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Posted: 23 Nov 2008 14:07
by Drunken Idaho
Can he go around wearing a suit made from Frank's skin?

Or is that too much?

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 21:43
by Rakis
Drunken Idaho wrote:Can he go around wearing a suit made from Frank's skin?

Or is that too much?

KJA Lecter ? :shock:

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 09:51
by Drunken Idaho
Rakis wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:Can he go around wearing a suit made from Frank's skin?

Or is that too much?

KJA Lecter ? :shock:
Wouldn't put it past him...

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 12:38
by Rakis
Hey, Drunken ! Is it possible to modify that sig so that we can see FH's head instead of Burger King, kiking KJA's ? :lol:

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 12:47
by Drunken Idaho
Rakis wrote:Hey, Drunken ! Is it possible to modify that sig so that we can see FH's head instead of Burger King, kiking KJA's ? :lol:
I would, and I could, but I simply find the fast food analogy much funnier. Anyone else is welcome to customize it though.

Material for Life of Brain...

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 16:44
by Sole Man
Brain: Your all diferent! Your all individuals!

Crowd of Psuedofans being mind controlled by Byron: Yes We're all different! We're all individuals!

KJA: I'm not.

Re: Material for Life of Brain...

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 17:09
by Drunken Idaho
Sole Man wrote:Brain: Your all diferent! Your all individuals!

Crowd of Psuedofans being mind controlled by Byron: Yes We're all different! We're all individuals!

KJA: I'm not.
Life of Brian, indeed! :D

Posted: 20 Dec 2008 07:24
by Nebiros
Why "OH GODDAMIT!"? Does he have to clean friend or something? Otherwise it's not Kevin's problem, it's Brians.

Posted: 20 Dec 2008 11:31
by SandChigger
Obviously you've never shared a podium with someone who's just shat themself.


(OK Nebby, picture it: You're on an important tour with a virtual vegetable whom you're trying to portray as a competent adult with whom you are writing a series of science fiction novels and every time you turn around the idiot shits himself. Forget Dead Jew Jesus, What Would You Do? Just say, "It's not MY problem. He shat himself...it's HIS problem"? Wow...that's a fine Christian attitude. :roll: )

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 21:18
by Nebiros
I'd simply say calmly without shouting: "you idiot" and then hold my nose as I walk off the stage leaving him to his own embarrasment.

And while I do not dicatate my novels into a recorder, if I were hiking and my friend called me just to say he shat himself, I'd just hang up and switch off the phone thinking: "he's pathetic"

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 22:12
by SandRider
huh. satire much ?

guess not....

on Nebrios

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 22:41
by Sole Man
Nebiros wrote:I'd simply say calmly without shouting: "you idiot" and then hold my nose as I walk off the stage leaving him to his own embarrasment.

And while I do not dicatate my novels into a recorder, if I were hiking and my friend called me just to say he shat himself, I'd just hang up and switch off the phone thinking: "he's pathetic"
I'm assuming you have No sense of humor do you?

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 23:23
by SandRider
Chig, I know it's like the second night of Hannuakah, or Chanikah, or
whatever, but could I trouble you for a "Christmas Greeting from Brian"
or something similar, say about Thursday morning ?

thanks and Happy Yamakahaha !

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 00:30
by BH
Hi! Brian here! Snadrider, just thought I'd say, "Merry Chauchnicaka." And many happy returns during Boxing Day.

Hey, also wanted to let you guys know that boobsy chick isnt my wife. Here I am at the annual Scientologist Awards. Boy-on-boy did you fellas get me in some hot water! I had to tell my wife how stupid each and every one of you are!

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 00:48
by SandRider
What Brian is babbling about :

Image
being techodeficient, he linked to a page filled with big pictures of hacks in tuxedos -
if you have dial-up, as I do, it will take several minutes to get to this picture. I've sent
an email to Sue to tell her to stop him from doing this shit, but I'm pretty sure he told
her to post this Over There. Sue's not as sharp as she used to be,

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 01:04
by SandChigger
Happy Chanukah!
Happy Chanukah!
While your menorah is buring
Happy Chanukah to you!


Or would you prefer a verse of Kwanzaa 'pon a time in America?

( :shock: A holiday I'm actually older than...)

I'll see what I can do, SandRider, but no promises.

Not knowing him a bottom
I sent a hack a top
He used it as a buttplug
And shoved it with a PLOP!

Oh dreidl dreidl dreidl
Dreidl dreidl drey
He shoved it past his shvinkter
Then lost it, OY VEY!

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 14:15
by Pansyass
SandChigger wrote:
(OK Nebby, ...that's a fine Christian attitude.
A Christian!

I thought this community didn't have any. There goes mr. Rogers neighborhood!

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 14:31
by Freakzilla
I say we feed him to a lion! :P

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 14:42
by GamePlayer
There's a bunch of Christians on this board. They're like Canadians; too damned many of them :)

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 16:17
by Freakzilla
I hate Christians, they're so annoying. They keep trying to tell me about their imaginary friend and how I need to have an imaginary friend too or else bad things will happen to me in oblivion, after I die.

I don't mind if they have an imaginary friend as long as they don't try to push him on me. I don't try to tell them it's all in their head and when they hear him talking to thim it's just their own conscience.

Weak minded fools. Religion is a mental health condition, treatment should be covered by health insurance.

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 16:38
by GamePlayer
Easy Freak Z. Just do what I do when life gets frustrating; play some Doom or Quake :)

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 16:56
by Freakzilla
GamePlayer wrote:Easy Freak Z. Just do what I do when life gets frustrating; play some Doom or Quake :)
I like to get stoned and lead the Army of Northern Virginia to victory in Sid Meier's Antietam! Damned Yankee bastards!

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 17:04
by GamePlayer
Freak-Z
"Why Yankee Beans? Didn't they have beans in the south?" :)

BB
I am undone! You're far too clever for a poor Canuck like me :)

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 20:10
by Nekhrun
I don't have the photo-manipulation skills that some of you do, but I can offer this:

Image

Posted: 23 Dec 2008 20:11
by SandRider
Freakzilla wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Easy Freak Z. Just do what I do when life gets frustrating; play some Doom or Quake :)
I like to get stoned and lead the Army of Northern Virginia to victory in Sid Meier's Antietam! Damned Yankee bastards!
not a bad game, but did you ever get ahold of the demo ?
totally turn-based, more strategy-type. I guess that version
got canned - by the time it was released, it was a completely
different game.

I've been playing the GS Gettysburg for like three years now.
RTS games are too damn chaotic for me; I like to sit around, drink,
and think about it alot.

{Thanks Nekkie ! Happy Birthday, Jesus, everyone !}