Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Posted: **31 Oct 2008 07:55**

quit your day job now !!

have you emailed that to Byron yet ?

wait !!

Let me !

Posted: **31 Oct 2008 08:19**

He's definately not the Messiah.

Posted: **31 Oct 2008 16:23**

SandRider wrote:quit your day job now !!

Would if I could, but loves the cookies too much.

(Gotta work to make dough for cookies...that used to be the logic...never mind.)

Anyhoo, I don't think there's much market for comics slagging off bad writers.

(Used an app called ComicLife to do that. There's a Windoughs version, too.

)

Posted: **31 Oct 2008 16:33**

There's a market RIGHT HERE !!

I'm not saying every day or anything,
but that is TOO good to not revisit
say, once a week ?

please ?
Pretty Please w/ Mandy on Top ?

Posted: **31 Oct 2008 16:57**

SandRider wrote:There's a market RIGHT HERE !!

I'm not saying every day or anything,
but that is TOO good to not revisit
say, once a week ?

please ?
Pretty Please w/ Mandy on Top ?

Blatantly!

Posted: **31 Oct 2008 17:32**

Excellent work, Chig. I could not help but imagine the "Chicken Dance" playing while I read that.

Posted: **31 Oct 2008 21:09**

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHGuRJFMZY
The song...it's so...

Posted: **05 Nov 2008 10:58**

Brian, the man the called Brian
He wrote
He wrote and he wrote
From some supposed notes
And he started to gloat...

About a girl named Kevin
Not a man named Kevin
And his books became shitty
Yes his books became shitty
And the sales dropped down low
And Dunenovels was slow
And it was this he bestowed...

To a man called Byron...

Posted: **05 Nov 2008 15:54**

Anyone know what Shirley Bassey is doing these days? Wonder if she's a Dune fan....

Posted: **07 Nov 2008 00:42**

So...should this be a weekly feature, every Friday?

Posted: **07 Nov 2008 00:59**

please, sir, can I have some more ?

and could you work the fucktard in there somehow ?

Posted: **07 Nov 2008 01:07**

Hmmm...will take it under consideration.

(When is that from? Wasn't missing too many meals in those days, was he?)

Posted: **07 Nov 2008 01:11**

group shot with the other wine-sniffers that self-published "Monterey Shorts" - and there's a demotivator in there somewhere about underwear or midgets, but I'm not that creative....

Posted: **07 Nov 2008 04:46**

Posted: **07 Nov 2008 09:29**

The poo joke hasn't gotten old I see.

Good job!

Posted: **07 Nov 2008 17:22**

Very worthy!

Posted: **10 Nov 2008 11:19**

WOW

These are great. I demand more!

Posted: **10 Nov 2008 11:22**

Good stuff.

ComicLife is a great application. I've got it on the ol' computer somewhere, but I don't think I ever registered.

Posted: **12 Nov 2008 22:52**

You are the master, Chig!

Posted: **21 Nov 2008 20:53**

Fantastic comic sandchigger! It made my day!

Posted: **21 Nov 2008 22:33**

Enh.

I haven't done any new ones for two weeks now because I'm less disposed to see Brian as the amusing bumbling old fool doing poos in his pants.

I'm really starting to think he's the true villain in the piece and that he's really quite evil.

Brian as the Antichrist or Satan in Hell just doesn't seem too amusing....

Posted: **21 Nov 2008 23:53**

SandChigger wrote:Enh.

I haven't done any new ones for two weeks now because I'm less disposed to see Brian as the amusing bumbling old fool doing poos in his pants.

I'm really starting to think he's the true villain in the piece and that he's really quite evil.

Brian as the Antichrist or Satan in Hell just doesn't seem too amusing....

KJA: It's all for you Brian!
[a flourish of creepy music; KJA jumps out window]

Posted: **22 Nov 2008 12:20**

Cue Tubular Bells?

Posted: **22 Nov 2008 23:07**

Your mother is with us tonight, Kevin...

And YOU know what she's eating right now...

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