Christ ?

Well, quit bitching then. Things are going according to The Plan, right ?
Why are y'all trying to throw a stick in the game ?
Shouldn't you be trying to usher in all these Signs of the End-Times ?

Vote for Obama and shut the fuck up, then.

I'll see your rant and raise you thusly. They're worth a watch if you've not seen them.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Nov 2008 14:26

I believe Isreal must rebuild the Temple before the second comming too. Which means they'd have to tear down the mosque there now.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 06 Nov 2008 14:35

LB Jesus would just point at TMB and say "Ask him, I have no fucking clue"

Better yet, look up the Bill Hicks rant about how God put fundamentalists on this planet to fuck with our heads.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 06 Nov 2008 14:47

Omphalos wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Nothing that couldn't be fixed "with a heater and some serious smelling salts"
Goodwill Hunting, but I believe a very similar line was also used in an episode of Star Trek: TOS. The one where Kirk and Spock go to the planet modeled after Chicago in teh 30's. Harlan Ellison wrote it? The natives called phasers "heaters," IIRC.

I was definitely paraphrasing Good Will Hunting (though I admit, I've got a soft spot for the original series of Trek)

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Nov 2008 15:01

I think that one day we may be free of discrimination but until everyone is physically equal there will always be prejudice.

Post by **Omphalos** » 06 Nov 2008 15:19

Mandy wrote:The ladies who work in the office with my mom are all running out to buy the Left Behind series.. I shit you not! They bought the Obama is the Antichrist story, hook, line, and sinker.

And they think Left Behind is going to give them some answers? What about the bible? Wouldnt that be better?

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