Re: Intercepted HLP Emails
Posted: 14 Aug 2009 16:11
To: Keith Anderson
From: Jennifer Smith, Tor/MacMillan Talent Services
Re: Your Whining & Bitching
Date: 14 August 2009
Dear Tor/MacMillan Contracted Author:
I have recieved your (multiple) emails concerning the expense account for your current book tour. After a check of our records, it has been determined that you spent the majority of the expense account for the last tour on booze and prescription drugs for your writing partner, whose name I cannot recall at this moment.
In your (multiple) emails, you have complained of the accomodations, food, lack of laundry service, and many, many other petty details. After consulting with Tor/MacMillan executives familar with you, who took most of the week to find, it was determined that you are lucky to be working at all (which may not be the case in the very near future) and that you should STFU and get to signing whatever book it is you've written.
Future harassment of this office will result in your immediate de-resolution.
J. Smith
Talent Services